First World Problems Anthem

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago in

Hope you feel good about yourself now, First Worlders.
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Female 2,691
I killed myself a couple of minutes in. Disinter me when it`s over, and kill me again.
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Male 66
I hate it when people who don`t want pickles don`t order it with pickles so I can steal thiers without paying for extra on my triple 1/4 pounder with cheese and bacon.
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Male 5,811
@Badvoice: That would be me. Except I`m always polite about it and compliment the man on his watch.
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Male 120
#firstworldproblems arent problems......thats why its funny.
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Male 1,569
I hate it when my time is wasted by watching a third world youtube clip
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Male 15
I also hate onions on my burgers.
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Male 15
I hate it when i`m taking a piss in a public rest room. then a stupid SOB comes and stands right next to me and pisses When there are ten empty urinals.
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Male 2,436
Those people are not my problem.
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Male 2,790
they don`t even know what they`re talking about
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Male 560
@McGovern I don`t give a damb how much your country gives, I was merely pointing out you`re not "by a huge margin theeee most generous country on the planet" another wrongly held belief about how awesome the US is
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Male 560
@McGovern1981 Sorry the UK actually has a respectable minimum wage and doesn`t tax waitresses so that they lose money if they don`t tip. We tip when service is good as it should be. I actually currently reside in Sweden.

I also believe the general non governmental giving of European countries is more then in the USBut I should make a point the UK gives the most out of the G8 countries anyway
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Male 14,331
@Bakcagain21

Most of your country doesn`t even tip so you make a piss poor case.
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Male 560
@papajon0s1 Ehh most generous by huge margin :S Not really... Depends how you look at it but if you do it by % of GDP You`re 19th I concede you give the most in cash. But who`s more generous the man who has £20 and gives £10 to charity. Or the Man who has £100 and gives £15 to charity. Then also look into how much of that is on reconstruction aide from countries rightly or wrongly infrastructure was destroyed (Iraq & Afghanistan) So yeah I disagree with your claim
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Male 5,811
@Andrew155: There are many countries whose GDP has been rising sharply for years. I`ve been investing in BrIC (Brazil, India, China) stocks for quite some time now.
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Male 10,338
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

This ad had some good ones!
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Male 7,813
Damn, I dont have any of these problems. Am I not a first world citizen?
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Male 14,331

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Male 2,376
yup.. that guy might live in a mud hut, but hes more self sufficient then 99% of you.. i say you cause not me. i`m awesome.
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Male 2,578
I hate it when my government devalues my currency to the point where everyone becomes poor, and when they incur such a giant debt that they will condemn me and my children to conditions much of the "third" world has now.

By the way, the third world is quickly becoming an obsolete concept. Did you know Brazil is about to pass France in economic strength? Next stop, Germany. And it`s not the only one. Most of these countries are living in better conditions than my grandparents did in depression-era North Dakota. Indeed, Indonesia`s GDP per capita is the same as ours was back then.
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Male 83
"Hope you feel good about yourself now, First Worlders"

---says a person with electricity and Internet connection
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Male 579
Sooo... you`re basically completely insulting then you want money? Is that it? Because, you know, the US is by a huge margin theeee most generous country on the planet. But apparently, that`s not enough.
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Male 2,670
I hate it when other people blame me for being born into a nation with a working technological infrastructure.

Damn, my latte is too hot!
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Male 2,552
I hate it when people don`t know that #firstworldproblems is an effing tongue-in-cheek joke.
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Male 4,147
luie C.K. said it better
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Male 4,850
Everyone should have access to clean water.
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Male 5,811
Well, technically they *are* problems, just not big ones.
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Male 15,183
I hate it when I lose another bloody company kit and have to abandon a multimillion dollar property project.
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Male 39,556

The pickle thing really is a bitch though.
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Male 20,827
Link: First World Problems Anthem [Rate Link] - Hope you feel good about yourself now, First Worlders.
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