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Date: 09/16/12 09:26 AM

24 Responses to Jehovah`s Witnesses Telling Deaf People

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    allebanna Female 18-29
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    September 16, 2012 at 9:26 am
    Link: Jehovah`s Witnesses Telling Deaf People - ...to not masturbate?
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    September 16, 2012 at 9:32 am
    So how`s a deaf girl supposed to have a monologue with her vagina if she can`t use her hands?
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    skytz1337 Male 18-29
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    September 16, 2012 at 9:34 am
    better than porn =)
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
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    September 16, 2012 at 10:36 am
    Do deaf girls have vaginas, OldOllie?
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    NNoamfer Male 18-29
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    September 16, 2012 at 11:08 am
    Please tell me there is a gif. of that hispanic guy air-masturbating.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    September 16, 2012 at 11:09 am
    Do deaf girls have vaginas, OldOllie?
    You wouldn`t think so, but there you have it.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    September 16, 2012 at 11:33 am
    Actually the one and only partial example of prohibition of masturbation in the bible comes from a guy named Onan. Onan`s brother died leaving a widow behind. God told Onan to marry the widow and have children, Onan disobeyed and `spilled his seed on the ground`. God killed Onan for disobeying him, not for masturbation. This caused a crisis though, both brothers were dead, which lead to the whole story of Abraham and Sarah giving birth to Isaac in her nineties.

    So basically without masturbation the whole Abrahamic source of Judeo-Christian ethic would be different and not as prophetic.
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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
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    September 16, 2012 at 11:51 am
    `God killed Onan for disobeying him, not for masturbation.`

    God sure is a nice guy.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    September 16, 2012 at 12:01 pm
    FoolsPrussia: It was bad news for you, back then, if God told you to do something and you didn`t do it, especially when it could`ve messed up the lineage of Abraham.
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    Scuzoid Male 30-39
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    September 16, 2012 at 12:13 pm
    I forget as I don`t really care that much, but do Jehovah`s Witnesses` have their own special bible in addition to the common one? I recall they have their own special bizarre rules and all.
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    thelonious Male 40-49
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    September 16, 2012 at 12:15 pm
    You might be thinking of the book of mormon
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    Scuzoid Male 30-39
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    September 16, 2012 at 12:21 pm
    Maybe. Can Mormon`s have caffeine? I know one of the two can`t and figured that would have to be something only a newer "holy text" would be able to prohibit.
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
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    September 16, 2012 at 12:49 pm
    I think I saw some signing about a kitten dying every time you masturbate.
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    Langer Male 18-29
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    September 16, 2012 at 1:24 pm
    I think I saw some signing about a kitten dying every time you masturbate.

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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    September 16, 2012 at 5:05 pm

    Kill all the kittens!
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    ShadowVamp Female 18-29
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    September 16, 2012 at 6:03 pm
    Anybody here know ASL? I`m getting most of this, but I can`t seem to catch the fingerspelling at 1:33. You notice what?
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    ShadowVamp Female 18-29
    362 posts
    September 16, 2012 at 6:06 pm
    @Scuzoid: Mormon`s can`t have caffeine. Jehovah`s Witnesses are the ones who refuse blood transfusions and organ transplants (although that`s slowly changing).
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    September 16, 2012 at 9:30 pm
    Gerry, please tell me that Pmarren didn`t lure you to the dark side.
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    eduardoleon Male 18-29
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    September 17, 2012 at 3:49 am
    best thing on the web
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    bex753 Male 40-49
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    September 17, 2012 at 6:05 am
    this was AWWWWSOME (said in an high pitched voice)
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    mac_24_seven Male 18-29
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    September 17, 2012 at 8:20 am
    @ShadowVamp

    Looked like he spelled "ALL".

    As a JW IN ASL (though not deaf) I find this disturbing and funny. I feel for the Bro that had to do this. The facial expressions are just... wow. I think he went overboard on it.

    But thats my opinion. I think this is out of the "Questions Young People Ask" book.
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    September 17, 2012 at 11:34 am
    jeez, deaf people are dirty!
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    Morph303 Male 18-29
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    September 17, 2012 at 1:33 pm
    I`m gunna go ahead an call 1:32 a new meme.
  24. Profile photo of ShadowVamp
    ShadowVamp Female 18-29
    362 posts
    September 17, 2012 at 7:41 pm
    @mac_24_seven: I was chuckling at the expressions, too. My guess is that he`s hearing and not very fluent -- he has the look of a reasonably new student who`s trying too hard to be expressive. (I`m still in the other camp; the reasonably new student who can`t get her face to move at all.)

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