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Date: 10/29/12 11:12 AM

19 Responses to European Football Vs. American Football [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18943 posts
    October 29, 2012 at 11:14 am
    Link: European Football Vs. American Football - American football players slap each other`s asses after a good play. This is what European footballers do to each other.
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    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    October 29, 2012 at 11:18 am
    Thats called a sarcastic celebration. better than most of the poo that goes in in eggball.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    October 29, 2012 at 11:20 am
    Fancy`s fantasy.
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    deputy Male 50-59
    449 posts
    October 29, 2012 at 11:22 am
    At least he is playing it safe by using gloves
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    IRockYeah Male 40-49
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    October 29, 2012 at 12:34 pm
    Worst part of all, is that Carlos Tevez is wearing a "Snood".

    Twat.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14656 posts
    October 29, 2012 at 12:51 pm
    @freddyferret red or blue?
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    QueenZira Female 18-29
    2228 posts
    October 29, 2012 at 1:52 pm
    That chorus of snores you hear in the background is the sound of the American audience all simultaneously losing consciousness together.
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    deputy Male 50-59
    449 posts
    October 29, 2012 at 2:12 pm
    @queenzira: is that because the american footbal audience is losing interest after more than 5 seconds of play action?
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    QueenZira Female 18-29
    2228 posts
    October 29, 2012 at 2:15 pm
    Deputy, pretty much. Although we`ll totally perk right back up the second we need to run for our lives from soccer Hooligans. *Shivers*
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    Modwain Male 40-49
    336 posts
    October 29, 2012 at 3:43 pm
    i wont bore you by jelling fake.. but now for something completly different. european football, in stat3s refered to as soccer, is a sport where 90 % if not more of the ball contact is with... the foot.

    American football is a game where more then 90% of ball contact is not with the foot..

    I wonder why those pesky europeans call football by its reall name, hence, FOOT ball.. And what americans call football, europeans call rugby.

    none of those protections and paddings in rugby either, which in event makes it so that the americans can have a world serries, cause none of the other western worlds seem to care much for the american way to play rugby.

    To each their own i guess..
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    Ston Male 30-39
    198 posts
    October 29, 2012 at 5:39 pm
    Modwain, rugby is not the same as American football. Huge difference, and you`ve probably pissed off a bunch of rugby players.
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    October 29, 2012 at 6:15 pm
    Proctologist combining work with play
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    October 29, 2012 at 9:22 pm
    That`s more scoring than you`ll see in most metric football games.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    October 29, 2012 at 9:59 pm
    @Draculya - I`d say his first choice is red, but he would be ok with blue too.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    October 30, 2012 at 1:53 am
    Old Carlos giving Rio a good fisting
    Its allowed if a handball is given here ahem
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
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    October 30, 2012 at 1:55 am
    And Im always a tad confused with the Americans calling a world series ``world`` as only Americans really take it seriously
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7752 posts
    October 30, 2012 at 4:28 am
    He`s reaching in to get the ball back.
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    ChainsawNbud Male 50-59
    741 posts
    October 30, 2012 at 5:48 am
    Is ol` John Hopoate at it again?
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    rubbiten Male 18-29
    145 posts
    October 31, 2012 at 2:59 am
    "Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is similar to American "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like nancies).~John Cleese - Letter to America, Notice of Revocation of Independence

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