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Category: Funny
Date: 09/12/12 11:00 AM

21 Responses to The Dolly Knocker

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    prewow Male 18-29
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    September 11, 2012 at 1:46 pm
    Link: The Dolly Knocker - Kids wont sleep? Make sure they never sleep again!
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    puppies04 Male 18-29
    686 posts
    September 12, 2012 at 11:19 am
    Not seeing the video...
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    Kain1 Male 18-29
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    September 12, 2012 at 11:23 am
    wow...... That`s horrible parenting.. horrible !.. The whole point of parenting is to make sure they have as few neuroses as possible.. This is counter productive..
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    Dead-Kittens Male 30-39
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    September 12, 2012 at 11:27 am
    drating cruel .......little bit funny but still super cruel lol.
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    shiftyplus1 Male 18-29
    311 posts
    September 12, 2012 at 11:28 am
    Yeah, it sounded like they went right to sleep.
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    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
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    September 12, 2012 at 11:53 am
    Well I thought it was funny... but I suppose it isn`t unless it goes along with something. Like when I saw a Jason movie when I was told not to, my father stuck a jason mask that GLOWED IN THE DARK behind my curtains. Didn`t see the damn thing until I got in bed and shut the lights out. When I screamed he came in and said "That`s why" and left.
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    chicagojay Male 40-49
    2018 posts
    September 12, 2012 at 11:58 am
    Asses to the max. I love to mess with my kids, but these folks are asses
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    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
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    September 12, 2012 at 12:45 pm
    You lot are a bunch of mollycoddlers. Nobody on Earth goes through life without getting scared by something (unless mental issues).
    Unless you plan to banning halloween and saying the word boo, then shut up and laugh at harmless fun.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7469 posts
    September 12, 2012 at 1:16 pm
    I really hope they just watched "Salems Lot".
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7469 posts
    September 12, 2012 at 1:18 pm
    halfpintroo, that is a great story. Actually better than what happened in the video.
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    Squidbush Male 40-49
    771 posts
    September 12, 2012 at 1:42 pm
    What? It`s not normal to scare the bejeebus out of your kids on a regular basis? I thought the mental torture and free labor was the reason to have them.
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    September 12, 2012 at 2:48 pm
    Awesome parents! That was a great trick
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    MountainBord Female 18-29
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    September 12, 2012 at 6:48 pm
    this is perfect. I love it. If kids don’t listen then parents have free game!! also- mollycoddlers.. cool word
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    markust123 Male 40-49
    3889 posts
    September 12, 2012 at 9:51 pm
    "I really hope they just watched Salem`s Lot."

    My brother snuck behind the couch the first time Salem`s Lot was on. When it was over I got up to go to my room and he jumped up screaming. It scared me so bad I fainted. Fell right on the ground. That still cracks us up.
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    VirtualParty Male 18-29
    787 posts
    September 12, 2012 at 10:31 pm
    Awesome parents are awesome.
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    photomstr Male 50-59
    766 posts
    September 13, 2012 at 3:02 am
    them kiddies sounded a bit young . . . like 3 or 4 years old.
    that is waaayyy too young for a stunt like that.
    enjoy your slit throat while you are asleep when they are twelve . . .
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    dollyknocker Female 18-29
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    September 13, 2012 at 4:35 am
    These are my kids and they are 11,9 and 5 so they`re not babies! and besides they were warned a million times to goto sleep it was gone 11pm! glad some of you enjoyed it! ps, they found it just as funny after a couple of minutes!
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    SunnyNphilly Male 18-29
    645 posts
    September 13, 2012 at 7:04 am
    omg i cant beleive they tortured those children like that.. someone call the authorities!

    I cant believe these idiots still post this abuse online after all the others get caught. Help find these abusers on facebook, twitter, youtube and report them!
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    ericka225 Female 18-29
    219 posts
    September 13, 2012 at 7:39 am
    quit being up tight cant spank asses cant use time out and cant even do innocent little pranks like this anymore with out uptight know it alls saying its abuse. Thats why your kid and most kids today are brats
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    Missmap Female 30-39
    65 posts
    September 13, 2012 at 8:21 pm
    THAT IS HORRIBLE! Those poor kids!!! WTF is wrong with people?
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    PizzaPits Male 18-29
    553 posts
    September 14, 2012 at 6:10 pm
    I`m probably a horrible person for laughing, but I laughed my ass off!

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