Rotund Lady Loves Her New Bacon-Flavored Ice Cream

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago Funny

"Holy sh*t... oh my god, that"s good."
There are 22 comments:
Male 80
NOT bacon flavoured ice cream. it is the Bacon Sundae from Burger King.
Bacon Sundae
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Male 5,811
"You wanna try some?"

And here we see the female of the species, previously ostracised from the group due to her ostrich-like size. In this moment we see the ill-fated attempt to ensnare the smaller members of the surrounding fauna. Let`s see if any will `take a bite`...

"So I get it all? Oh, my God!"

...A nice try, but her unconvincing ruse has not worked. I`m sorry anorexic girls, but you`ll have to wait your turn to breathe in any remaining vapours.
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Male 5,874
Rotund bacon lady loves her new fat-flavoured ice-cream
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Male 414
from the O and A show
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Male 13,624
Guy at my work is very much like this,
and yeah about the same size,
Brings in a bag full of food every day and goes into orgasmic delight at the top of his voice when he finds something new.
Never shares mind, fat git
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Female 136
where is this? I gotte get me some! lol
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Male 2,513
Haha @ carmium` commnent. True

I bet all her breaks between meals last that long
I gotta take a break, I gotta take a break.. ok break over. <stuffs face>
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Female 6,381
I can sort of imagine her day:
Breakfast: Holy sh*t! Omigawd that`s good! O-o-o-oh!
Coffee break: Holy sh*t! Omigawd that`s good! O-o-o-oh!
Lunch: Holy sh*t! Omigawd that`s good! O-o-o-oh!
Coffee break: Holy sh*t! Omigawd that`s good! O-o-o-oh!
etc., etc.
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Male 14,775
When Harry met Freaky Sally
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Male 2,552
Yeah... BK employee there.
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Male 2,988
staged
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Male 289
i really hope is fake,yes "food i good",but judging from her "roundness"..well,she sounds like,food is better than sex..meh,she doesn`t look like seen cok for a while,`kay food is good,carry on
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Male 2,711
I`m afraid she left a wet spot.
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Male 15,510
I wouldnt have guess she loved food that much
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Male 702
Ah, viral marketing... Keeping drama students employed since 2008.
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Female 2,549
Maybe she being ironic
Or not
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Male 59
Obviously scripted, but funny.
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Male 1,625
Fake?
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Male 2,370

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Male 244
so worth the diarrhea
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Male 37,889

This is what an orgasm sounds like when bacon is applied.
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Male 19,868
Link: Rotund Lady Loves Her New Bacon-Flavored Ice Cream [Rate Link] - `Holy sh*t... oh my god, that`s good.`
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