America, This Is Why You`re Fat, Yet Again [Pic]

Submitted by: Mooberry 4 years ago Funny

Because even your vegetables have to be candy.
There are 28 comments:
Male 2,553
Oh, I desperately want to make a corny joke...
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Female 2,927
corn is a grain, not a vegetable.
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Female 2,415
Not even this would make me eat any. Though it does LOOK cool.
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Female 2,415
Yeah, my honey tried his damnedest to get me to eat some candy corn the other day... I wasn`t feeling particularly suicidal or masochistic so I told him to shove it.
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Female 1,141
How awesome! Why didn`t I think of this?
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Male 1,586
I absolutely hate candy corn. It is the worst thing ever.
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Male 224
If the doctrine of signatures is anything to go by, that stuff is just perfect for giving you horribly diseased teeth.
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Male 402
that looks hella good
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Male 2,841
Candy corn is delicious you inept philistines.
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Male 2,711
Many years ago I worked with a girl named Candy Corn. She was really cute, but I never could take her seriously (though I would have eaten her down to the cob, had she let me). Sorry to digress... :-)
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Male 3,445
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Female 94
Here is the site on how to make it yourself:
Candy Corn on the COB
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Male 3,445
Candy corn is the worst thing ever.
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Male 312
Haha, sick. I always hated candy corn. If you are going to eat something unhealthy it should at least taste good.
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Male 891
Suddenly the name "candy corn" makes a whole lot of sense.
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Male 2,376
corn = not a vegetable
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Male 15,510
And here is your morning heart attack
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Female 2,764
The cob’s inventor (Instructables’ alaskantomboy) used a cookie dough core and candy corn kernels to make the final product–nothing else.
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Female 2,764
What is the center!!! GAWD HELP ME FIGURE IT OUT! I have a jar of candy corn waiting to be turned into CANDY CORN ON THE COB
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Male 302
I really hope that`s taffy or something, and not pre-chewed gum.
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Female 349
I hate candy corn but have to admit that this is cute.
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Male 14,330
No this is why we kick ass!
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Female 4,086
WANT!!! where can i buy this??
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Male 3,578
i want
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Male 10,845
Darn Gerry beat me to it.
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Female 1,743
Cute idea for a party.
:P
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Male 37,888

Candy Corn on the Cob!!!!!
BRILLIANCE!
GENIUS!
MAGNIFICENT!

Why has this not been done before!
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Female 94
Link: America, This Is Why You`re Fat, Yet Again [Pic] [Rate Link] - Because even your vegetables have to be candy.
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