It`s Sept. 19: Talk Like a Pirate Day [Classic]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 4 years ago in Funny

A tutorial video just in case you need some pointers on this most insufferable of all made-up observance days.
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Male 1,243
kind of silly,
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Male 38,457
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Male 553
They might as well change the name to "Talk like an idiot day".
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Male 37,717
Arrr! Me loves thy classics! They`re a chest of booty that keeps giving dubloons!
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Male 2,390
I don`t think my patients would appreciate me talking like a pirate, so I`ll have to pass.
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Male 38,457
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Male 75
i saw soo many posters about this at my school.......no one actually did it :D
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Male 749
A pirate walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I`m fine."
Bartender: "But what about that wooden leg?"
Pirate: "Well, we were in a battle and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I`m fine, really."
Bartender: "Yeah, but what about that hook?"
Pirate: "Well, we boarded an enemy ship. In a sword fight, my hand was cut off, but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
Bartender: "Oh, what about that eye patch?"
Pirate: "Well, one day, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them--yarrgh, er, pooped in my eye."
Bartender: "So? You couldn`t have lost an eye just from that!"
Pirate "Well, I really wasn`t used to the hook yet."
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Male 749
I`m no expert, but doesn`t

[quote]Flipper dem giblets![/quote]

fall under the category of `phrases said in Mary Poppins` rather than `phrases said by pirates`?
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Male 352
Damnit I missed it!
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Male 38,457

How much does a pirate charge to pierce your ears?

A buck-an-ear.



Thank you. Thank you. I`m here all week.
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Male 3,061
A pirate and his parrot, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a high seas battle. While going through the boat`s provisions, the pirate stumbled across an old lamp. Hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. All of a sudden, a Genie popped out. He told them that he could only grant one wish instead of the three usually given out. Without any hesitation, the pirate said, "Make the entire ocean into rum!" The Genie clapped his hands, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest rum ever tasted by anybody. With the Genie gone, only the gentle lapping of rum on the hull broke the stillness of what just happened.

The parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and said, "Now you`ve gone and done it! We`re gonna have to pee in the boat now!"
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Male 2,737
Flipper dem giblets!
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Male 38,457

What do Pirates and Pimps have in common?

The both say "YO HO"
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Male 75
Bitch! It`s my birthday!
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Male 1,646
I wonder if this dude actually walked around all day talking like this.
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Male 12,365
Where did the silly idea that pirates talked that way come from?
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Male 38,457

A pirate walks into a barrrr with a paper towel on his head...

Bartender: What`s up with the paper towel?

Pirate: Arrr, I`ve got a Bounty on me head!
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Male 25,416
Yarr.....
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Male 159
So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his crotch. The bartender says "did you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of your croch?" The pirate responds "Arrr. It`s driven me nuts"
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Male 38,457

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, "What`s with the paper towel?"

The pirate says, "Arrr! I`ve got a Bounty on me head!"
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Male 38,457

Whats a pirates favourite place to go after work?

The BARRRRRR

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Female 1,780
Link: It`s Sept. 19: Talk Like a Pirate Day [Classic] [Rate Link] - A tutorial video just in case you need some pointers on this most insufferable of all made-up observance days.
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