New Product Alert For All Female Twihards [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago Funny

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There are 25 comments:
Male 2,675
eww eww eww eww eww eww eww eww
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Female 470
Why did I just have to look at a picture of a dropped moon-cup? Ew.
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Male 2,619
Good lord. Is that reusable?
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Male 5,811
Does "mooncup" have anything to do with First Nation`s people calling that time of the month "moon time"?
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Female 3,727
Yep, I had to look up "mooncups". Once again...no. I know we all need to go "green" but ffs:


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Female 7,845
Re-usable sanitary products are a great idea. Lets face it- modern detergents are very effective...
Mooncups are the way forward- but for gods sake do not drop the damn thing!!!!!
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Female 3,727
"so you wash and reuse them. "

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No. Just, no.
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Male 646
I`m Sorry Wendy, but I don`t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn`t die.
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Female 170
Uuurgh >_<
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Male 4,431
I have a feeling that even post-menopausal women who are Twihard fans would buy these out of the very real hope that, somehow, through the magic of sparkly-skinned awesomeness, putting these next to their muffin would magically rejuvenate it into an egg-producing, vampire baby-making factory! ;-)
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Male 307
Thanks, Ollie - that makes sense.

Never heard of a reusable that snapped though... just the type that fit the menstrual belts...
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Male 2,419
bah, you`re all a bunch of wussies who need to find their manhood by earning their red wings.
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Male 2,513
Recreate an image of a vampire fresh from a kill every month.

Ok, now I need a shower too

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Male 15,832
[quote]Ummmm... why does it have snaps.. and adjustable at that?!?!

1 pad is $12? I would go broke in a month![/quote]
It`s pretty sad that an old guy has to explain this but here goes...

You put the pad inside a pair of panties, then the "wings" fold down and wrap around the crotch of the panties and snap on the outside to hold it in place.

And you wouldn`t go broke because (are you ready for this?) they`re washable and reusable. I guess you would need two, though, for when the other is in the wash.

I`m going to go take a shower now.
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Male 500
ummm sexy
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Male 307
Ummmm... why does it have snaps.. and adjustable at that?!?!

They are in the wrong place for a menstrual belt...
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Male 4,793
eww eww eww eww eww eww
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Female 2,674
lostinkorea, they`re cloth pads, so you wash and reuse them. The initial cost is much higher than disposable pads but over time it`s actually cheaper.
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Female 3,727
1 pad is $12? I would go broke in a month!
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Male 1,442
Comes with a werewolf tampon, because werewolves want to be closer with the egg it loves.
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Female 1,743
Please don`t be a real thing... D:
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Male 90

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Male 2,419
I wantz tho zuck yourr blod ha.ha.ha!
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Male 1,674
is that errol flynn?
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Male 19,981
Link: New Product Alert For All Female Twihards [Pic] [Rate Link] - Menopausal women need not click in.
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