Big Bird Doesn`t Stand A Chance Against Romney

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago

Mitt Romney is literally gunning for Big Bird.
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Male 17,512
chalket: Ordinary turkey feathers aren`t very expensive, true. But Big Bird`s feathers come from 45lb. male turkeys. Turkeys that large are rare, because almost all turkeys are sent to the slaughterhouse before they reach that size.

That is why Big Bird`s feathers are $1.50 each, they aren`t the smaller turkey feathers, they are much bigger and rarer.
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Male 2,711
Crakr
$1.50 for a dyed turkey feather? I don`t think so...
Here`s a dozen for $2.50
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and you KNOW they buy in large enough bulk to bring it waaaaay down from there.
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Male 10,845
[quote]Big Bird is a commie.[/quote]

If "preaching charity" is enough to be called a commie then the Salvation Army is one of the most notorious Socialist cabals (second to all communist nations of course) to ever have existed.
EVEN THEIR LOGO IS RED!

Seriously I`m all for ending the subsidy to PBS and reforming the two biggest items in our budget(I`d prefer they be cut though). But you conservatives have GOT to stop these aimless commie insinuations.

CrakrJak:

That doesn`t sound unusual to me considering Leo DiCaprio netted $77 Million in 2010.
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Male 884
I have been thinking of this ever since this started.
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Male 884


It was birdshot, big birdshot.
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Male 17,512
Over 40 years and that damn bird hasn`t hatched even one egg. (just kidding)

But seriously, do you know how much it costs to get feathers for that damn suit?

4000+ feathers in the suit x $1.50 per feather = $6,000 for the whole suit (not counting labor) and they have to be changed regularly. I seen a `behind the scenes at CTW` documentary and they budget over $40,000 a year just for Big Birds feathers.
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Male 15,832
Big Bird is a commie.
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Male 36,558
Don`t worry Conan... NO ONE is watching you.
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Male 2,375
Sweet!
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Male 19,888
Link: Big Bird Doesn`t Stand A Chance Against Romney [Rate Link] - Mitt Romney is literally gunning for Big Bird.
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