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Date: 10/15/12 04:28 PM

18 Responses to Darth Vader Vs. Jesus: The Church Showdown [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1275 posts
    October 15, 2012 at 4:30 pm
    Link: Darth Vader Vs. Jesus: The Church Showdown - I think we need Maury Povich to settle this one.
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    bluntman1138 Male 30-39
    28 posts
    October 15, 2012 at 4:36 pm
    Sounds right to me.

    I mean, since Luke is an imaginary figure, he would definately need a father that was ALSO an imaginary figure.

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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    October 15, 2012 at 4:47 pm
    I don`t know what pastor thought that is a good idea to mix a sci-fi movie(s) with religion, but I believe it`s just going to confuse people.
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    Cartunze Male 60-69
    841 posts
    October 15, 2012 at 5:33 pm
    CrakrJak, your trolling is obvious.
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    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    October 15, 2012 at 5:34 pm
    @CrakrJak - "... but I believe it`s just going to confuse people."

    Oh, my friend in boredom, you make it far too easy, sometimes. The irony is positively palpable.

    8-) LJ
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    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    October 15, 2012 at 5:35 pm
    Special.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    October 15, 2012 at 6:11 pm
    Eh, pick your favourite fictional father.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 15, 2012 at 6:41 pm
    Luke 15:11
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    October 15, 2012 at 6:52 pm
    "NOOOOOOoooooooooo!!!!!....."
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    wendell Male 30-39
    85 posts
    October 15, 2012 at 7:09 pm
    @ Angelmassb
    Good call!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33070 posts
    October 15, 2012 at 9:15 pm
    Oooo, I feel it coming on...



    Oh YEAH! Baby!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33070 posts
    October 15, 2012 at 9:22 pm
    @Angelmassb: Didn`t Lord Vadar have a son and a daughter? lolz!
    Your seriously twisted Biblical passage amuses me!

    Because: Luke 15 is amoung the WORST parts of the Bible!
    I simply CANNOT BELIEVE that JESUS HIMSELF said such BULLpoo! Honestly, sorry to offend...
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33070 posts
    October 15, 2012 at 9:23 pm
    Ack! Bullsh 1 t gets censored! Waaaa!

    Bullshiite!!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33070 posts
    October 15, 2012 at 9:26 pm
    1 Now the tax collectors and "sinners" were all gathering around to hear him. 2 But the Pharisees and the teachers of the law muttered, "This man welcomes sinners and eats with them."3 Then Jesus told them this parable:4"Suppose one of you has a hundred sheep and loses one of them. Does he not leave the ninety-nine in the open country and go after the lost sheep until he finds it?
    I actually wrote a burning discreditation of this very verse in a photocopy-zine, many many years ago...

    It simply cannot be "the word of God" period.

    Again, sorry if I offend...
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    chuckleboy Male 50-59
    145 posts
    October 15, 2012 at 9:38 pm
    Pretty droll. This church deserves some props for having a rare sense of humor.
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    Shelworth Male 50-59
    388 posts
    October 16, 2012 at 4:43 am
    Uh, pardon me but isn`t Luke Skywalker a lot older than Jesus?
  17. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    October 16, 2012 at 5:25 am
    5Cats: You`re kidding, right?
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    October 16, 2012 at 7:26 am
    Well, wouldn`t God disapprove of the whole Jedi religion-thing? That sounds dangerously close to witchcraft.

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