Peaches Geldof, Daughter Of Sir Bob Geldof [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago in Misc

And now she"s a candidate for I-A-B"s Mother of the Year, 2012. Nice moment of nomination.
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Male 335
They named the baby "Peaches". Ugh.
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Male 5,817
faaaaq,
You put the phone down a moment. Attend to your baby instead of it now falling out of the tipped stroller, as was clearly happening while she was still too busy with the phone to respond as effectively as she otherwise could have. When the baby has been properly attended to, you return to your call. If this confuses you, USE CONDOMS EVERY TIME!
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Male 2,097
We had a little poly sleeping bag for our newborn and I picked him up from the front seat and he squirted out of that bag like a greased weasel, barely caught by a foot headed for the parking lot, whew. That said, hey, if yer kid is taking a spill, put down the frikken phone.
Tell dad I still don`t like Mondays.
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Male 694
im not sure whats wrong..? She tipped over the baby, then, and i repeat THEN, put the phone between her shoulder and ear to aid said baby. should she instead have ignored baby and walked on without it? im confused.
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Male 871
the incline is upwards!? maybe possibly if you were going downwards but youd still have to be as stupid as hell but absolutely not whilst going up a hill!
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Female 3,727

photomstr
Male, 50-59, Canada
747 Posts Thursday, September 13, 2012 2:41:14 AM
well if you look closely she is on a bit of an incline . . . you guys never drop a baby?
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WTF? NO, NEVER!
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Female 511
photomstr: I have three kids and I`ve never dropped any of them. Not even once. Maybe this explains why yours aren`t so swift.
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Male 2,619
Ah the Geldof`s. The family born without the shame gene.
If you thought Bono was a pr1ck, then Bob is his master.
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Male 133
I-A-B`s Mother of the Year 2012 winner!
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Male 766
well if you look closely she is on a bit of an incline . . . you guys never drop a baby?
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Male 1,569
Bob Geldof is responsible for this: We are the world - USA for Africa
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Female 4,359
as long as she tweeted it, thats ok.
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Male 13,624
She has been slated by all the papers over here, mother with a toppled baby, still jabbering on the phone, Sir Bob, whup your useless name grabbing pisstake of a daughter, she twittered about the state of the pavements (sidewalk for Americans) maybe she should take more attention when walking babba
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Male 141
Her mother was an A-hole too.
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Male 2,513
She needs a bluetooth earpiece so she can go full retard
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Male 787
Just read comments. Of course I`ve seen the wall and know pink floyd. drat me if I don`t remember the name of the actor eh? After all I used the internet to view it and thusly skipped all credit sequences.
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Male 1,399
TOTALLY zoomed in on the wrong spot there.
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Male 787
Who is this? Who is her father? Why are the important?
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Female 149
@Angillion I totally know someone named Heavenleigh.
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Male 5,617
So, Ang... His kids are named after MLP`s?...
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Male 2,737
<<<<Knows Bobby Geldof personally. Well, not really.
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Male 12,365
[quote]why did he name his offspring peaches.[/quote]

If you think that`s bad, you should see what her sisters are called. Peaches has the most sensible name of the siblings.

No, really. She does.

I`ll save anyone looking it up. In order of WTFiness:

Peaches

Pixie

Fifi Trixibelle.

And no, the last one isn`t the name of a pet fancy toy poodle with its fur cut into silly shapes. Well, it is, but it`s also the name of one of his daughters.

Oh my, it seems that the reality is even worse. I was just checking to see if the right spelling was `Pixie` or `Pixy` and I found something I didn`t know (or care about).

Peaches and Pixie are just the names that they use. Their full names are Peaches Honeyblossom and Little Pixie.

Oh, and the late runner is their sister (and biological half-sister), Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily Hutchence-Geldof.

I might revise my rankings, but my wtfimeter has overl
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Female 28
It took me second to realize the sequence of events. She flips the kid and then gets back on the phone. Brilliant. Darwinism obviously doesn`t affect people anymore.
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Male 2,436
Thank you Patch.
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Male 2,436
Nobody knows who Bob Geldof is?
This is Bob Geldof as I know him.


Pink Floyd The Wall???
Also, Boomtown Rats, Band Aid/Live Aid/Live 8
You people live under a rock.
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Male 4,746
How do none of you know who Bob Geldof is??? If you are unfamiliar with the Boom Town Rats, at the very least you should know "The Guy from Pink Floyd`s The Wall".
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Male 168
Who the drat is bob geldof and why did he name his offspring peaches.
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Male 209
douches is as douches do....
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Male 653
@Arcval Scientology isn`t genetic, but I find you wishing death on a baby quite endearing nonetheless.
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Male 3,061
Peaches Geldof sounds like a dessert you would order at a fancy restaurant or a weird sex move.
e.g.
"I think i will have the Peaches Geldof for dessert."
or
"Things got hot and steamy last night. I finally talked her into giving me a Peaches Geldof."
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Male 3,909
Who the f*ck is she? I read the title too fast the first time and thought it said Gandalf.
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Male 441
Hi, 911? I`m a tard and my baby just took a header from her stroller onto the sidewalk. Do you know where I can get a latte and a donut?
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Male 303
Shes a scientologist. Better for all of us if she can`t keep her genetic line going.
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Male 1,511
I don`t know who Bob Geldof is, let alone his daughter.
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Male 5,314
who?
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Male 3,612
phuck
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Male 2,551
If I wanted stuff about celebrities, I`d go read Okay! Or Hello! or whatever other magazines there are about them. Or at the very least the jezebel website. Everyone has had moments like this.
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Male 233
baby fell out of the stroller
better keep talking on the phone

priorities
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Male 20,169
Link: Peaches Geldof, Daughter Of Sir Bob Geldof [Pic] [Rate Link] - And now she`s a candidate for I-A-B`s Mother of the Year, 2012. Nice moment of nomination.
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