Parents Of The Year Candidates, 2012 [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago in Weird

Eh, it"s not the worst parents that"s ever graced I-A-B"s pages, but I don"t know--it"s still a dick. [Safe for work.]
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Male 60
I stood right in front of these people at PAX for like 3 hours.

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Male 987
And they call him "squirt."
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Male 89
@whosdat6484... yeah until she "forgets" to take her pill. uh oh
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Male 3,908
@Selous - Exactly, deciding to not have children does help us get plenty of sleep at night. No waking up every 2 hours to feed the kid or change diapers. One of the first things I said to her when we started dating 4 yrs ago was "I don`t want kids, not now, and most likely not ever." She smiled, said she doesn`t want kids either, and we`ve been living happily ever after so far.
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Male 6,077
That`s pretty funny!
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Female 2,549
Balls & dick
Okay took a while.
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Male 2,384
buahahahahah
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Male 40,739
Looks like a happy family to me!
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Male 411
i`d be more concerned if they had the "jesus fish" on their shirts..
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Male 1,268
For those knocking parents.

Yes, making a child is easy. The accomplishment is not actually killing it, yourself, your partner, your pets, your friends, your coworkers, or just someone driving poorly. The stress management and patience required particularly for first timers and/or the parents that like to have a rapid succession of children is generally on a whole unimaginable level they (and clearly you) never thought would be required of any single individual.

I managed close proximity firefights better than I manage myself when I`m alone for extended periods with my nephews. They aren`t even mine.
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Male 316
@whodat6484
You don`t have any kids do you? If you did you would know that living with a pregnant woman is a huge undertaking. And beng pregnant, then giving birth... Neither one of us can imagine that!
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Male 1,197
@whodat6484 whatever helps you sleep at night buddy
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Male 701
see, fat dorky guys can get laid too!
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Male 2,376
by the time that kids old enough to understand hes genna laugh his ass off at his awesome parents!!
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Male 3,908
@Gerry1of1 - That`s what I say all the time! My sister`s kid is 3 months old, and I can`t remember exactly what they were discussing, but I heard her say in conversation that having a kid is one of her greatest accomplishments in life. I immediately joined in to inform them that making a kid shouldn`t be considered a "great accomplishment" because every species of animal on this planet has the ability to do so, it`s instinctual to ensure survival of the species. Learning to play an instrument, finishing a marathon, starting a successful business, etc... those are accomplishments.
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Male 91
sooooo, the joke is the parents have landed a cumshot on the kids chest?
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Male 761
@gerry, I think one reason is because they literally created this human being by mixing their DNA through coitus. Out comes this little alien looking creature that`s a literal mixture of the two parents. I`d be proud if I ever make one.
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Male 71
i don`t get it..
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Male 2,344
@ Gerry

I agree and on top of it I love how people say, "Don`t tell me how to raise my child" as if the simple act of having one makes them a damn expert in raising children. I raised my nephew for years and am not afraid to admit there are many times when I wished someone did tell me how LOL.
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Male 2,344
so this is how it happens...people you know have kids and then are replaced with people who look like your friends but in no way act, talk or think like them.

this must be a pic taken right after the change occurred.
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Male 206
.....and then ya lost me!
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Male 39,902

Parents are always so proud of their babies, but I`m like - Why?
It doesn`t take brains to make one.
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Male 20,905
Link: Parents Of The Year Candidates, 2012 [Pic] [Rate Link] - Eh, it`s not the worst parents that`s ever graced I-A-B`s pages, but I don`t know--it`s still a dick. [Safe for work.]
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