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Date: 09/06/12 06:00 AM

14 Responses to Turtle-Gasm ! NSFW If You`re A Tortoise

  1. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36201 posts
    September 6, 2012 at 6:51 am
    Link: Turtle-Gasm ! NSFW If You`re A Tortoise - Turtle Porn: Money shot at 1:20.
  2. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    September 6, 2012 at 7:12 am
    Nearly turtle-bukakke
  3. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    September 6, 2012 at 7:44 am
    "Yep. They`re gonna try it..."
  4. Profile photo of piperfawn
    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4888 posts
    September 6, 2012 at 7:59 am
    Turtles are sex addicted,they are used to cross my field in Sardegna and every time a male and a female meet they don`t waste the chance to copulate, every single time. And they are also so noisy when they do it. I think they do it cause they don`t live in group so any meeting is a good occasion for procreation.
  5. Profile photo of Dover78
    Dover78 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    September 6, 2012 at 11:06 am

  6. Profile photo of Misfit-Mutt
    Misfit-Mutt Female 18-29
    349 posts
    September 6, 2012 at 12:09 pm
    Wow,cool!
  7. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36201 posts
    September 6, 2012 at 12:22 pm

    Is that what they use to make Turtle Soup?
  8. Profile photo of hwkiller
    hwkiller Male 18-29
    490 posts
    September 6, 2012 at 3:00 pm
    Does that one lady literally have no idea what ejaculate looks like??

    "Oh weird, it`s got this foamy milky stuff coming out of it."

    Also, I would HOPE that`s the weirdest penis she`s ever seen.
  9. Profile photo of Pinkminx22
    Pinkminx22 Female 30-39
    1081 posts
    September 6, 2012 at 3:04 pm
    As interesting as the turtle penis was I sure as hell would not be sticking my face down there!!! LOL I was waiting for him to gizz all over one those chick`s face,that would teach them not to stick their face down there again!!LOL
  10. Profile photo of ledzeppeloyd
    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    September 6, 2012 at 4:12 pm
    ewwwwwwwwwww
  11. Profile photo of mcboozerilla
    mcboozerilla Male 30-39
    646 posts
    September 6, 2012 at 4:56 pm
    Well, I hope this video doesn`t ever fall into the hands of Japanese animators.
  12. Profile photo of FoolsPrussia
    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3446 posts
    September 6, 2012 at 5:54 pm
    "OH MY GOD I THINK HE JUST CAME!"
  13. Profile photo of pumba62
    pumba62 Male 40-49
    1018 posts
    September 7, 2012 at 8:24 am
    Exhibitionist turtle....hey bunch of women watching ...you want some of this ????? huh ?? You know you want it!!!
  14. Profile photo of JaundiceCake
    JaundiceCake Female 18-29
    674 posts
    September 8, 2012 at 4:36 pm
    "I think my turtle just had an orgasm on my patio."
    Quote of the year.

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