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Date: 09/19/12 07:14 AM

24 Responses to It`s Sept. 19: Talk Like a Pirate Day [Classic]

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    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 11:10 am
    Link: It`s Sept. 19: Talk Like a Pirate Day - A tutorial video just in case you need some pointers on this most insufferable of all made-up observance days.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 11:18 am

    Whats a pirates favourite place to go after work?

    The BARRRRRR

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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 12:15 pm

    A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, "What`s with the paper towel?"

    The pirate says, "Arrr! I`ve got a Bounty on me head!"
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    sacramantic Male 30-39
    159 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 12:31 pm
    So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his crotch. The bartender says "did you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of your croch?" The pirate responds "Arrr. It`s driven me nuts"
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 12:49 pm
    Yarr.....
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 1:39 pm

    A pirate walks into a barrrr with a paper towel on his head...

    Bartender: What`s up with the paper towel?

    Pirate: Arrr, I`ve got a Bounty on me head!
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 2:06 pm
    Where did the silly idea that pirates talked that way come from?
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    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 2:13 pm
    I wonder if this dude actually walked around all day talking like this.
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    Censorship Male 18-29
    75 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 2:15 pm
    Bitch! It`s my birthday!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 2:25 pm

    What do Pirates and Pimps have in common?

    The both say "YO HO"
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 2:29 pm
    Flipper dem giblets!
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 2:38 pm
    A pirate and his parrot, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a high seas battle. While going through the boat`s provisions, the pirate stumbled across an old lamp. Hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. All of a sudden, a Genie popped out. He told them that he could only grant one wish instead of the three usually given out. Without any hesitation, the pirate said, "Make the entire ocean into rum!" The Genie clapped his hands, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest rum ever tasted by anybody. With the Genie gone, only the gentle lapping of rum on the hull broke the stillness of what just happened.

    The parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and said, "Now you`ve gone and done it! We`re gonna have to pee in the boat now!"
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    September 19, 2011 at 3:56 pm

    How much does a pirate charge to pierce your ears?

    A buck-an-ear.



    Thank you. Thank you. I`m here all week.
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    Bealzebubble Male 18-29
    352 posts
    September 20, 2011 at 12:55 am
    Damnit I missed it!
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    Oldfrt Male 50-59
    750 posts
    September 20, 2011 at 1:05 am
    I`m no expert, but doesn`t

    Flipper dem giblets!

    fall under the category of `phrases said in Mary Poppins` rather than `phrases said by pirates`?
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    Oldfrt Male 50-59
    750 posts
    September 20, 2011 at 1:19 am
    A pirate walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What happened, you look terrible!"
    "What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I`m fine."
    Bartender: "But what about that wooden leg?"
    Pirate: "Well, we were in a battle and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I`m fine, really."
    Bartender: "Yeah, but what about that hook?"
    Pirate: "Well, we boarded an enemy ship. In a sword fight, my hand was cut off, but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
    Bartender: "Oh, what about that eye patch?"
    Pirate: "Well, one day, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them--yarrgh, er, pooped in my eye."
    Bartender: "So? You couldn`t have lost an eye just from that!"
    Pirate "Well, I really wasn`t used to the hook yet."
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    September 20, 2011 at 8:12 am
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    darkworld605 Male 13-17
    75 posts
    September 20, 2011 at 3:53 pm
    i saw soo many posters about this at my school.......no one actually did it :D
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    September 20, 2011 at 4:06 pm
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    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2163 posts
    September 19, 2012 at 8:28 am
    I don`t think my patients would appreciate me talking like a pirate, so I`ll have to pass.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32805 posts
    September 19, 2012 at 10:27 am
    Arrr! Me loves thy classics! They`re a chest of booty that keeps giving dubloons!
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    PizzaPits Male 18-29
    553 posts
    September 19, 2012 at 10:48 am
    They might as well change the name to "Talk like an idiot day".
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    September 19, 2012 at 11:57 am
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    TheGuySmiley Male 18-29
    1243 posts
    September 19, 2012 at 2:23 pm
    kind of silly,

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