Bottles Beware! The Katana King!

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago in Misc

Ninja of death...to bottles. All. Bottles. Must. Die.
There are 35 comments:
Male 450
HEY! I play D&D. Back off. Bad! Bad internet user!
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Male 28
drat I`m thirsty...
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Male 159
Yes, he is fat, but some of those katanas were impressive still!
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Male 14,834
Ninja Cartman!
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Male 2,376
looks like the thousands of hours playing dungeons and dragons payed off
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Male 2,737
Sharp
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Male 390
Some neighbors make you feel safe..
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Male 950
all that ninja training and he`s still so fat
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Male 284
Well, if he`s ever attacked by a gang of bottles on the way back home from the Seven Eleven I guess he ought to be able to hold his own.

Still the customized bottle beheading block was a nice touch.
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Male 97
Why do you hate water so much?! I thought you people were supposed to be jolly!
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Male 38,480

I`m not impressed.
I can poke a hole in a plastic bottle with a steak knife.

Manhood fail.
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Male 2,419
Humpty dumpty had a sword
humpty dumpty killed the hord
the water did flow,-
just look at him go
is it me or is that kid bored?
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Male 3,462
5% of that was legitimately pretty cool.
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Male 425
he has good technique.
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Male 2,384
whoa dude!!!! you`re so cool =/
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Male 5,081
Glorious!
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Male 514
Dragooooon TWISTA!!
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Male 2,759
Anybody besides me thinks he practices on hamburgers?
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Female 695
oooh the poor water and bottles, I`d just be afraid of him falling on me
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Male 83
The worst part is that someone was there recording him the whole time.
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Male 768
@WheresMyGoat - DON`T POST THAT SACRILEGIOUS MATERIAL HERE.. What a waste of Beer, unless it was low alcoholic lite beer then that is fine..
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Male 116
#68 was actually pretty cool
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Male 4
I would be afraid of this guy, if I were exactly 5` 6", stood perfectly still in his driveway and only wore recycled plastic armor.

Remove any of those requirements and he`ll be left crying, "C`mon guys! You`re not playing fair!"

I especially love that this video took place over several months. When did he get a chance to practice his other ninja skills?
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Male 13,624
Guess its better than sitting on your arse and playing on the xbox,
Bit of calorie expenditure going on
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Male 36
A real katana can do this: http://bit.ly/I0F40m
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Male 95
At least the dude is outside in the open air and getting exercise.
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Female 2,602
Careful, now. Remember that Star Wars Kid may not have been the Jedi he imagined in his callow youth, but he did grow up to be a competent lawyer that took his tormentors to the cleaners in court.
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Male 1,341
Hilarious video. But seriously, those are some damned sharp blades.
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Male 199
teenage mutant ninja potato
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Male 508
All those murdered bottles...OH THE HUGE-MANATEE!
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Male 14,332
FEAR THE WARRIOR!!!
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Male 2,552
1:27 instantly reminded me of Beverly Hills Ninja... LOL
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Male 182
for one his strikes are at least accurate.. but other than that not too entirely impressed, although if he really lost all that weight, me may have some potential.
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Male 2,711
Just how many ninjas are hiding in there?
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Female 8,044
Link: Bottles Beware! The Katana King! [Rate Link] - Ninja of death...to bottles. All. Bottles. Must. Die.
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