Jehovah`s Witnesses Telling Deaf People

Submitted by: allebanna 5 years ago in Funny

...to not masturbate?
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Female 362
@mac_24_seven: I was chuckling at the expressions, too. My guess is that he`s hearing and not very fluent -- he has the look of a reasonably new student who`s trying too hard to be expressive. (I`m still in the other camp; the reasonably new student who can`t get her face to move at all.)
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Male 9
I`m gunna go ahead an call 1:32 a new meme.
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Female 4,441
jeez, deaf people are dirty!
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Male 86
@ShadowVamp

Looked like he spelled "ALL".

As a JW IN ASL (though not deaf) I find this disturbing and funny. I feel for the Bro that had to do this. The facial expressions are just... wow. I think he went overboard on it.

But thats my opinion. I think this is out of the "Questions Young People Ask" book.
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Male 221
this was AWWWWSOME (said in an high pitched voice)
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Male 500
best thing on the web
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Male 17,511
Gerry, please tell me that Pmarren didn`t lure you to the dark side.
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Female 362
@Scuzoid: Mormon`s can`t have caffeine. Jehovah`s Witnesses are the ones who refuse blood transfusions and organ transplants (although that`s slowly changing).
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Female 362
Anybody here know ASL? I`m getting most of this, but I can`t seem to catch the fingerspelling at 1:33. You notice what?
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Male 39,958

Kill all the kittens!
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Male 399
[quote]I think I saw some signing about a kitten dying every time you masturbate.[/quote]

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Female 1,803
I think I saw some signing about a kitten dying every time you masturbate.
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Male 1,268
Maybe. Can Mormon`s have caffeine? I know one of the two can`t and figured that would have to be something only a newer "holy text" would be able to prohibit.
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Male 3,310
You might be thinking of the book of mormon
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Male 1,268
I forget as I don`t really care that much, but do Jehovah`s Witnesses` have their own special bible in addition to the common one? I recall they have their own special bizarre rules and all.
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Male 17,511
FoolsPrussia: It was bad news for you, back then, if God told you to do something and you didn`t do it, especially when it could`ve messed up the lineage of Abraham.
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Male 3,445
`God killed Onan for disobeying him, not for masturbation.`

God sure is a nice guy.
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Male 17,511
Actually the one and only partial example of prohibition of masturbation in the bible comes from a guy named Onan. Onan`s brother died leaving a widow behind. God told Onan to marry the widow and have children, Onan disobeyed and `spilled his seed on the ground`. God killed Onan for disobeying him, not for masturbation. This caused a crisis though, both brothers were dead, which lead to the whole story of Abraham and Sarah giving birth to Isaac in her nineties.

So basically without masturbation the whole Abrahamic source of Judeo-Christian ethic would be different and not as prophetic.
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Male 15,832
[quote]Do deaf girls have vaginas, OldOllie?[/quote]
You wouldn`t think so, but there you have it.
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Male 1,216
Please tell me there is a gif. of that hispanic guy air-masturbating.
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Male 4,431
Do deaf girls have vaginas, OldOllie?
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Male 687
better than porn =)
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Male 15,832
So how`s a deaf girl supposed to have a monologue with her vagina if she can`t use her hands?
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Female 12
Link: Jehovah`s Witnesses Telling Deaf People [Rate Link] - ...to not masturbate?
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