The Gift [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago in Weird

I guess it"s the thought that counts?! WTF?
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Male 276
"had to resort to a plastic banana?"
SOMETHING`S gotta go in there, dammit!
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Male 15,832
[quote]the only way this could be ANY Creepier is if the Aunt was actually the Uncle. [/quote]
How do you know she wasn`t?
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Male 718
the only way this could be ANY Creepier is if the Aunt was actually the Uncle.
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Male 154
Savage love is the greatest column ever written. Dan Savage is the man.
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Male 2,144
Heck, why stop there? Get her a buttplug and a mech, too.
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Male 15,832
Get her a "My Little Baloney Pony."
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Female 6,381
I think Auntie has a tad too much interest in a 14-year-old`s ability to get herself off. That`s about an 8.5 on the creepy scale.
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Male 553
I don`t know how it would be with girls, but I know I`d be a little creeped out if say, my uncle got me a pocket pussy for my birthday. Not that I wouldn`t use it. Just seems like a weird gift that makes you wonder... Pedo??
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Male 1,268
When I sit there and ask you to get yourself off, and you do not pull a dildo out of your drawer, it`s pretty clear vaginal orgasms are not something you (easily) experience and/or put much effort into experiencing. In which case, guess what, I`m not going to rush to a sex shop to find the biggest dildo I can to force you to "love the dildo" as you seem to think "a man" will. However, there ARE plenty of clitoral stimulation devices on the market that I`ve personally seen work better than a bit of finger circles. I`ve experienced this exact scene multiple times with multiple women.

Now when I ask a DIFFERENT woman to accomplish the same task and she does pull out a dildo, and she does completely forget she has a clitoris, guess what, I can safely assume there ARE women that need penetration. Same thing, experienced that situation multiple times.

Go burn your bra on someone else`s lawn. This "man" isn`t here to tell you YOU need a dick.
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Male 1,268
@Paper, I made it very clear to add the term vibe to my statement. Yes, I do believe every sexually active woman on the planet can find a great deal of pleasure from some sort of vibrating apparatus or synthetic phallic toy sold at an online sex shop. Clearly isn`t required, but the whole reason I call your experience on the matter into question is the fact that you initially state this conversation to be "awful" and that anything short of two awkward consenting teens experiencing their first time together is going to frak with a woman`s mind. Those are your words.

@Lauriloo I presume because I`ve known a far larger number of woman sexually than you have. As simple as that. I didn`t argue the point that a dildo would be a waste of time for YOU, I argued they are certainly not a waste of time for WOMEN in general. There is a reason the item`s come in so many varieties and are actually sold.
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Male 13,630
Just buy her a bloody phone
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Male 2,220
it was all going so well, until the present was unwrapped at her birthday party..

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Male 1,216
I was quite weirded out at first, but than I realized it`s a woman. I guess if they have a good connection it`s not so creepy, just a little.
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Female 1,803
@Scuzoid Spoken like a man. why would YOU presume to know what a woman`s body responds to? If your sex partners were absolutely honest with you, you might know more about it. Yes, there is pleasure to be had in other areas of a woman`s body but, by and large, most of a woman`s climaxes come from the clitoris. I`ve read research about it AND I have a female body to test it out on. How about you? How many women do you know without a clitoris?
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Male 7,378
Yeah that`s creepy and wrong. No need to rob some boy of breaking in a virgin.
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Female 9,561
@TKD_Master, My thoughts exactly.
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Male 1,745
scuzoid, I can`t tell if you`re trolling or being honest. You think every girl/woman on the planet would enjoy a dildo? I`m sorry but a dildo is not an integral part of learning sexuality. It may be for some, but it isn`t the case that it cannot happen without one. Don`t you think women should decide for themselves? This seems pretty obvious.
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Male 4,793
super creepy when you imagine it coming from a man. slightly creepy once you realize it`s from an aunt.
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Female 2,674
Tbh I thought it was her uncle at first (probably has to do with me having only uncles for most of my life). But coming from an aunt, I think it`s perfectly nice and even a good thing. She wouldn`t be forced to use it (that`d be creepy) and it`s much better coming from an aunt than her own mom and it shows that she shouldn`t be ashamed of something so natural.
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Female 3,562
A girl that young doesn`t need toys. She should learn how to get off without them or she`s not going to know what to do when her boyfriend`s dick doesn`t vibrate.
I`ll be honest here. As soon as I turned 18 I bought toys right away, before I lost my virginity. But I was 18, I was getting bored of all the things I could do alone. I didn`t need it by any means, I was an expert at enjoying myself without help, but there were many years of learning and practice.
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Female 269
"All of the action is in the clitoris"
Yeah, I`m gonna have to respectfully disagree. Perhaps that is the case with you, but that is not universally true.

As far as the letter, I think it`s a valid question. I learned what got me going before I ever involved someone else in my sex life; it made for a lot of really good experiences, rather than the traumatic let-downs that many of my friends recall as their "firsts." Smart aunt.
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Male 1,268
"All the action is at the clitoris"

Cause that`s just wrong. First lets start with your statement. I seriously doubt "so many" people assume a woman needs a dildo/penis to climax. That said, I guarantee there is a vibrating sex toy of some sort that is at least twice as good at getting you off than your hand. Which is the point most try to make on the subject of sex toys, dildo`s may not be your thing, but there`s plenty else out there. Which is why the reply to this aunt was pretty much "Don`t just buy the girl what you like, get her involved in the purchase somehow."

Now for the second part. All YOUR action may be at the clitoris, but there is a reason most people separate female orgasms into two different categories, and I promise, there are plenty of women who have absolutely no need for their clitoris as long as "trails off into graphic description"
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Male 1,268
Obviously not counting women who are exceptionally elderly, malnourished, and/or emotionally traumatized. Nor those with nervous system disabilities, nor those with significant mental disabilities.
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Female 1,803
I don`t know why so many people think women need a dildo to masturbate. All the action is at the clitoris, which the penis and dildo are woefully inadequate at stimulating. I never masturbate with a dildo, it`s a waste of time.
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Male 1,268
It was her aunt.

"How do you know she`s into that?"

HAHA. There aren`t even words to express how ridiculous that statement is.....

Okay, lets back up. You may not be heterosexual. Are you? If not I can understand your misinformation with the opposite gender. But if you are, how in the frak did you come to the conclusion there are ANY women on this planet who won`t enjoy "just the right" vibe/dildo+lube combo?
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Male 1,745
Why do you guys (responding to me) think it has got to be either getting her a dildo or she will be completely clueless/ashamed of sex? A little extreme, no? Talk to her about menstruation & sex, answer her questions .. this is healthy because it will happen at her pace. Giving her a dildo is intrusive in my opinion. How do you know she`s into that? Why not get her anal beads, a butt plug, or a gagball. I hear people love to use those too.
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Male 2,513
Just creepy that it has to come from her uncle
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Male 1,268
Still remember my first girlfriend. She said and it was pretty clear she had never really masturbated and certainly didn`t own any toys. She was intensely uncomfortable during and after every time.

Pretty sure that "dratted" with her head a lot more than securely practicing by oneself ever could. Paperduck one of those guys who falls in love with everyone he has sex with and assumes everyone else must too?
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Female 4,086
amazon has a lovely selection, and quite inexpensive, too!
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Male 4,431
Actually, paperduck, it`s the opposite of awful. Dan Savage is very open and very clear about his advice and while it may seem shocking to just put things out there, it`s a hell of a lot better than letting young teenagers wander around experimenting. Would that we all had trusted and appropriate adults in our lives to help us through that time. Most of us came out fine, sure, but, how many scares, how many mistakes, how much idiocy could have been avoided via a caring and non-pushy adult offering to answer questions and give non-creeper guidance if desired.
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Male 892
Read the response and it makes sense.

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove?oid=14722831
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Female 362
This is actually kind of cool. I wish I had somebody to talk to about sex when I was going through puberty. My mom didn`t even tell me what a period was until I woke up covered in blood and screaming. Sex should be a natural thing; it`s cool that this girl`s aunt and mom aren`t really prude -- that generally just leads to kids growing up learning to be ashamed of their bodies.
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Male 1,442
It is best to let the girl pick her own sex toy when she wants one. I went through this buying a toy thing with a past girlfriend and it was amazing how specific she wanted it. Wrong size, wrong shape, too gross, too cute, wrong colour...

Throw some cash at her and give some advice, then let her decide.
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Male 1,745
I can see the beginning of the response and it`s awful. Sex is meant to be introduced naturally, i.e. partner and on her terms. Way to drat with her head.
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Female 357
Cool aunt. I actually think this is more thoughtful than creepy. Not to say it isn`t hella creepy, just also very thoughtful.
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Male 598
"a dildo, some lube, and a card that says, `pics or it didnt happen.`"
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Male 415
Sounds like the plot of the average porn movie actually.
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Female 8,043
Link: The Gift [Pic] [Rate Link] - I guess it`s the thought that counts?! WTF?
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