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Date: 09/11/12 05:06 PM

35 Responses to No `Speaka Da English` Resume Cover Letter [Pic]

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    September 11, 2012 at 4:19 pm
    Link: No `Speaka Da English` Resume Cover Letter - Wow, he really wants to work at Domino`s. The million dollar question: Would you hire him I-A-B?
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    September 11, 2012 at 5:12 pm
    no
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7475 posts
    September 11, 2012 at 5:16 pm
    He seems motivated, so maybe at a job that doesnt require much reading or writing.
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    Clemy Male 18-29
    24 posts
    September 11, 2012 at 5:25 pm
    Id hire him.
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6912 posts
    September 11, 2012 at 5:26 pm
    Hopefully English is a second language. In which case his second language is better than mine. Hard to make fun of that.
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    coffeekoneko Female 18-29
    1008 posts
    September 11, 2012 at 5:36 pm
    I`m sold. Seriously though, he`s just driving not proofreading essays.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36852 posts
    September 11, 2012 at 5:39 pm

    Or a deaf person. They don`t use the same grammer or sentance structure
    we do. Because of our fine education system many deaf people are
    functionally illiterate.
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    markust123 Male 40-49
    3928 posts
    September 11, 2012 at 5:41 pm
    When applying for a fast food job I never included or even thought about including a cover letter. He seams motivated. I would definitely call him in for an interview at least to ask why he changed fonts mid letter.
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    unmercyfuldu Male 18-29
    762 posts
    September 11, 2012 at 5:54 pm
    And the job went to some pooty 17 year old who doesn`t even want to be there and is only there because his parents made him get a job.
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    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    September 11, 2012 at 6:08 pm
    lol @ all the people who don`t want to hurt some inept retards feelings.
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    September 11, 2012 at 6:30 pm
    sounds like a real go getter. guy has passion and probably works hard. hired!
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    September 11, 2012 at 7:39 pm
    vv What Coyoteking said. Well, maybe except for the "hired" part - I`d have to interview first. But yeah, I bet he`d be extremely chipper and a bloody hard worker.
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    Fantom2993 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    September 11, 2012 at 8:05 pm
    then there was the other resume
    "ey dawg mah name be tyrell i be sell pizza nameen? the end"
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    September 11, 2012 at 9:22 pm
    Yeah, right. You hire this guy for his attitude, and the next thing people are phoning up yelling that their Hawaiian `za has anchovies on it or the vegetarian is covered in pepperoni. You take your chances when you hire a guy whose English sounds like Yoda on acid.
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    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    September 11, 2012 at 9:22 pm
    When you can barely speak English any job seems like a miracle. Still, some idiot teenager who hates the job will probably do it better than him simply because he speaks English better.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    September 11, 2012 at 9:52 pm
    He wouldn`t be the best employee you could hire, but on the other hand, you could pay him with plastic poker chips.
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    September 11, 2012 at 10:34 pm
    He`s Asian, he`ll get into an accident on the first fu*king day.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    September 12, 2012 at 12:40 am
    Jessr23
    Stop spamming will ya
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    September 12, 2012 at 12:41 am
    Think he would show a fair few people up, he has the go, I`d hire him
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    gary8162 Male 40-49
    939 posts
    September 12, 2012 at 4:19 am
    What`s the matter Jessr23 and Shunya913? You guys didn`t get the Domino`s jobs?
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    botfly Male 50-59
    616 posts
    September 12, 2012 at 5:21 am
    Why not? Most of you are illiterate and you have jobs, right?
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3362 posts
    September 12, 2012 at 6:27 am
    Yep. In a heartbeat.
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2374 posts
    September 12, 2012 at 6:33 am
    I`d hire him. He`s clearly eager to work, and his English can easily be improved.
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    Solargirl Female 18-29
    89 posts
    September 12, 2012 at 6:39 am
    I`d hire him :)
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    FanciestCrab Male 18-29
    23 posts
    September 12, 2012 at 6:49 am
    As long as the guy wants to work, which he obviously does, I`d give him a job.
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    stagefreak Male 18-29
    379 posts
    September 12, 2012 at 7:09 am
    well, at long as it`s his pleasure.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    7067 posts
    September 12, 2012 at 9:02 am
    Seems keen. I`d hire him.
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    jinxjinx34 Male 30-39
    183 posts
    September 12, 2012 at 9:37 am
    He knows more english than I know spanish.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7611 posts
    September 12, 2012 at 9:44 am
    woW- how nice to see agreement- yes- I would hire him. Seems keem and prepared to work
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3882 posts
    September 12, 2012 at 9:49 am
    having been in the position to hire people, its amazing to me that some people can`t even spell their own names. (true story.)
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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    September 12, 2012 at 11:05 am
    You don`t need to be an English major to work at Domino`s so yeah I`d hire him. Bet he`s a go-getter.
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    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    September 12, 2012 at 6:21 pm
    So what that English is his second language, hope that he/she talks better than their grammar. For they come across as a keen go getter.
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    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    September 13, 2012 at 4:23 am
    I admire his spunk.
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    Oster Male 40-49
    104 posts
    September 13, 2012 at 4:45 pm
    "I admire his spunk."

    Oh, THAT`s what the stain at the bottom of the page is.
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    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    September 13, 2012 at 10:01 pm
    Better than I would do if I moved to Japan to make sushi

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