The Only Commandments The Bible Needs [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago Misc

God could have made is so much simpler on everyone.
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Male 36,542
@HG: Um, this post is about substituting something "funny" with the actual "10 Commandments" right? And they`re numbered 1 and 2...

Yet you`re being a Nazi about it?
Dude, you`ve violated #2!

Which 10 Commandments?
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Male 7,924
5Cats

Oh Christ. The post is about "commandments". The pic is of the ten 10 commandment tablets.

You`re saying every rule in the bible is a "commandment"? Fine. Then having to marry your rape victim and not wearing cloth of mixed fabric are commandments too.

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Male 2,220
The wisdom of Solomon:-

Ashes to Ashes
Dust to Dust
If it wasn`t for pu$$y
my dick would rust.

Wherein I`ve just proved Matt`s rule.

If you think you`ve hit #1 (be cool) your probably breaking #2 (don`t be an a$$hole)
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Male 36,542
[quote]Huh? What version of the 10 commandments are you reading? Are they different in Canada?[/quote]
@HG: #1 is the Golden Rule and #2 is the Wisdom Of Solomon.

The "10 Commandments" aren`t the only "rules" in the Bible, eh?
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Male 2,096
Yeah, but it`s Charleston Heston so ya know he`s gotta glock under the robe.
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Female 6,381
One man`s as*hole is another man`s hero. 8-\
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Male 1,104
"Love your neighbour as you love yourself"
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i`ve been trying hard to practice that one, but alas, she shows no interest. :-(
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Male 1,104
"olyGod: as usual, you`re entitled to your opinion, but you can always read these verses to learn a bit more about God`s unconditional love."
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hey, ok, let`s check out those verses ...

"You may not know Me, but I know everything about you…
Psalm 139:1

I know when you sit down and when you rise up…
Psalm 139:2

I am familiar with all your ways…
Psalm 139:3"

... HOLY SH%T, I`M BEING STALKED!!!
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Male 1,418
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Male 1,243
HolyGod: all i really know about that is that the wicked and evil doers will perish, as it`s written:

Psalm 37:20 But the wicked will die; the enemies of the Lord will vanish like wild flowers; they will disappear like smoke.


FYI: if you meditate on the 10 commandments, you can find extremely deep wisdom covering all the things you mentioned. Also, the 10 commandments can be read like "Love God with all of your heart, mind soul and strength", (the first 5), and "Love your neighbour as you love yourself" (the second 5). Jesus said "Do this and you will live." He`s right, so love one another as he commanded and there`ll be nothing to fear.
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Male 7,924
The ten commandments are such a silly set or rules especially when you take into consideration the things that aren`t on the list like Rape, Child Molestation, Assault, Arson, and others.
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Male 7,924
Since most people (including most Christians) don`t seem to know what the 10 commandment are:

1. Don`t worship other Gods
2. Do not make idols
3. Don`t take the Lord`s name in vain
4. Keep the sabbath holy
5. Honor your mother and father
6. Don`t Murder
7. Don`t commit adultery
8. Don`t steal
9. Don`t lie
10. Don`t covet (desire)

1,2,3, and 4 are retarded and pointless. Things a jealous, ego-maniacal, self centered man would say. I can`t imagine an omnipotent entity being so petty.

5,7, and 9 are good rules to live your life by, but certainly not rules. Definitely not top 10.

6 and 8 are really the only legitimate rules to live by.

10 is silly. I see nothing wrong with desiring other people`s possessions as long as you don`t steal them. It is good to have goals and be ambitious.

The ten commandments are such a silly set or rules especially when you take into consideration the things that aren`t on
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Male 7,924
artmunki

"you`re just trolling 5Cats because you`re used to targeting him. There was absolutely nothing questionable in what he said"

Not at all. I agree whole heartedly with what he said. I live my life by it. But it isn`t in the 10 commandments. That was what I was saying.
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Male 7,924
TheGuySmiley

I`m not saying I want you to judge me. I`m asking if you believe that is God`s judgement. Everyone interprets the Bible differently. Many believe that if you don`t accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior the punishment is eternal damnation. I`m asking if that is your belief.
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Female 2,674
artmunki, the 2 things 5Catz said aren`t in the 10 commandments. That`s what was questionable about what he said.
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Male 176
Landmark day - for once I actually completely agree with 5Cat. "Do unto others..." (or whichever variation on the wording you prefer) is the only moral rule you really need. The rest of the biblical Ten Commandments are either unnecessary extrapolations on that (neighbours, killing, etc.), or just religious dogma.

And HolyGod - you`re just trolling 5Cats because you`re used to targeting him. There was absolutely nothing questionable in what he said.
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Male 40
"Are they different in Canada?"

I think it`s because they use the metric system.
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Male 1,243
HolyGod: its not my place to judge
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Male 7,924
5Cats

"#1: Do to others what you`d like them to do to you.
#2: This too shall pass.
Oh wait, those are already in there!"

Huh? What version of the 10 commandments are you reading? Are they different in Canada?
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Male 7,924
TheGuySmiley

Do you believe that if I am an atheist and I deny God`s existence that I will be sent to hell for eternity?
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Male 36,542
#1: Do to others what you`d like them to do to you.
#2: This too shall pass.

Oh wait, those are already in there!
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Male 2,436
But... sometimes I like being an non-nice individual.
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Male 1,243
HolyGod: as usual, you`re entitled to your opinion, but you can always read these verses to learn a bit more about God`s unconditional love.
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Male 7,924
TheGuySmiley

"As I have loved you, so you must love one another."

God`s love is conditional. Conditional love is not love.
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Male 1,243
You only have to read the Bible to see he did:

John 13:34 A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another.
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Male 2,855
actually its "love your neighbor", its plastered in every church
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Male 4,298
Funny. What popped into my head when I read the title was, Don`t be a dick.
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Male 19,879
Link: The Only Commandments The Bible Needs [Pic] [Rate Link] - God could have made is so much simpler on everyone.
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