New Zealand Man Hospitalized With Eel In Ass [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago

The photo of the newspaper says it all. Is the eel the new gerbil? Richard Gere has yet to comment.
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Female 4,349
WTF the new zealand herald is only good for wiping your ass in an outhouse...(or longdrop as we would call it) complete rubbish. Also, eels are gross. Also, we dont sound like the british. we sound like flight of the conchords.
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Male 5,608
" It is believed medics successfully removed it and the man was later discharged."
Then, quite reluctantly, he left...
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Male 14,330
I always thought it was sheep.....
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Male 13,624
"The eel was about the size of a decent sprig of asparagus``
class!!
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Male 36,410
@SethDog: Not y`all down under `having` British accents! You have Aussie accents, eh?

I mean saying "He`ll" (He will) with a British accent sounds like "EEL" since they sometimes leave off the H, eh?

Squid Girl!
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Male 768
@5Cats - We don`t have British accents. I wonder what his excuse was on how it got up there?
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Male 634
50 years from now someone is going to get this in a frame for their 50th birthday.
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Male 15,510
The most exciting news they have seen in decades
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Male 263
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Male 36,410
`EEL never do that again!
(In an British accent, eh?)
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Male 5,811
Did someone ask if he was fEELing ok?
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Male 628
You know that feeling when your balls cringe... i just had it.
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Male 2,841
I came for some pics dammit!
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Female 4,086
only marginally better (?) than a Green Goddess salad dressing bottle, inserted bottom up.
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Male 723
Pics or didn`t happen.

8-) LJ
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Male 19,854
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