Darth Vader Vs. Jesus: The Church Showdown [Pic]

Submitted by: littlemissqt 5 years ago in Funny

I think we need Maury Povich to settle this one.
There are 18 comments:
Male 5,811
Well, wouldn`t God disapprove of the whole Jedi religion-thing? That sounds dangerously close to witchcraft.
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Male 17,511
5Cats: You`re kidding, right?
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Male 501
Uh, pardon me but isn`t Luke Skywalker a lot older than Jesus?
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Male 156
Pretty droll. This church deserves some props for having a rare sense of humor.
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Male 40,734
[quote]1 Now the tax collectors and "sinners" were all gathering around to hear him. 2 But the Pharisees and the teachers of the law muttered, "This man welcomes sinners and eats with them."3 Then Jesus told them this parable:4"Suppose one of you has a hundred sheep and loses one of them. Does he not leave the ninety-nine in the open country and go after the lost sheep until he finds it?[/quote]
I actually wrote a burning discreditation of this very verse in a photocopy-zine, many many years ago...

It simply cannot be "the word of God" period.

Again, sorry if I offend...
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Male 40,734
Ack! Bullsh 1 t gets censored! Waaaa!

Bullshiite!!
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Male 40,734
@Angelmassb: Didn`t Lord Vadar have a son and a daughter? lolz!
Your seriously twisted Biblical passage amuses me!

Because: Luke 15 is amoung the WORST parts of the Bible!
I simply CANNOT BELIEVE that JESUS HIMSELF said such BULLpoo! Honestly, sorry to offend...
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Male 40,734
Oooo, I feel it coming on...



Oh YEAH! Baby!
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Male 85
@ Angelmassb
Good call!
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Male 5,626
"NOOOOOOoooooooooo!!!!!....."
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Male 15,510
Luke 15:11
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Female 6,381
Eh, pick your favourite fictional father.
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Female 1,478
Special.
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Male 723
@CrakrJak - "... but I believe it`s just going to confuse people."

Oh, my friend in boredom, you make it far too easy, sometimes. The irony is positively palpable.

8-) LJ
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Male 840
CrakrJak, your trolling is obvious.
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Male 17,511
I don`t know what pastor thought that is a good idea to mix a sci-fi movie(s) with religion, but I believe it`s just going to confuse people.
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Male 28
Sounds right to me.

I mean, since Luke is an imaginary figure, he would definately need a father that was ALSO an imaginary figure.

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Female 1,605
Link: Darth Vader Vs. Jesus: The Church Showdown [Pic] [Rate Link] - I think we need Maury Povich to settle this one.
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