Hey I-A-B, I Needs Your Help! [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago

Hey I-A-B,

OK, so you know what"s coming next--me asking you to add Fancylad"s Super-Terrific Happy Funtime I-Am-Bored.com Page to your already jam-packed Facebook feed.

Why should you do it? I don"t know--you don"t have to, but I try and make it interesting over there: I throw up stuff you won"t find on the site proper, I post some links there before I post them here and don"t tell the I-A-B lawyers, but I can get away with more over there than I can here. Plus, every now and then, a hot reader will send semi-topless photos to me and I"ll post "em there. She gets the thrill of exhibitionism in front of a mass audience and you get a little T&A--everyone wins.

So there ya go--click LIKE--try it out for a few days. I canguaranteethatFancylad"s Super-Terrific Happy Funtime I-Am-Bored.com Page is a hell of a lot more entertaining than a robotic feed of links back to a website like some fan pages I won"t mention here, but we all know who I"m talking about.

Me love you long time, Fancy

OK, what do I have to do for you to "Like" I-A-B"s Facebook page? I promise it"ll be worth it.
There are 34 comments:
Male 5,190
Tell us the truth and maybe....maybe.
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Male 13,624
Dont do my face I do IAB
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Male 1,620
Lotta angry people in the world.
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Female 325
Anyone who wants to do this will have already done this. If you`re trying to figure out some brilliant marketing ploy, Facebook ain`t it.

Five minutes from now, something better is going to come along and render Facebook useless. Are you going to start whoring yourself out on that platform, too?
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Male 2,592
damnit, I hate facebook... damnit..
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Male 19,888
Yet tedgp is still on the site... every single day.
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Male 3,909
@tedgp - I second that motion.
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Male 3,285
Fancy, stop drating posting about facebook and start posting decent content on this site.

We know your viewerbase is plummeting faster than anything, but thats purely because the content is crap. Not because nobody knows about the site.

You are an aggregator site than very rarely publishes original content. You need to realise this.
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Female 349
Pimping facebook. Not a good look. Should just say: Come on in! We have boobs!

But the entire internet has boobs. All you have to do is google "boobs", and take off the strict or moderate settings.



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Male 1,674
I already liked George Takei on fb. What does IAB have to offer that Takei doesn`t?
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Male 2,551
So...people who already come here are being asked to add this website`s facebook page as a friend or a like or whatever, despite it linking here anyway?
The point is?
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Male 5,568
Can`t. Don`t have a Facebook account...or any other Stalker - oops, I mean "Social" network accounts.
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Male 559
Facebook is awful.

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Male 11,740
The FB page just links to some of the stuff here, I already see it. There`s nothing special about it, don`t waste your time.
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Female 3,727
No, no one can know that I come on this page...lol! Dead serious though!

Total guilty pleasure!
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Male 716
tl;dr
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Male 5,019
allready joined ages ago.
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Male 2,592
Throw in full-topless and we`ve got a deal.
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Male 559
I use IAB instead of Facebook.

Fμck facebook.
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Male 1,045
@patchgrabber

Do you really want to see a fancy sex tape?
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Male 1,048
Already joined. Now where is the awesome fun time with cocaine I was promised?
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Male 6,737
Already "liked" it.
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Male 5,811
If you`re trying this desperately to increase the size of your popularity and e-peen, you could just release a sex tape or something; worked for K-Kard, but not so much for Ray-J I guess...
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Male 270
I can`t wait till the day facebook dies...

About all I gotta say about facebook.

I do have a facebook for family crap, but besides keeping in touch (barely) with a few people, I hate it.
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Male 5,874
What happened to the `Back` and `Next` arrows by the main picture?
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Male 1,497
I just closed my facebook account. Someone said my real name. Had to bail.
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Male 37,914
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Male 438
whats a "facebook"? is it that thing people have instead of a life?
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Male 37,914

All the really cool people are on MySpace.
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Male 37,914
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Male 296
people still use facebook?
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Male 4,746
Already liked it the first time around. I did "Add to Newsfeed" though.
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Male 1,008
drat facebook
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Male 19,888
Link: Hey I-A-B, I Needs Your Help! [Pic] [Rate Link] - OK, what do I have to do for you to `Like` I-A-B`s Facebook page? I promise it`ll be worth it.
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