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29 Responses to First World Problems Anthem

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18946 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 8:00 am
    Link: First World Problems Anthem - Hope you feel good about yourself now, First Worlders.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36870 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 8:06 am

    The pickle thing really is a bitch though.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14657 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 8:09 am
    I hate it when I lose another bloody company kit and have to abandon a multimillion dollar property project.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 8:11 am
    Well, technically they *are* problems, just not big ones.
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    markust123 Male 40-49
    3929 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 8:21 am
    Everyone should have access to clean water.
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3362 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 8:21 am
    luie C.K. said it better
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    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 8:21 am
    I hate it when people don`t know that #firstworldproblems is an effing tongue-in-cheek joke.
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2377 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 8:49 am
    I hate it when other people blame me for being born into a nation with a working technological infrastructure.

    Damn, my latte is too hot!
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    papajon0s1 Male 40-49
    579 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 8:53 am
    Sooo... you`re basically completely insulting then you want money? Is that it? Because, you know, the US is by a huge margin theeee most generous country on the planet. But apparently, that`s not enough.
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    triki-trakes Male 18-29
    83 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 9:14 am
    "Hope you feel good about yourself now, First Worlders"

    ---says a person with electricity and Internet connection
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    Andrew155 Male 18-29
    2579 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 9:41 am
    I hate it when my government devalues my currency to the point where everyone becomes poor, and when they incur such a giant debt that they will condemn me and my children to conditions much of the "third" world has now.

    By the way, the third world is quickly becoming an obsolete concept. Did you know Brazil is about to pass France in economic strength? Next stop, Germany. And it`s not the only one. Most of these countries are living in better conditions than my grandparents did in depression-era North Dakota. Indeed, Indonesia`s GDP per capita is the same as ours was back then.
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    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 9:55 am
    yup.. that guy might live in a mud hut, but hes more self sufficient then 99% of you.. i say you cause not me. i`m awesome.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    October 9, 2012 at 11:25 am

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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7476 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 12:14 pm
    Damn, I dont have any of these problems. Am I not a first world citizen?
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 12:17 pm
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    This ad had some good ones!
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 1:07 pm
    @Andrew155: There are many countries whose GDP has been rising sharply for years. I`ve been investing in BrIC (Brazil, India, China) stocks for quite some time now.
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    Bakcagain21 Male 18-29
    560 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 1:31 pm
    @papajon0s1 Ehh most generous by huge margin :S Not really... Depends how you look at it but if you do it by % of GDP You`re 19th I concede you give the most in cash. But who`s more generous the man who has £20 and gives £10 to charity. Or the Man who has £100 and gives £15 to charity. Then also look into how much of that is on reconstruction aide from countries rightly or wrongly infrastructure was destroyed (Iraq & Afghanistan) So yeah I disagree with your claim
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    October 9, 2012 at 1:42 pm
    @Bakcagain21

    Most of your country doesn`t even tip so you make a piss poor case.
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    Bakcagain21 Male 18-29
    560 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 1:49 pm
    @McGovern1981 Sorry the UK actually has a respectable minimum wage and doesn`t tax waitresses so that they lose money if they don`t tip. We tip when service is good as it should be. I actually currently reside in Sweden.

    I also believe the general non governmental giving of European countries is more then in the USBut I should make a point the UK gives the most out of the G8 countries anyway
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    Bakcagain21 Male 18-29
    560 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 1:53 pm
    @McGovern I don`t give a damb how much your country gives, I was merely pointing out you`re not "by a huge margin theeee most generous country on the planet" another wrongly held belief about how awesome the US is
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    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 3:15 pm
    they don`t even know what they`re talking about
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    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 5:14 pm
    Those people are not my problem.
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    BadVoice Male 18-29
    15 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 9:17 pm
    I hate it when i`m taking a piss in a public rest room. then a stupid SOB comes and stands right next to me and pisses When there are ten empty urinals.
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    BadVoice Male 18-29
    15 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 9:18 pm
    I also hate onions on my burgers.
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    MrAtari Male 40-49
    1566 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 11:47 pm
    I hate it when my time is wasted by watching a third world youtube clip
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    The_Gent Male 18-29
    120 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 11:56 pm
    #firstworldproblems arent problems......thats why its funny.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    October 10, 2012 at 7:02 am
    @Badvoice: That would be me. Except I`m always polite about it and compliment the man on his watch.
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    widjadidja Male 30-39
    66 posts
    October 10, 2012 at 9:40 am
    I hate it when people who don`t want pickles don`t order it with pickles so I can steal thiers without paying for extra on my triple 1/4 pounder with cheese and bacon.
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    SavageChef Female 50-59
    2692 posts
    October 24, 2012 at 7:11 am
    I killed myself a couple of minutes in. Disinter me when it`s over, and kill me again.

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