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Date: 09/06/12 05:09 PM

14 Responses to Where`s Daddy? [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18931 posts
    September 6, 2012 at 5:10 pm
    Link: Where`s Daddy? - One guess.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    September 6, 2012 at 7:33 pm
    "Be safe. Don`t forget to wear your rubbers."
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    iambluebeard Male 30-39
    338 posts
    September 6, 2012 at 8:39 pm
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    keith2 Male 30-39
    2589 posts
    September 6, 2012 at 9:50 pm
    Damn right daddy`s at the titie bar. Because maybe if you`d give it up more, do it right, give mouth hugs 3x a day, or at least take care of your damn self, daddy wouldn`t have to come home covered in glitter and stripper smell. Your fault completely for not doing your wife/gf duties. If you aint down with any of that, stay a single mother. Nobody wants a lame duck in bed.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    September 6, 2012 at 9:51 pm
    "Daddy is spending his paycheck on Candi at the Spearmint Rhino. It`s okay, honey. I`m sure there`s some powdered coffee creamer in the cupboard. I can make a cream of celery soup."

    Just a wee bit depressing.

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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3359 posts
    September 6, 2012 at 9:52 pm
    If I was single, I`d take mom over the titty dancer.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    September 6, 2012 at 10:21 pm
    A little bitter, are we?
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    September 6, 2012 at 10:27 pm
    Think keith2 has been there and done that
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    September 6, 2012 at 10:51 pm
    keith2 must be chad in real life.....forever alone and bitter as hell.
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    Selous Male 30-39
    1197 posts
    September 7, 2012 at 1:12 am
    nice one keith, im hearing you
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    Dead_mind Male 18-29
    303 posts
    September 7, 2012 at 5:14 am
    Normaly i would cal you mr obius but...
    what im trying to say is i agree.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36835 posts
    September 7, 2012 at 8:19 am

    So many single moms... stop chasing men off or get used to it. Why is it you can`t keep a guy? Think about it.
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    Fancysucksss Male 18-29
    1048 posts
    September 10, 2012 at 2:09 am
    My daddy was ripping off churches across america for free money.
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    merejos Female 30-39
    10 posts
    September 11, 2012 at 6:01 am
    "Nobody wants a lame duck in bed" unless you`re Lea Thompson and at least flirted with the idea.

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