Turtle-Gasm ! NSFW If You`re A Tortoise

Submitted by: Gerry1of1 4 years ago Funny

Turtle Porn: Money shot at 1:20.
There are 14 comments:
Female 674
"I think my turtle just had an orgasm on my patio."
Quote of the year.
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Male 1,016
Exhibitionist turtle....hey bunch of women watching ...you want some of this ????? huh ?? You know you want it!!!
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Male 3,445
"OH MY GOD I THINK HE JUST CAME!"
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Male 646
Well, I hope this video doesn`t ever fall into the hands of Japanese animators.
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Male 2,384
ewwwwwwwwwww
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Female 1,145
As interesting as the turtle penis was I sure as hell would not be sticking my face down there!!! LOL I was waiting for him to gizz all over one those chick`s face,that would teach them not to stick their face down there again!!LOL
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Male 490
Does that one lady literally have no idea what ejaculate looks like??

"Oh weird, it`s got this foamy milky stuff coming out of it."

Also, I would HOPE that`s the weirdest penis she`s ever seen.
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Male 37,910

Is that what they use to make Turtle Soup?
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Female 349
Wow,cool!
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Male 224

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Male 5,019
Turtles are sex addicted,they are used to cross my field in Sardegna and every time a male and a female meet they don`t waste the chance to copulate, every single time. And they are also so noisy when they do it. I think they do it cause they don`t live in group so any meeting is a good occasion for procreation.
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Male 5,608
"Yep. They`re gonna try it..."
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Male 14,775
Nearly turtle-bukakke
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Male 37,910
Link: Turtle-Gasm ! NSFW If You`re A Tortoise [Rate Link] - Turtle Porn: Money shot at 1:20.
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