Hysterical Literature: Session 3: Danielle

Submitted by: Crabes 4 years ago in Funny

Danielle reads "Still Life With Woodpecker" while on a vibrator. NSFW.
There are 34 comments:
Male 2,220
Whaddyamean NSFW?

This is *very* suitable for W.
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Male 3,894
I have the most understandable boner right now.
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Male 265
there are more of these, right?
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Male 369
Would`ve been funnier if she was reading the news :P
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Male 1,446
Well done, happines achived in five minutes.

This may help you understand ...


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Male 81
Awesome.
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Male 2,390
honestly woman, if you can`t focus you`re not gonna do anyone any good..
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Female 1,803
"So, is Danielle actually lauriloo trying out a hitachi for the first time? If so, I think a Thank You is in order."

ha, ha. I`ve tried several vibrators in my lifetime, sweetie. That`s why I know the difference between them and my hand and my hand is better. Although I will admit that having a guy use a vibe on me would be interesting because I wouldn`t be able to predict what was going to happen next.

May I point out, Scuzoid, that a Hitachi vibrator vibrates the clitoris, it does NOT penetrate the vagina, so these videos only prove my point.

I would have guessed this woman had one of those remote-controlled vibes in that they just kept turning up as she kept reading.
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Male 1,268
"is there someone under the table doing that?"

Another lady armed with a Hitachi.
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Female 4,359
is there someone under the table doing that? I dont understand the mechanics of it...
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Male 3,445
Hottest thing I have ever seen on I-A-B.
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Male 2,440


I think I`ll go to my room now. No particular reason.
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Male 4,431
Nice diversion from the `beautiful agony` stuff (which is excellent, too). Very cool!
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Female 403
I went and watched the Alicia one and I giggled because half way through she`s pretty much bouncing up and down.
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Male 4,793
"That,was AWESOME!"

The only female comment so far.
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Male 4,793
"I read scripts aloud for a living. This is terrible, 1 Minute 30 seconds in and I`m done. Read the ufkcing thing a few times and then hit record if you need. Which, clearly she does. FAIL"

Hahahahaha! oh my god this guy completely missed the point of the video. that is goddamn hilarious.
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Male 2,553
Beautiful.
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Male 1,397
Great!....now I`ve got a stiffie!
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Male 6,227
MOAR.
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Male 199
simply beautiful
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Male 1,442
Bonus: After a quick google of the women (yes I couldn`t help it), there is a second women in this video.

The photographer`s assistant...

Her job is to distract the reader...

Nice...
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Male 1,442
I spent the first half of the video wondering what vibrator you was on about until it relised... I guess this must be super soft porn?

Twilight/50 Shade fans don`t even need the vibe to react like that.
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Male 2,675
I had to go look up and watch the rest in the series. O.O
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Male 1,268
One final quip.

So, is Danielle actually lauriloo trying out a hitachi for the first time? If so, I think a Thank You is in order.
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Female 349
That,was AWESOME!
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Male 1,268
"I read scripts aloud for a living. This is terrible, 1 Minute 30 seconds in and I`m done. Read the ufkcing thing a few times and then hit record if you need. Which, clearly she does. FAIL"

HAHAHA, doesn`t matter if you missed the point of the video or if you`re just being facetious, this made me laugh quite loudly.
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Male 512
I read scripts aloud for a living. This is terrible, 1 Minute 30 seconds in and I`m done. Read the ufkcing thing a few times and then hit record if you need. Which, clearly she does. FAIL
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Male 1,268
That`s one way to get porn onto youtube.

And agreed, Stoya is a hottie.
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Male 2,988
well great, now my pants are too tight
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Male 2,578
Did we just watch porn?
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Male 6,227
Yeah, well, thanks, Crabes. Now my tail`s all fluffy. >.<
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Male 69
the first one is the best.
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Male 39
Reading is fun!
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Male 1,284
Link: Hysterical Literature: Session 3: Danielle [Rate Link] - Danielle reads `Still Life With Woodpecker` while on a vibrator. NSFW.
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