No Rice Dicks! [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago in Misc

Must be a Benihana.
There are 12 comments:
Female 28
I thought Rice Dick was going to be Romney`s secretary of state.
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Male 2,591
I`m sure, some how, some way, there would be a legitimate circumstance that would require the chef to create.. a phallic rice dish.
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Male 40,414
Rice Dick Sushi

No Beer Dicks Either!

I knew a female prep-chef who`d make exact, life-like penises out of carrots! (Ecept they were orange, obviously) then...
CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! them up while laughing her butt off!
The guys were always nice to her, idk why.
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Male 2,384
hahah they put this sign up because obviously it happened before
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Male 5,624
"Fu*k. I`ll have to stick to juggling knives to impress the ladies..."
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Male 4,793
But where is he ever going to find a terminator to do his terminating?
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Male 6,070
Shrimp vaginas are OK, though?
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Male 553
lmao, i`d let them do it as long as they didn`t serve them to customers.
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Male 183
@smagboy1 you just took something a little funny and made it pooty. congratulations on ruining the fun everyone else might have had.
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Male 15,190
Ah, the legendary Kanamara Maki
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Male 4,431
I`m pretty sure that if that warning was necessary, the word "cook" should have been used--and probably would have been a stretch. Given the sign, "chef" demonstrates significant self-delusion about the sign maker`s ideas regarding the classification of that establishment.
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Male 20,830
Link: No Rice Dicks! [Pic] [Rate Link] - Must be a Benihana.
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