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Date: 09/15/12 04:28 PM

34 Responses to Hysterical Literature: Session 3: Danielle

  1. Profile photo of Crabes
    Crabes Male 30-39
    1285 posts
    September 15, 2012 at 4:30 pm
    Link: Hysterical Literature: Session 3: Danielle - Danielle reads `Still Life With Woodpecker` while on a vibrator. NSFW.
  2. Profile photo of CaptainMosey
    CaptainMosey Male 13-17
    39 posts
    September 15, 2012 at 4:40 pm
    Reading is fun!
  3. Profile photo of timebored
    timebored Male 18-29
    69 posts
    September 15, 2012 at 4:43 pm
    the first one is the best.
  4. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    September 15, 2012 at 4:45 pm
    Yeah, well, thanks, Crabes. Now my tail`s all fluffy. >.<
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    Andrew155 Male 18-29
    2579 posts
    September 15, 2012 at 5:00 pm
    Did we just watch porn?
  6. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    September 15, 2012 at 5:26 pm
    well great, now my pants are too tight
  7. Profile photo of Scuzoid
    Scuzoid Male 30-39
    1268 posts
    September 15, 2012 at 5:54 pm
    That`s one way to get porn onto youtube.

    And agreed, Stoya is a hottie.
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    Mad_Gremlyn Male 30-39
    512 posts
    September 15, 2012 at 6:01 pm
    I read scripts aloud for a living. This is terrible, 1 Minute 30 seconds in and I`m done. Read the ufkcing thing a few times and then hit record if you need. Which, clearly she does. FAIL
  9. Profile photo of Scuzoid
    Scuzoid Male 30-39
    1268 posts
    September 15, 2012 at 6:04 pm
    "I read scripts aloud for a living. This is terrible, 1 Minute 30 seconds in and I`m done. Read the ufkcing thing a few times and then hit record if you need. Which, clearly she does. FAIL"

    HAHAHA, doesn`t matter if you missed the point of the video or if you`re just being facetious, this made me laugh quite loudly.
  10. Profile photo of Misfit-Mutt
    Misfit-Mutt Female 18-29
    349 posts
    September 15, 2012 at 7:45 pm
    That,was AWESOME!
  11. Profile photo of Scuzoid
    Scuzoid Male 30-39
    1268 posts
    September 15, 2012 at 8:00 pm
    One final quip.

    So, is Danielle actually lauriloo trying out a hitachi for the first time? If so, I think a Thank You is in order.
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    Runemang Male 30-39
    2676 posts
    September 15, 2012 at 8:15 pm
    I had to go look up and watch the rest in the series. O.O
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    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1442 posts
    September 15, 2012 at 8:47 pm
    I spent the first half of the video wondering what vibrator you was on about until it relised... I guess this must be super soft porn?

    Twilight/50 Shade fans don`t even need the vibe to react like that.
  14. Profile photo of Evil_Eye
    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1442 posts
    September 15, 2012 at 9:06 pm
    Bonus: After a quick google of the women (yes I couldn`t help it), there is a second women in this video.

    The photographer`s assistant...

    Her job is to distract the reader...

    Nice...
  15. Profile photo of toqr
    toqr Male 18-29
    199 posts
    September 15, 2012 at 9:54 pm
    simply beautiful
  16. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    September 15, 2012 at 10:58 pm
    MOAR.
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    furrything Male 50-59
    1351 posts
    September 15, 2012 at 11:28 pm
    Great!....now I`ve got a stiffie!
  18. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    September 16, 2012 at 2:34 am
    Beautiful.
  19. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    September 16, 2012 at 4:47 am
    "I read scripts aloud for a living. This is terrible, 1 Minute 30 seconds in and I`m done. Read the ufkcing thing a few times and then hit record if you need. Which, clearly she does. FAIL"

    Hahahahaha! oh my god this guy completely missed the point of the video. that is goddamn hilarious.
  20. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    September 16, 2012 at 4:48 am
    "That,was AWESOME!"

    The only female comment so far.
  21. Profile photo of supersassyk8
    supersassyk8 Female 18-29
    403 posts
    September 16, 2012 at 5:42 am
    I went and watched the Alicia one and I giggled because half way through she`s pretty much bouncing up and down.
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    September 16, 2012 at 7:34 am
    Nice diversion from the `beautiful agony` stuff (which is excellent, too). Very cool!
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    September 16, 2012 at 8:30 am


    I think I`ll go to my room now. No particular reason.
  24. Profile photo of FoolsPrussia
    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3446 posts
    September 16, 2012 at 9:36 am
    Hottest thing I have ever seen on I-A-B.
  25. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    September 16, 2012 at 12:04 pm
    is there someone under the table doing that? I dont understand the mechanics of it...
  26. Profile photo of Scuzoid
    Scuzoid Male 30-39
    1268 posts
    September 16, 2012 at 12:45 pm
    "is there someone under the table doing that?"

    Another lady armed with a Hitachi.
  27. Profile photo of lauriloo
    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    September 16, 2012 at 1:05 pm
    "So, is Danielle actually lauriloo trying out a hitachi for the first time? If so, I think a Thank You is in order."

    ha, ha. I`ve tried several vibrators in my lifetime, sweetie. That`s why I know the difference between them and my hand and my hand is better. Although I will admit that having a guy use a vibe on me would be interesting because I wouldn`t be able to predict what was going to happen next.

    May I point out, Scuzoid, that a Hitachi vibrator vibrates the clitoris, it does NOT penetrate the vagina, so these videos only prove my point.

    I would have guessed this woman had one of those remote-controlled vibes in that they just kept turning up as she kept reading.
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    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2195 posts
    September 16, 2012 at 5:43 pm
    honestly woman, if you can`t focus you`re not gonna do anyone any good..
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    rockinclimb Male 18-29
    81 posts
    September 16, 2012 at 6:26 pm
    Awesome.
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    insane_ai Male 30-39
    823 posts
    September 16, 2012 at 8:18 pm
    Well done, happines achived in five minutes.

    This may help you understand ...


  31. Profile photo of Adcro
    Adcro Male 18-29
    369 posts
    September 17, 2012 at 2:14 am
    Would`ve been funnier if she was reading the news :P
  32. Profile photo of cheeseb
    cheeseb Male 30-39
    257 posts
    September 17, 2012 at 7:20 am
    there are more of these, right?
  33. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    September 17, 2012 at 10:19 am
    I have the most understandable boner right now.
  34. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    September 17, 2012 at 12:54 pm
    Whaddyamean NSFW?

    This is *very* suitable for W.

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