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Date: 10/05/12 03:54 PM

32 Responses to Being A Parent Must Really Suck… [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18853 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 3:55 pm
    Link: Being A Parent Must Really Suck... - Unfortunately, literally.
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    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 3:57 pm
    I just threw up a bit...
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32829 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 4:05 pm
    Sounds so familiar...
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 4:18 pm
    Normal mother is normal.
    You people are pussies if you can`t take that little bit of being a parent.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 4:20 pm
    Eh? What?????
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    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 4:36 pm
    Yuck. Ever heard of vaporub?
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6781 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 4:45 pm
    I`ve done it lots of times. Totally normal.
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    wickedsngr Female 18-29
    457 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 5:13 pm
    Totally normal for a parent to do that... it is one of the reasons I don`t want kids. :)
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    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1793 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 5:35 pm
    she should swallow...
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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 6:07 pm
    Will she suck the vomit outta my mouth?
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 6:17 pm
    *vomit*
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    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 6:38 pm
    Or you could use those little bulb suction things. O.o
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    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 6:40 pm
    Also, you guys are lame. If you can`t handle some boogers, I`m glad you`re not procreating.
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    drips Male 30-39
    904 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 7:00 pm
    Unfortunately reposts aren`t any less disgusting...
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 7:05 pm
    been there done that. One memorable time, my son, about 18 months, had a cold, runny green nose, stuck a peice of f ucking chalk up his nose, I had to suck it out, vomitable experience.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36695 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 9:14 pm

    What is with women?
    They`ll suck snot out of a nose but don`t like to give blow jobs?
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 9:52 pm
    My dick feels kinda stuffy.
  18. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14628 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 10:08 pm
    Julia Roberts doesn`t swallow.
  19. Profile photo of soupkid
    soupkid Male 30-39
    264 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 11:01 pm
    Because spending $1.98 for a bulb syringe would be too easy.
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    notorious98 Male 30-39
    151 posts
    October 6, 2012 at 7:52 am
    @soupkid

    My pediatrician just told us on our last visit that we shouldn`t use the bulb syringe. It was their 12 month visit. She isn`t one of those New Age doctors either.
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    jeepjones Male 30-39
    554 posts
    October 6, 2012 at 8:15 am
    I`m with Gerry1of1 on this one! WTF is with that ladies?
  22. Profile photo of Frankii
    Frankii Female 18-29
    437 posts
    October 6, 2012 at 8:16 am
    @soupkid I have never ever seen those in England, the only reason I actually know what you`re talking about is because of stuff on telly
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    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    October 6, 2012 at 12:00 pm
    hahhah she spits?
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    Kain1 Male 18-29
    1473 posts
    October 6, 2012 at 12:21 pm
    I think this is a repost.. But it`s actually been quite a while since there`s been one. So i`m gonna let this one slide, and congratulate the mods on an excellent job ;)
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    PizzaPits Male 18-29
    553 posts
    October 6, 2012 at 3:27 pm
    I gagged a little after reading that.
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    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    October 6, 2012 at 3:27 pm
    Thank drat for the Bristol channel.
  27. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3849 posts
    October 6, 2012 at 5:42 pm
    god almighty! how gross! i SWEAR this would be the last thing i would EVER do to my little Tommi Crystal!
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    AywooJablome Male 40-49
    35 posts
    October 6, 2012 at 7:20 pm
    Sacajawea did the same thing with her kid Pompy - I remember reading about it years ago...stuck with me for some reason :{
  29. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    October 6, 2012 at 8:57 pm
    There is just no good reason. No kid has ever needed this.
  30. Profile photo of HolyGod
    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6781 posts
    October 6, 2012 at 10:49 pm
    Gerry1of1

    "They`ll suck snot out of a nose but don`t like to give blow jobs?"

    Is that why you`re gay? You shouldn`t generalize. My girlfriend likes giving them even more than I like getting them, and I like getting them a lot.
  31. Profile photo of grapehead
    grapehead Male 18-29
    408 posts
    October 8, 2012 at 1:54 pm
    certain moms lick there kids eyes to remove lashes or whatever too... nasssty
  32. Profile photo of SavageChef
    SavageChef Female 50-59
    2692 posts
    October 21, 2012 at 11:48 pm
    Yeah, well, since I don`t live in a mud hut in a third world country, I just employed the handy-dandy bulb syringe, available at most drug and grocery stores.

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