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Date: 09/21/12 11:32 AM

26 Responses to There Comes A Time In Every Man`s Life… [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    September 21, 2012 at 11:33 am
    Link: There Comes A Time In Every Man`s Life... - ...when you have to man the f*ck up
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    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1794 posts
    September 21, 2012 at 11:43 am
    p()ssy...
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    September 21, 2012 at 11:45 am
    Been there. Only it was a wasp, not a spider. And I hate those bastards.
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    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    September 21, 2012 at 11:47 am
    ya i woke up one night with a scrachy chest.. goto scratch and grab giant wolf spider.. i could have screamed like a girl and jumped outa bed..
    drat that i squished him in my hand through on the floor and went back to sleep
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    6665 posts
    September 21, 2012 at 11:48 am
    Many years ago when I was a teacher in a small town in Sudan I left my modest quarters and set off for work. Just as a gaggle of schoolgirls walked by I realised I was not alone in my trousers. The 50 yard walk back took all the self control I could muster.

    Turned out to a harmless brown beetle, but something chitinous and muli-legged approaching one`s tackle trumps a damn spider in a helmet.
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    DromEd Male 40-49
    1851 posts
    September 21, 2012 at 12:09 pm
    A beetle in your joy department...that would cause me some distress I have to say.
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    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    September 21, 2012 at 12:13 pm
    Had jehovas witness at my door and saw mormons down the street and I had to leave to go meet my girlfriend with whom I was having sinful relations with....

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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    September 21, 2012 at 12:16 pm
    Is I`d`ve plural possessive or plural possessive possessive?
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    September 21, 2012 at 12:18 pm
    LordJim has it- if only because it was a sudanese crawly- aand god knows what they do to ones bits.....
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    September 21, 2012 at 12:45 pm
    I had such a `moment` on a beach a couple of years ago, had a wasp fly up my shorts, terror and panic filled my soul, and for some reason the British reserve left me as I promptly ripped my shorts off to release the beast from my bellhousing. Only realizing my below decks was in view to a number of beach lovers. twas muchly embarrassing
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    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    September 21, 2012 at 1:28 pm
    I was driving down the street one night and a spider started to drop from the ceiling right in front of my eyes. It got me a bit but then I just gave a clap and called it a night.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    6665 posts
    September 21, 2012 at 1:59 pm
    ferdyfred,

    Your British reserve left you? Hand in your passport and accent and leave at once.
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6203 posts
    September 21, 2012 at 2:22 pm
    Bacon Pie

    "Is I`d`ve plural possessive or plural possessive possessive?"

    Is that a serious question? Apostrophes aren`t just for plurals and possessives. They are also used for contractions such as I`d (I would) and would`ve (would have). This, apparently is a conjunction of I Would Have, which is neither plural or possessive in any way.
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    maddux32 Male 30-39
    926 posts
    September 21, 2012 at 2:40 pm
    @Holy God and BaconPie

    You guys are retarded.
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    September 21, 2012 at 2:45 pm
    i probably would have just crashed the bike into a wall, take the bastard with you.

    i find this tactic works too:

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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    September 21, 2012 at 2:56 pm
    I`d have been dead in that situation too. Of course I wouldn`t have been on the motorcycle in the first place.
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    September 21, 2012 at 4:50 pm
    @HolyGod: Apostrophes aren`t ever used for plurals.
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    Scuzoid Male 30-39
    1268 posts
    September 21, 2012 at 6:27 pm
    "@HolyGod: Apostrophes aren`t ever used for plurals."

    Incorrect.
    tinyurl.com/clzczsd
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    muffalletta Male 18-29
    543 posts
    September 21, 2012 at 6:43 pm
    there are a couple of worse things i could think of
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    muffalletta Male 18-29
    543 posts
    September 21, 2012 at 6:44 pm
    plurals and possessives? kill yourselves
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    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    September 21, 2012 at 8:17 pm
    A small bat flew in the house
    My strategy was to climb the tallest furniture screaming like I was on fire. When I realized the folly of putting my face directly into its flight path; i dove and landed my chin on the chair and took the bowl of Gazpacho with me.
    That bat actually hovered, looking quite concerned before he left the way it came in.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    September 21, 2012 at 8:41 pm
    there are a couple of worse things i could think of
    Yeah, he could have had a lobster in his helmet, or maybe a weasel.
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    September 21, 2012 at 9:00 pm
    This is what nightmares are made of.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    September 21, 2012 at 10:29 pm
    ~squirrel applause for Sutra`s story~ =^.^=
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    Grumpdock Male 13-17
    317 posts
    September 22, 2012 at 5:57 am
    I`d`ve? Hmm
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    Azaram Male 40-49
    130 posts
    September 22, 2012 at 10:05 am
    Unusual, but perfectly formed contraction. "I would have".

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