If It Didn`t Work For Michael Clarke Duncan [Pic]

Submitted by: littlemissqt 4 years ago in Misc

Then what"s the point? Morale of the story: Keep eating that bacon, bacon lovers.
There are 55 comments:
Male 173
Going vegetarian _CAN_ prevent ...

Some people just either can`t read or have no clue about statistics... or both...
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Male 8
Very classy...
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Male 4,793
Bad taste IAB.
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Female 185
Umm... you can have a heart attack from other things than just food, but eating the right food can help prevent a heart attack. P.S. - this post is not in good taste. Not really funny.
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Female 179
I was waiting for someone to do this. Ugh. How many meat-eaters get heart attacks? :P It`s irrelevant.
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Male 658
`Moral` not `morale.` Also, this is a really dickish post.
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Male 3,612
@madest
thought is was a heart attack. i never heard of a disease called "Omarosa"
so i looked it up and laughed my ass of.
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Male 3,612
@FoolsPrussia
yes, yes i am very thrilled
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Male 3,612
dam that`s ironic
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Male 7,378
Michael Clark Duncan was killed by Omarosa. There I said it. Omarosa did exactly what we all knew she would do and it turned out that someone was Michael Clark Duncan. Poor guy. WTF was he thinking?
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Male 3,445
`Since 2009, the price of meat has steadily increased to nearly 200%.`

See: Drought and crop shortages.
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Male 729
"Literally. By not eating meat, us vegetarians are reducing demand for meat, therefore helping in increasing the availability and reducing the price of meat that you buy."
- Musuko42

Really? Since 2009, the price of meat has steadily increased to nearly 200%. The research is as easy as going to any store.
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Male 3,445
`Vegetarian = old North American Indian word that means "bad hunter".`

I`m sure those Native Americans would be thrilled with the modern factory farm.
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Male 251
It cracks me up when people try to defend their diet one way or another. I never have understood why people feel the need to impose their own personal choices on others. fact of the matter is eating meat or not eating meat can be just as healthy. If not eating meat, it is necessary to pay attention to the types of proteins you are getting, but with a decent habit built up, it`s not difficult. Get plenty of nuts, whole grain, legumes, and dairy and you`re not missing anything. Beef has some good nutrients too, but if you over-consume it (most Americans do), it can be detrimental to your health.
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Male 227
Vegetarian = old North American Indian word that means "bad hunter".
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Male 3,445
More airtight scientific logic from I-A-B.
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Male 2,850
@tommy2X4

"More meat for me."

Literally. By not eating meat, us vegetarians are reducing demand for meat, therefore helping in increasing the availability and reducing the price of meat that you buy.

You`re welcome :)
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Male 3,475
More meat for me.
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Male 5,813
HolyGod
Well said! I`ve always said you can live an honorable life and eat right...and still get crushed by a garbage truck as you cross the street! You can tip the odds in your favor by eating and living reasonably but there are no guarantees.
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Male 2,850
@HolyGod

"Nothing will guarantee early death or longevity. It is all about increasing your odds."

Exactly.

Assuming you care about increasing your odds, of course. I fully support the idea of live short, eat bacon, even though I don`t do it myself.

(I`m vegetarian, with a fridge full of bacon that I happily cook for my partner. Not every vegetarian is a douche).
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Male 2,850
The appropriate word is "sometimes".

As in "sometimes" a better diet will help you live longer. And "sometimes" you`ll just plain have bad luck.
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Male 14,827
Yeah, I`m not going to miss all the good food and sie young anyway. Bring on the meat platter!
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Male 17,512
All proteins are not created equal. Meat proteins provide more and varied types of the essential proteins we need.

Beef alone provides seven of the nine essential proteins leucine, isoleucine, lysine, methionine, threonine, tryptophan and valine. These amino acids help build cells and repair tissue, form antibodies, and carry oxygen throughout the body. No one plant source does that.
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Male 2,598
and to soon...
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Male 2,598
LOVE `EM BEANS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 5,874
I eat beef steak. Beef steak is muscle. Beef steak comes from cows. Cows live on grass. Cows are vegetarian. Cows have big muscles. From grass.
It is possible to build muscles while on a vegetarian diet. This fellow probably overstressed his heart; a pump designed by nature to service a body that was originally not supposed to carry that amount of muscle.
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Male 251
Just goes to show that having large muscles doesn`t mean you`re healthy. It`s well known that larger people in general put more strain on their heart. Without a good watch on cholesterol and plaque build up and the like, it can be a nasty combination.

DingDingDong:
"Also, there`s no way you can put on that much muscle and just eat veggies."

not true Tofu has much more available protein than any meat on an ounce by ounce basis. Whey is a great source of protein too for those who aren`t vegan.
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Male 1,511
Everything in moderation.
This is an interesting post. To promote vegetarianism to prevent heart disease, then die from heart disease, that sucks.
Also, there`s no way you can put on that much muscle and just eat veggies.
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Male 38,465

My grandparents and parents were all smokers and drinkers and all lived into their 90`s. Except Dad, he died at 87. My great grandmother smoked non-filters and lived to 103.

You`re predisposed to to die young, or live long. Don`t eat at McDonalds every day, but no reason you shouldn`t enjoy life, enjoy bacon, & enjoy beer. Being vegetarian doesn`t help your odds one bit.
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Male 13,624
Oh come on, poor bloke only died two days ago, this is bad
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Male 12,365
[quote]My cat won`t eat veggies because she doesn`t like them - she is a carnivore.[/quote]

It`s even stronger than that - she couldn`t digest them even if she liked them. Cats are obligate carnivores - meat is their only food. Cats sometimes eat something else, but not for nutrition. Eat grass and puke. Lovely.
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Male 12,365
Or, of course, you can eat animal dung instead of supplements. Is animal dung vegan? A grey area, I think. Or maybe a brown one :)

You can get everything else from an exclusive herbivore diet if you really know what you`re doing, have access to a wide variety of plants to eat and stick to it carefully, but you can`t get B12. Supplement (from a lab or with the right kind of animal dung) or suffer, degrade and die slowly.
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Male 12,365
[quote]I don`t understand why people typing "People Eat Tasty Animals" somehow believe they are being clever.[/quote]

I don`t understand why people joining PETA somehow believe they`re doing something good. PETA is an extremist nutjob organisation with excellent propagandists. They`re not good for anyone or anything.

It`s not about being clever. It`s about amusing yourself and ridiculing PETA.

[quote]We are omnivores. Deny your nature at your peril.[/quote]

True, but we are very versatile omnivores with advanced technology. If you know what you`re doing and you have access to a wide range of food and you take the necessary supplements, you can go against nature and be an exclusive herbivore, healthily. I think you can also go the other way and be an exclusive carnivore, under the same circumstances.
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Male 2,841
Ruh Roh.
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Male 5,620

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Male 96
I don`t understand why people typing "People Eat Tasty Animals" somehow believe they are being clever.

There are many variables to heart disease. I`m a vegetarian and heart disease runs in my family. MCD could have had something similar. But don`t use this to justify saying that its healthy to eat the flesh from other sentients.
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Male 5,620
I am a member of MEATA (Mankind Eating All Tasty Animals).

The duties include:
1. Having a BBQ with no veggies across the street from PETA rallies in your neighborhood.

2. Countering the impact of PETA through logic: For every PETA member in your area that you meet, you eat 3 animals for every 1 he/she saves.
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Male 1,196
I won`t eat vegetables because I want to die before I have to wear diapers again.
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Male 1,060
Linda McCarney was a life long vegetarian and died of breast cancer.
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Male 197
Well he also did steroids which don`t have a great effect on the heart.
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Male 1,206
People Eat Tasty Animals.
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Male 2,855
and whoever posted this isnt a statistician, just a moron
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Male 8,132
OldOllie

If you eat nothing but meat, you will die prematurely.

If you eat nothing but vegetables, you will die prematurely.

No. The world doesn`t work in absolutes. Life is a crap shoot. You can eat nothing but bacon and whiskey, smoke cigarettes, have unprotected sex and live to be 105. You can eat nothing but vegetables and lean protein, exercise every day, and drop dead at 40.

Nothing will guarantee early death or longevity. It is all about increasing your odds.
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Female 846
do we know what he died from yet? like, officially?
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Male 1,558
Bottom line-meat builds brains!!
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Female 6,381
My cat won`t eat veggies because she doesn`t like them - she is a carnivore.
The cows at the nearby farm don`t like meat and are happy to munch hay and grass all day - they`re herbivores.
I like meat, fruit, vegetables, and grains - isn`t that a hint at what nature intended me to eat? Humans are omnivores and I get tired of pushy vegetarians trying to tell me differently.
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Male 15,832
If you eat nothing but meat, you will die prematurely.

If you eat nothing but vegetables, you will die prematurely.

We are omnivores. Deny your nature at your peril.
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Male 3,310
Anecdotal evidence is so fantastic!
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Male 5,813
Not a legitimate assumption, actually. It may have actually worked for him by keeping him from dying years ago.
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Male 15,510
To soon.
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Male 2,578
Maybe a little too soon, but amusing.

Though an average person could never build that much muscle on broccoli and beans.
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Male 373
Heart disease and cancer can happen to anyone, but smoking and eating like a pig will kind of drat the odds against you.

Still won`t go veggie though. EAT MEAT.IT`S FANTASTIC.
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Female 4,086
i would much rather live my life as i prefer to live it, that is, fat and happy.

RIP MCD.
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Male 232
poor taste :\
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Female 1,338
Link: If It Didn`t Work For Michael Clarke Duncan [Pic] [Rate Link] - Then what`s the point? Morale of the story: Keep eating that bacon, bacon lovers.
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