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Date: 09/24/12 12:17 PM

16 Responses to New Zealand Man Hospitalized With Eel In Ass [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18831 posts
    September 24, 2012 at 12:12 pm
    Link: New Zealand Man Hospitalized With Eel In Ass - The photo of the newspaper says it all. Is the eel the new gerbil? Richard Gere has yet to comment.
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    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    September 24, 2012 at 12:27 pm
    Pics or didn`t happen.

    8-) LJ
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3849 posts
    September 24, 2012 at 12:43 pm
    only marginally better (?) than a Green Goddess salad dressing bottle, inserted bottom up.
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    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    September 24, 2012 at 12:48 pm
    I came for some pics dammit!
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    mamba Male 18-29
    628 posts
    September 24, 2012 at 12:50 pm
    You know that feeling when your balls cringe... i just had it.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    September 24, 2012 at 12:56 pm
    Did someone ask if he was fEELing ok?
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32796 posts
    September 24, 2012 at 1:05 pm
    `EEL never do that again!
    (In an British accent, eh?)
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    Bachi-Atari Male 18-29
    263 posts
    September 24, 2012 at 1:31 pm
    EELS!
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 24, 2012 at 1:47 pm
    The most exciting news they have seen in decades
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    ajd121 Male 18-29
    625 posts
    September 24, 2012 at 3:48 pm
    50 years from now someone is going to get this in a frame for their 50th birthday.
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    SethDog Male 18-29
    768 posts
    September 24, 2012 at 4:10 pm
    @5Cats - We don`t have British accents. I wonder what his excuse was on how it got up there?
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32796 posts
    September 24, 2012 at 6:14 pm
    @SethDog: Not y`all down under `having` British accents! You have Aussie accents, eh?

    I mean saying "He`ll" (He will) with a British accent sounds like "EEL" since they sometimes leave off the H, eh?

    Squid Girl!
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    September 25, 2012 at 12:48 am
    "The eel was about the size of a decent sprig of asparagus``
    class!!
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    September 25, 2012 at 7:07 am
    I always thought it was sheep.....
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    September 25, 2012 at 7:36 am
    " It is believed medics successfully removed it and the man was later discharged."
    Then, quite reluctantly, he left...
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    September 25, 2012 at 11:46 am
    WTF the new zealand herald is only good for wiping your ass in an outhouse...(or longdrop as we would call it) complete rubbish. Also, eels are gross. Also, we dont sound like the british. we sound like flight of the conchords.

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