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Date: 09/22/12 07:45 AM

18 Responses to It`s Here!: The Automatic Sperm Extractor [Pic+]

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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    September 22, 2012 at 7:37 am
    Link: It`s Here!: The Automatic Sperm Extractor - The Orgasmatron. Coming to a WalMart near you.
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    skytz1337 Male 18-29
    687 posts
    September 22, 2012 at 8:10 am
    unless you`re the first guy to use it..this is highly unhygienic
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    Smutleybutt Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    September 22, 2012 at 8:11 am

    REPOST

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    Arcval Male 18-29
    304 posts
    September 22, 2012 at 8:55 am
    F*cking hell IAB, where the f~*ck is the Daily Fail warning on this post?!?!?!?!!!!?!!?!!?!!!!!!
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    som-tam Male 18-29
    714 posts
    September 22, 2012 at 10:53 am
    @Arcval: oh no a tabloid that isn`t 100% liberal in it`s reporting of current affairs !!!!!! grow-up!
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    September 22, 2012 at 11:14 am
    At last we can do away with that messy sex stuff! Nerds around the world, rejoice!
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    SunnyNphilly Male 18-29
    645 posts
    September 22, 2012 at 11:17 am
    thank god the video didnt load.. lols
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    chutulhu Male 40-49
    51 posts
    September 22, 2012 at 11:41 am
    Most of us have one of these, we call them wives.
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6781 posts
    September 22, 2012 at 12:20 pm
    My Automatic Sperm Extractor cooks and cleans.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    September 22, 2012 at 12:42 pm
    Looks like an uncomfortably tight fit, plus the strokes were pretty short.
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    xmastree_ph Male 40-49
    416 posts
    September 22, 2012 at 1:59 pm
    can`t they do this instead?
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    danagamer Male 30-39
    701 posts
    September 22, 2012 at 3:04 pm
    I`d tap that
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3908 posts
    September 22, 2012 at 3:57 pm
    Orgasmatron
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    jclv Male 40-49
    387 posts
    September 22, 2012 at 5:12 pm
    Shut up & take my...sperm!
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    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    September 22, 2012 at 8:14 pm
    yeah i saw these when they were called "hands".
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    September 22, 2012 at 9:02 pm
    Wait till the United Sisterhood of Whores union gets wind of this!
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    Ozmose Male 30-39
    448 posts
    September 23, 2012 at 12:49 am
    Once they can make it cook and clean, it will be the dawn of extinction for women on planet earth.
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    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    September 23, 2012 at 10:11 pm
    That`s disgusting, you`re supposed to get sloppy after who knows how many dudes just got off in that thing.

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