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Date: 10/26/12 07:58 AM

21 Responses to Aww, Someone`s Been Dumped [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    October 26, 2012 at 7:59 am
    Link: Aww, Someone`s Been Dumped - Get over it, Wide-neck. It happens to all of us.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    October 26, 2012 at 8:06 am
    Gerry? Too mean to be Gerry.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9258 posts
    October 26, 2012 at 8:17 am
    Forever alone.
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    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    October 26, 2012 at 8:19 am
    How does he open his trunk?
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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3446 posts
    October 26, 2012 at 8:31 am
    `Gerry? Too mean to be Gerry.`

    Wrong state too.
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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3446 posts
    October 26, 2012 at 8:32 am
    `How does he open his trunk?`

    He doesn`t. There`s a dead woman in there.
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    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4916 posts
    October 26, 2012 at 8:34 am
    zombunny the trunk is supposed to stay closed cause probably if full of women`s bodies.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33134 posts
    October 26, 2012 at 8:41 am
    Hopefully it`s just another `shop and not real.

    I`m all for fre speach, but saying SOME things is just asking to get pulled over for extensive questioning...

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    safety_pinup Female 18-29
    21 posts
    October 26, 2012 at 8:42 am
    Somebody got the case of the mommy issues...
  10. Profile photo of MrOrange
    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    October 26, 2012 at 8:58 am
    Personally i like a woman with a bit of a devil inside.
  11. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    October 26, 2012 at 9:12 am
    Driving that car? He didn`t just get dumped, he`s divorced.
    One of those `way too late, this was already not working out because we`re both irrational and immature` divorces.

    Don`t try to kill each other in court: It`s a waste of f*cking money.
    DON`T fight over possessions you don`t even want because
    they`re just going to remind you of the other person anyway.
    If you actually EVER cared about the other person,
    you will give them whatever they need to get along without you.

    Just sign the f*cking papers and leave.
    Then stop smoking, join a fitness center and lose some goddamned weight.
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    chalket Male 50-59
    2712 posts
    October 26, 2012 at 9:45 am
    "Personally i like a woman with a bit of a devil inside."

    Me too. Just call me "devil."
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    mcssls Female 70 & Over
    695 posts
    October 26, 2012 at 10:58 am
    wide neck, maybe he`s just got a proportionally small head
  14. Profile photo of fancythat
    fancythat Male 30-39
    1950 posts
    October 26, 2012 at 10:58 am
    Aww, and to think he drives a `95 Ford Escort, too. I just don`t know how she was able to part with him...
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    October 26, 2012 at 11:35 am
    @chalket .)
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    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    October 26, 2012 at 1:17 pm
    "wide neck, maybe he`s just got a proportionally small head"

    Probably why his wife left him.
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    Bealzebubble Male 18-29
    352 posts
    October 26, 2012 at 1:56 pm
    Have you tried homosexuality?
  18. Profile photo of MrOrange
    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    October 26, 2012 at 2:29 pm
    @Bealzebubble
    Apparently it`s a bit of a pain in the ass.
  19. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33134 posts
    October 26, 2012 at 7:12 pm
    Have you tried homosexuality?

    @Bealzebubble: Only room for one rooster in my barnyard!
    Wait, what?
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    October 26, 2012 at 9:38 pm
    Gay.
  21. Profile photo of Atrayu4u
    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    October 26, 2012 at 10:10 pm
    I presume he`s hoping people will f**k up his car so he can use the insurance money to buy a newer one.

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