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Date: 09/02/12 09:47 AM

12 Responses to No Rice Dicks! [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18931 posts
    September 2, 2012 at 11:11 am
    Link: No Rice Dicks! - Must be a Benihana.
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    September 2, 2012 at 11:20 am
    I`m pretty sure that if that warning was necessary, the word "cook" should have been used--and probably would have been a stretch. Given the sign, "chef" demonstrates significant self-delusion about the sign maker`s ideas regarding the classification of that establishment.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14652 posts
    September 2, 2012 at 11:32 am
    Ah, the legendary Kanamara Maki
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    apk892 Male 13-17
    183 posts
    September 2, 2012 at 12:34 pm
    @smagboy1 you just took something a little funny and made it pooty. congratulations on ruining the fun everyone else might have had.
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    PizzaPits Male 18-29
    553 posts
    September 2, 2012 at 2:44 pm
    lmao, i`d let them do it as long as they didn`t serve them to customers.
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    broizfam Male 60-69
    4890 posts
    September 2, 2012 at 3:15 pm
    Shrimp vaginas are OK, though?
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    September 2, 2012 at 6:11 pm
    But where is he ever going to find a terminator to do his terminating?
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    September 2, 2012 at 6:51 pm
    "Fu*k. I`ll have to stick to juggling knives to impress the ladies..."
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    September 2, 2012 at 9:39 pm
    hahah they put this sign up because obviously it happened before
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33110 posts
    September 2, 2012 at 10:54 pm
    Rice Dick Sushi

    No Beer Dicks Either!

    I knew a female prep-chef who`d make exact, life-like penises out of carrots! (Ecept they were orange, obviously) then...
    CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! them up while laughing her butt off!
    The guys were always nice to her, idk why.
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    keith2 Male 30-39
    2589 posts
    September 3, 2012 at 9:29 am
    I`m sure, some how, some way, there would be a legitimate circumstance that would require the chef to create.. a phallic rice dish.
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    lotus78 Female 30-39
    28 posts
    September 3, 2012 at 6:44 pm
    I thought Rice Dick was going to be Romney`s secretary of state.

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