It`s Here!: The Automatic Sperm Extractor [Pic+]

Submitted by: madest 4 years ago in Tech

The Orgasmatron. Coming to a WalMart near you.
There are 18 comments:
Male 2,513
That`s disgusting, you`re supposed to get sloppy after who knows how many dudes just got off in that thing.
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Male 448
Once they can make it cook and clean, it will be the dawn of extinction for women on planet earth.
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Male 15,832
Wait till the United Sisterhood of Whores union gets wind of this!
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Female 1,181
yeah i saw these when they were called "hands".
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Male 477
Shut up & take my...sperm!
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Male 3,909
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Male 701
I`d tap that
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Male 416
can`t they do this instead?
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Male 15,832
Looks like an uncomfortably tight fit, plus the strokes were pretty short.
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Male 8,132
My Automatic Sperm Extractor cooks and cleans.
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Male 51
Most of us have one of these, we call them wives.
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Male 645
thank god the video didnt load.. lols
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Female 6,381
At last we can do away with that messy sex stuff! Nerds around the world, rejoice!
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Male 714
@Arcval: oh no a tabloid that isn`t 100% liberal in it`s reporting of current affairs !!!!!! grow-up!
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Male 303
F*cking hell IAB, where the f~*ck is the Daily Fail warning on this post?!?!?!?!!!!?!!?!!?!!!!!!
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Male 1,377
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Male 687
unless you`re the first guy to use it..this is highly unhygienic
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Male 7,378
Link: It`s Here!: The Automatic Sperm Extractor [Pic+] [Rate Link] - The Orgasmatron. Coming to a WalMart near you.
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