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Date: 09/05/12 11:09 AM

23 Responses to Parents Of The Year Candidates, 2012 [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    September 5, 2012 at 11:10 am
    Link: Parents Of The Year Candidates, 2012 - Eh, it`s not the worst parents that`s ever graced I-A-B`s pages, but I don`t know--it`s still a dick.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36660 posts
    September 5, 2012 at 11:14 am

    Parents are always so proud of their babies, but I`m like - Why?
    It doesn`t take brains to make one.
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    WakeToWood Male 30-39
    182 posts
    September 5, 2012 at 11:17 am
    .....and then ya lost me!
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    September 5, 2012 at 11:17 am
    so this is how it happens...people you know have kids and then are replaced with people who look like your friends but in no way act, talk or think like them.

    this must be a pic taken right after the change occurred.
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    September 5, 2012 at 11:19 am
    @ Gerry

    I agree and on top of it I love how people say, "Don`t tell me how to raise my child" as if the simple act of having one makes them a damn expert in raising children. I raised my nephew for years and am not afraid to admit there are many times when I wished someone did tell me how LOL.
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    grimlock16 Male 18-29
    71 posts
    September 5, 2012 at 11:28 am
    i don`t get it..
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    peakingo Male 30-39
    761 posts
    September 5, 2012 at 12:00 pm
    @gerry, I think one reason is because they literally created this human being by mixing their DNA through coitus. Out comes this little alien looking creature that`s a literal mixture of the two parents. I`d be proud if I ever make one.
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    Heldstecken Male 18-29
    91 posts
    September 5, 2012 at 12:05 pm
    sooooo, the joke is the parents have landed a cumshot on the kids chest?
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3908 posts
    September 5, 2012 at 12:46 pm
    @Gerry1of1 - That`s what I say all the time! My sister`s kid is 3 months old, and I can`t remember exactly what they were discussing, but I heard her say in conversation that having a kid is one of her greatest accomplishments in life. I immediately joined in to inform them that making a kid shouldn`t be considered a "great accomplishment" because every species of animal on this planet has the ability to do so, it`s instinctual to ensure survival of the species. Learning to play an instrument, finishing a marathon, starting a successful business, etc... those are accomplishments.
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    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    September 5, 2012 at 2:08 pm
    by the time that kids old enough to understand hes genna laugh his ass off at his awesome parents!!
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    danagamer Male 30-39
    701 posts
    September 5, 2012 at 2:35 pm
    see, fat dorky guys can get laid too!
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    Selous Male 30-39
    1197 posts
    September 5, 2012 at 3:15 pm
    @whodat6484 whatever helps you sleep at night buddy
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    RytWing Male 30-39
    316 posts
    September 5, 2012 at 4:24 pm
    @whodat6484
    You don`t have any kids do you? If you did you would know that living with a pregnant woman is a huge undertaking. And beng pregnant, then giving birth... Neither one of us can imagine that!
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    Scuzoid Male 30-39
    1268 posts
    September 5, 2012 at 4:35 pm
    For those knocking parents.

    Yes, making a child is easy. The accomplishment is not actually killing it, yourself, your partner, your pets, your friends, your coworkers, or just someone driving poorly. The stress management and patience required particularly for first timers and/or the parents that like to have a rapid succession of children is generally on a whole unimaginable level they (and clearly you) never thought would be required of any single individual.

    I managed close proximity firefights better than I manage myself when I`m alone for extended periods with my nephews. They aren`t even mine.
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    MightyPeanut Male 30-39
    411 posts
    September 5, 2012 at 4:52 pm
    i`d be more concerned if they had the "jesus fish" on their shirts..
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32794 posts
    September 5, 2012 at 5:48 pm
    Looks like a happy family to me!
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    September 5, 2012 at 6:26 pm
    buahahahahah
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    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    September 5, 2012 at 7:40 pm
    Balls & dick
    Okay took a while.
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    broizfam Male 60-69
    4852 posts
    September 5, 2012 at 8:08 pm
    That`s pretty funny!
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3908 posts
    September 5, 2012 at 9:36 pm
    @Selous - Exactly, deciding to not have children does help us get plenty of sleep at night. No waking up every 2 hours to feed the kid or change diapers. One of the first things I said to her when we started dating 4 yrs ago was "I don`t want kids, not now, and most likely not ever." She smiled, said she doesn`t want kids either, and we`ve been living happily ever after so far.
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    sharpydufc Male 18-29
    89 posts
    September 6, 2012 at 3:19 am
    @whosdat6484... yeah until she "forgets" to take her pill. uh oh
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    Thonious Male 40-49
    987 posts
    September 6, 2012 at 1:49 pm
    And they call him "squirt."
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    john_dies Male 18-29
    60 posts
    September 6, 2012 at 4:25 pm
    I stood right in front of these people at PAX for like 3 hours.

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