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Date: 10/05/12 10:45 AM

23 Responses to Contraception: The Truth?

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 10:33 am
    Link: Contraception: The Truth? - Roman Catholic Nuns give you truth about contraception. Apparently it causes adultery, promiscuity & homosexual behavior
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 10:59 am
    Wow, just...wow. Hey Gerry, have you had over 500 sexual partners? According to Catholics you heathen abominations sure do like your immoral sexy-times.
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    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 11:16 am
    Nambla?! These stupid fcuks.
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    fancythat Male 30-39
    1950 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 11:22 am
    I hear that, if injected with contraceptives, the males will also fling their poo around, too. Get ready!
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    SunnyNphilly Male 18-29
    645 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 11:26 am
    oh i thought it was Inception... next
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    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 11:41 am
    If anything the world needs more contraception.

    Too many people making babies because they think they are "supposed to".
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    Mikeoxsbiggg Male 30-39
    1502 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 11:54 am
    The church just made comparisons between man and ape.
    About time they came around.
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    Langer Male 18-29
    394 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 11:59 am
    in other religious news Women drivers increase homosexuality
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    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 12:10 pm
    @patchgrabber
    I would also love to hear Gerry on this. Although knowing Gerry, he`ll probably give us a .gif of 500 dudes in an orgy. Bless you Gerry.

    As someone who studies the bible, I love how they conveniently leave out that the only contraceptive that gives 100% no-birth chances is abstinence, i.e. if God truly wanted them to have a baby, it would`ve blown through the condom, fertilized that whore egg, stuck to the ovum and beat the living hell out of any hormones that tried to mess with it.

    Well, according to the bible at least.
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    Burgh Male 40-49
    300 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 12:18 pm
    She referenced Vladimir `Poutine`, now I want some tasty fries.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 12:20 pm
    So apparently the whole population of the world could live "quite comfortably" in Texas. Also, I love how religious propaganda always just says "FACT:" and then provides no source or proof of their "fact" as if just saying FACT will make your argument irrefutable. I`m going to start doing that now.

    FACT: You can use old motor oil to fertilize your lawn.
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6183 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 12:41 pm
    patchgrabber

    Well they give the math and it is accurate. It just doesn`t take into account area for stores, services, roads, and everything else a society needs. I do think it is an interesting proclamation for low worldwide population density really is.

    "FACT: You can use old motor oil to fertilize your lawn."

    That`s true actually. I saw it on fight club. ;)
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    thatjimguy Male 30-39
    458 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 12:42 pm
    WTF? No...women would NEVER get any action because they use contraception.

    What is this? The Catholic version of "Stop, Drop and Roll?"
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6183 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 12:58 pm
    thatjimguy

    "What is this? The Catholic version of "Stop, Drop and Roll?"

    No. Stop drop and roll actually works to some degree. This is the catholic version of "Hide Under Your Desk in Case of Nuclear Attack".
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6183 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 12:59 pm
    Linkenberger

    "the only contraceptive that gives 100% no-birth chances is abstinence"

    Hahaha. Ya. Except for the central story in the whole f.ucking book. In that case even abstinence can`t prevent pregnancy. ;)
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 1:01 pm
    @HG: No, it`s true because it`s FACT. Reminds me of this one book I found that was from either a Jehovah`s Witness or a Mormon, can`t remember which. It`s called "How did we get here, by atheism or creation?" (or something close to that). It had this chart in it.
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    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 1:30 pm
    Touche HolyGod. I guess that also goes to show not even abstinence can halt a holy pregnancy. Contraception be damned.
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 2:33 pm
    hey! I`m in the top 9% of women! awesome, lol. working to get to the top 1% ;)
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13596 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 2:59 pm
    Come to the UK, find some right dirty old stinkers here
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 10:44 pm
    "homosexual behavior" Exqueese me? Surely that`s caused by Republicans? If not, why would a semen and turd roostertail be named after Rick Santorum?
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    paperduck Male 18-29
    1745 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 11:16 pm
    Please tell me the bit about estrogen from female piss making its way into tap water is false. PLEASE!
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    jacobsona29 Female 18-29
    233 posts
    October 6, 2012 at 5:04 am
    God this pisses me off so bad.
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    SavageChef Female 50-59
    2692 posts
    October 21, 2012 at 11:37 pm
    Martin Luther said contraception is worse than incest and adultery? Ewww. What kind of a freak thinks birth control is worse than incest?

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