Contraception: The Truth?

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago in Misc

Roman Catholic Nuns give you truth about contraception. Apparently it causes adultery, promiscuity & homosexual behavior
There are 23 comments:
Female 2,691
Martin Luther said contraception is worse than incest and adultery? Ewww. What kind of a freak thinks birth control is worse than incest?
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Female 233
God this pisses me off so bad.
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Male 1,745
Please tell me the bit about estrogen from female piss making its way into tap water is false. PLEASE!
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Male 14,835
"homosexual behavior" Exqueese me? Surely that`s caused by Republicans? If not, why would a semen and turd roostertail be named after Rick Santorum?
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Male 13,624
Come to the UK, find some right dirty old stinkers here
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Female 1,803
hey! I`m in the top 9% of women! awesome, lol. working to get to the top 1% ;)
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Male 1,164
Touche HolyGod. I guess that also goes to show not even abstinence can halt a holy pregnancy. Contraception be damned.
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Male 5,811
@HG: No, it`s true because it`s FACT. Reminds me of this one book I found that was from either a Jehovah`s Witness or a Mormon, can`t remember which. It`s called "How did we get here, by atheism or creation?" (or something close to that). It had this chart in it.
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Male 8,132
Linkenberger

"the only contraceptive that gives 100% no-birth chances is abstinence"

Hahaha. Ya. Except for the central story in the whole f.ucking book. In that case even abstinence can`t prevent pregnancy. ;)
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Male 8,132
thatjimguy

"What is this? The Catholic version of "Stop, Drop and Roll?"

No. Stop drop and roll actually works to some degree. This is the catholic version of "Hide Under Your Desk in Case of Nuclear Attack".
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Male 459
WTF? No...women would NEVER get any action because they use contraception.

What is this? The Catholic version of "Stop, Drop and Roll?"
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Male 8,132
patchgrabber

Well they give the math and it is accurate. It just doesn`t take into account area for stores, services, roads, and everything else a society needs. I do think it is an interesting proclamation for low worldwide population density really is.

"FACT: You can use old motor oil to fertilize your lawn."

That`s true actually. I saw it on fight club. ;)
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Male 5,811
So apparently the whole population of the world could live "quite comfortably" in Texas. Also, I love how religious propaganda always just says "FACT:" and then provides no source or proof of their "fact" as if just saying FACT will make your argument irrefutable. I`m going to start doing that now.

FACT: You can use old motor oil to fertilize your lawn.
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Male 300
She referenced Vladimir `Poutine`, now I want some tasty fries.
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Male 1,164
@patchgrabber
I would also love to hear Gerry on this. Although knowing Gerry, he`ll probably give us a .gif of 500 dudes in an orgy. Bless you Gerry.

As someone who studies the bible, I love how they conveniently leave out that the only contraceptive that gives 100% no-birth chances is abstinence, i.e. if God truly wanted them to have a baby, it would`ve blown through the condom, fertilized that whore egg, stuck to the ovum and beat the living hell out of any hormones that tried to mess with it.

Well, according to the bible at least.
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Male 395
in other religious news Women drivers increase homosexuality
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Male 1,497
The church just made comparisons between man and ape.
About time they came around.
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Male 2,332
If anything the world needs more contraception.

Too many people making babies because they think they are "supposed to".
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Male 645
oh i thought it was Inception... next
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Male 1,950
I hear that, if injected with contraceptives, the males will also fling their poo around, too. Get ready!
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Female 2,549
Nambla?! These stupid fcuks.
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Male 5,811
Wow, just...wow. Hey Gerry, have you had over 500 sexual partners? According to Catholics you heathen abominations sure do like your immoral sexy-times.
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Female 8,044
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