Bodybuilder Has A Tan Malfunction On Stage [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago in Sports

Missed a spot, bro.
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Male 58
Tan guy is very smug
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Female 261
Yuck, yuck, yuck. That is SO wrong on SO many levels.
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Male 5,094
To quote Dan Piraro: "Guys With Very Much Spare Time"
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Male 13,624
Was he using teak wood varnish
Christ on a tandem
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Female 1,515
ewwwwww grossss
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Male 15,832
"I traded bodies with a negro."
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Female 6,381
I`d dock him points for that face! X-P
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Female 60
Oh... and he also has a vagina
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Male 907
I`m not sure, when you transplant someone`s head onto another body, like this guy, is it a head transplant or a body transplant?
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Male 12,365
As others have said, bodybuilders use a paint/dye to darken their skin (if it isn`t already dark) because it accentuates the definition of their muscles.

So why don`t they go the whole 9 yards and have an artist use multiple colours? A skilled artist could use different colours to accentuate muscles much more effectively than a uniform dark brown paint job.
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Male 12,365
He works in the construction industry and fell into a vat of woodstain. He kept his head out of the stain from survival instinct, despite being dazed from hitting his head on the side of the vat.

Despite the accident, he carried on with the competition he had the next day. What a trooper!
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Male 7,123
Hey, everybody. Look what I spent my life on. Totally fecking up my body.
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Female 1,181
ugh, it`s not a freakin` tan! they do it to help "define" their muscles, and since they probably don`t care about their facial muscles...
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Male 38,457

"49"... is that his IQ?
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Male 15,510
I cannot imagine the roostertail of drugs he is having
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Male 47
It`s so bad it almost looks like someone photoshoped a head onto a different body
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Male 3,612
for the 1m time its not a tan! its bronzing cream
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Male 5,617
Body paint. Nice hair removal, though.
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Male 141
Shopped, you can tell by the pectorals
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Male 20,131
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