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Date: 09/21/12 11:41 AM

26 Responses to Join The Army They Said… [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    September 21, 2012 at 11:42 am
    Link: Join The Army They Said... - They`ll pay for your education while you see the world, they said...
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    markust123 Male 40-49
    3929 posts
    September 21, 2012 at 11:54 am
    I don`t get this one at all.
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    September 21, 2012 at 11:56 am
    Man up you little ish!
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    September 21, 2012 at 11:58 am
    Haha, did he just come out of the gas chamber?
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    DromEd Male 40-49
    1945 posts
    September 21, 2012 at 12:04 pm
    Looks like army training and somebody`s tired.
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    rastaspoon Male 30-39
    29 posts
    September 21, 2012 at 12:06 pm
    They just got gassed, more fun than misery, trust me
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    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    September 21, 2012 at 12:10 pm
    Ahaha! I think the second kid is crying.

    Why is it crying reminds me of basic training?
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    USAF27 Male 40-49
    96 posts
    September 21, 2012 at 12:12 pm
    No name,no rank...BASIC TRAINING. A bit early to send this young warrior out to see the world. He`s earning college credits in basic.
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    September 21, 2012 at 12:18 pm
    Just wait till he goes on his first road march in full battle rattle! LMAO!!!
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    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    September 21, 2012 at 12:24 pm
    Yep, CS chamber.
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    discardderek Male 30-39
    78 posts
    September 21, 2012 at 12:28 pm
    NBC Chamber training. Not so much fun. I remember puking out of my eyes and peeing out of my butt.
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    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    September 21, 2012 at 12:48 pm
    There`s always that one kid who cracks his mask, gets his first whiff of CS, panics and blindly sprints for the door ... only to bounce like a meat pinball off the biggest drill in the battalion who happens to be guarding it.

    Good times ...

    8-) LJ
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    twitchy11B Male 18-29
    124 posts
    September 21, 2012 at 1:14 pm
    LOL CS FTW!! i -in a weird way- miss those days... sigh.
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    Andicicle Male 18-29
    503 posts
    September 21, 2012 at 1:51 pm
    Well, in order to make soldiers do what they`re told, they have to crack your psyche and make you into a mentally ill, emotionally dead, psychotic capable of indiscriminately killing civilians to help fill their fat corporate pockets. stay tuned kids, pretty soon those guns will be turned on us.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    September 21, 2012 at 2:21 pm
    Looks they came right out of the tear gas chamber.
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    September 21, 2012 at 3:26 pm
    Yepper, coming out of gas training. Not fun. But it teaches a healthy respect for that crap!
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    Selous Male 30-39
    1197 posts
    September 21, 2012 at 6:22 pm
    @Andicicle you should learn to think with your head instead of your arse
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    bassman56 Male 50-59
    183 posts
    September 21, 2012 at 6:56 pm
    What a cheerful happy world you live in, Andicicle.
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    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    September 21, 2012 at 7:58 pm
    How I look when I chop onions
    Same same but different
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    356094 Male 18-29
    109 posts
    September 21, 2012 at 10:44 pm
    OMG Drill Sergeant Hayes! hahaha.
    I attended US army Basic down at Ft. Benning 11B MOS.

    I totally know that guy lol.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33142 posts
    September 21, 2012 at 10:51 pm
    "...his first road march in full battle rattle!"
    I remember THAT @lostinkorea! Like the nightmare that it was! Hills + gear + FNC1A1 = kill me please!

    Luckily I dropped out of the AirForce before gas training day! Woo-hoo!
    Yes I`m a boot-camp wash-out. Hey! I was 17, 6`0" and weiged 147 pounds (135 going in, I gained 12 pounds of muscle in 7 weeks), I really should have waited another year to join...

    My Drill Sergent (Collins) fought at The Battle Of Kapyong in Korea. We didn`t give him ANY guff!

    Don`t Mess With The Princess Patricia`s Canadian Light Infantry!
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    September 21, 2012 at 11:26 pm
    Luckily I dropped out of the AirForce before gas training day! Woo-hoo!
    ___

    Awww...how cute, CHAIRFORCE! And you dropped out. I mean, I heard they bring you cappuccino`s bedside during boot. ;-)

    Army Strong, HOOAH!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33142 posts
    September 21, 2012 at 11:46 pm
    @lik: But... I expressly asked for extra cream, they always got it wrong!!! I couldn`t take it!

    We Canadians have a combined boot camp. About 1/2 was Airforce, 1/4 Army and 1/4 Navy. We were all burning in the same hellfire! But the food was terrific!

    I made a tiny error: I was 143 comming out, gained 8 pounds of pure muscle! Never been as strong since, that`s for sure.
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    miraclewik Female 18-29
    320 posts
    September 22, 2012 at 7:12 am
    The food! The only good thing about boot camp! Those ladies behind the counter were the only ones ever allowed to smile at us. Made a HUGE difference at the end of the day when that non-nice individual behind you wouldn`t stop kicking you in the heels during marches and you wanted to kill him.
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    Rocketfight Male 18-29
    5 posts
    September 22, 2012 at 8:31 am
    Army? How cute, I bet he called his mom right after this and told her how much fun he was having. Maybe when he grows up he can roll with the big boys in he good old USMC, rah!
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    tanksterele Male 18-29
    38 posts
    September 24, 2012 at 9:22 am
    Hell ya gas chamber, I get out of the Army today but i remember that poo like yesterday.

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