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Date: 09/08/12 09:36 AM

25 Responses to New Product Alert For All Female Twihards [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18950 posts
    September 8, 2012 at 9:38 am
    Link: New Product Alert For All Female Twihards - Menopausal women need not click in.
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    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    September 8, 2012 at 9:49 am
    is that errol flynn?
  3. Profile photo of MrOrange
    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    September 8, 2012 at 10:17 am
    I wantz tho zuck yourr blod ha.ha.ha!
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    JXS Male 30-39
    90 posts
    September 8, 2012 at 10:38 am

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    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    September 8, 2012 at 10:41 am
    Please don`t be a real thing... D:
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    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1442 posts
    September 8, 2012 at 1:18 pm
    Comes with a werewolf tampon, because werewolves want to be closer with the egg it loves.
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    September 8, 2012 at 2:05 pm
    1 pad is $12? I would go broke in a month!
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    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    September 8, 2012 at 2:33 pm
    lostinkorea, they`re cloth pads, so you wash and reuse them. The initial cost is much higher than disposable pads but over time it`s actually cheaper.
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    September 8, 2012 at 4:17 pm
    eww eww eww eww eww eww
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    DFWBrysco Male 40-49
    307 posts
    September 8, 2012 at 6:53 pm
    Ummmm... why does it have snaps.. and adjustable at that?!?!

    They are in the wrong place for a menstrual belt...
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    eduardoleon Male 18-29
    500 posts
    September 8, 2012 at 8:18 pm
    ummm sexy
  12. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    September 8, 2012 at 8:31 pm
    Ummmm... why does it have snaps.. and adjustable at that?!?!

    1 pad is $12? I would go broke in a month!
    It`s pretty sad that an old guy has to explain this but here goes...

    You put the pad inside a pair of panties, then the "wings" fold down and wrap around the crotch of the panties and snap on the outside to hold it in place.

    And you wouldn`t go broke because (are you ready for this?) they`re washable and reusable. I guess you would need two, though, for when the other is in the wash.

    I`m going to go take a shower now.
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    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    September 8, 2012 at 11:34 pm
    Recreate an image of a vampire fresh from a kill every month.

    Ok, now I need a shower too

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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    September 9, 2012 at 12:04 am
    bah, you`re all a bunch of wussies who need to find their manhood by earning their red wings.
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    DFWBrysco Male 40-49
    307 posts
    September 9, 2012 at 12:29 am
    Thanks, Ollie - that makes sense.

    Never heard of a reusable that snapped though... just the type that fit the menstrual belts...
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    September 9, 2012 at 2:15 am
    I have a feeling that even post-menopausal women who are Twihard fans would buy these out of the very real hope that, somehow, through the magic of sparkly-skinned awesomeness, putting these next to their muffin would magically rejuvenate it into an egg-producing, vampire baby-making factory! ;-)
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    Funkytoes Female 18-29
    170 posts
    September 9, 2012 at 4:31 am
    Uuurgh >_<
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    mcboozerilla Male 30-39
    646 posts
    September 9, 2012 at 8:33 am
    I`m Sorry Wendy, but I don`t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn`t die.
  19. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    September 9, 2012 at 9:32 am
    "so you wash and reuse them. "

    _

    No. Just, no.
  20. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7619 posts
    September 9, 2012 at 12:47 pm
    Re-usable sanitary products are a great idea. Lets face it- modern detergents are very effective...
    Mooncups are the way forward- but for gods sake do not drop the damn thing!!!!!
  21. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    September 9, 2012 at 3:30 pm
    Yep, I had to look up "mooncups". Once again...no. I know we all need to go "green" but ffs:


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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    September 10, 2012 at 7:22 am
    Does "mooncup" have anything to do with First Nation`s people calling that time of the month "moon time"?
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    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    September 10, 2012 at 5:25 pm
    Good lord. Is that reusable?
  24. Profile photo of penguinazul
    penguinazul Female 18-29
    470 posts
    September 10, 2012 at 5:55 pm
    Why did I just have to look at a picture of a dropped moon-cup? Ew.
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    Runemang Male 30-39
    2676 posts
    September 13, 2012 at 8:01 pm
    eww eww eww eww eww eww eww eww

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