European Football Vs. American Football [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago in Sports

American football players slap each other"s asses after a good play. This is what European footballers do to each other.
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Male 145
"Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is similar to American "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like nancies).~John Cleese - Letter to America, Notice of Revocation of Independence
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Male 741
Is ol` John Hopoate at it again?
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Male 7,775
He`s reaching in to get the ball back.
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Male 13,624
And Im always a tad confused with the Americans calling a world series ``world`` as only Americans really take it seriously
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Male 13,624
Old Carlos giving Rio a good fisting
Its allowed if a handball is given here ahem
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Male 11,740
@Draculya - I`d say his first choice is red, but he would be ok with blue too.
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Male 15,832
That`s more scoring than you`ll see in most metric football games.
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Male 5,874
Proctologist combining work with play
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Male 198
Modwain, rugby is not the same as American football. Huge difference, and you`ve probably pissed off a bunch of rugby players.
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Male 334
i wont bore you by jelling fake.. but now for something completly different. european football, in stat3s refered to as soccer, is a sport where 90 % if not more of the ball contact is with... the foot.

American football is a game where more then 90% of ball contact is not with the foot..

I wonder why those pesky europeans call football by its reall name, hence, FOOT ball.. And what americans call football, europeans call rugby.

none of those protections and paddings in rugby either, which in event makes it so that the americans can have a world serries, cause none of the other western worlds seem to care much for the american way to play rugby.

To each their own i guess..
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Female 2,228
Deputy, pretty much. Although we`ll totally perk right back up the second we need to run for our lives from soccer Hooligans. *Shivers*
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Male 448
@queenzira: is that because the american footbal audience is losing interest after more than 5 seconds of play action?
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Female 2,228
That chorus of snores you hear in the background is the sound of the American audience all simultaneously losing consciousness together.
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Male 14,835
@freddyferret red or blue?
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Male 2,619
Worst part of all, is that Carlos Tevez is wearing a "Snood".

Twat.
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Male 448
At least he is playing it safe by using gloves
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Male 11,740
Fancy`s fantasy.
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Male 3,285
Thats called a sarcastic celebration. better than most of the poo that goes in in eggball.
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Male 20,196
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