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Date: 09/27/12 11:06 AM

18 Responses to Hands-Free Automatic Sperm Extractor

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    fancylad Male 30-39
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    September 27, 2012 at 11:08 am
    Link: Hands-Free Automatic Sperm Extractor - In safe-for-work action. We saw a photo of the Hands-Free Automatic Sperm Extractor... here`s the video.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    September 27, 2012 at 11:14 am
    Hmmmmm so where do ya put the quarters and what`s the high score???
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    DromEd Male 40-49
    1835 posts
    September 27, 2012 at 11:17 am
    I hope that`s a medical equipment expo and not the intended area of use.
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    September 27, 2012 at 11:18 am
    Hands free sperm extractor, aka: VAGINA?

    Stop over-thinking this one guys!
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    DromEd Male 40-49
    1835 posts
    September 27, 2012 at 11:19 am
    McGovern how do you expect to win the election asking questions like that? High score doesn`t matter. What matters is that you had fun playing.

    :-P
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    schecter5 Male 18-29
    406 posts
    September 27, 2012 at 11:20 am
    TAKE MY MONEY! laziest masturbation ever.

    I do think this would be even harder to explain to a date than a fleshlight though...
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    September 27, 2012 at 11:25 am
    @DromEd

    You`re right!! In order to strengthen our relations with China I`m willing to give all sexy Chinese women a direct deposit filling their sperm needs!!
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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3446 posts
    September 27, 2012 at 11:36 am
    Can you raise the height or would I have to stack a couple phone books underneath it?
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    cheeseb Male 30-39
    254 posts
    September 27, 2012 at 12:15 pm
    I`d really love to say something funny about how badly I want one of those, but Matt Groening beat me to it.

    Shut up and take my money!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36176 posts
    September 27, 2012 at 12:22 pm

    Those japs will put anything on noodles!
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    DingDingDong Male 30-39
    1511 posts
    September 27, 2012 at 2:30 pm

    It`s designed/built in China. I don`t even want to know what happens when it fails while being used.
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    Smutleybutt Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    September 27, 2012 at 3:41 pm
    DOUBLE REPOST

    THE VIDEO WAS ON THIS LINK ALSO
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    SethDog Male 18-29
    768 posts
    September 27, 2012 at 3:54 pm
    I think I have seen this about 4 times here..
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13596 posts
    September 27, 2012 at 11:14 pm
    I have one of those, its my wife ahem
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    Finker Male 40-49
    505 posts
    September 28, 2012 at 5:40 am
    Surely there is a bigger market than clinics - they need to rethink their business plan.
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    andybme Male 50-59
    296 posts
    September 28, 2012 at 8:11 am
    Maybe you could order a bunch of these and open up a place like a laudromat and call it a spermomat.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    September 28, 2012 at 10:03 am
    "Soon to be found in digital brothels all over Japan..."
    A new name will be made. A completely new fetish.

    Tex: "While I`m in Japan, I want you to show me to a `milk farm.`"
    Watanabe: "My husband would not approve of-"
    Tex: "IN HOKKAIDO, MIKU!!! HOKKAIDO!!!"
    Watanabe: "Oh!! Sorry, Tex-san!! The embarrassment is overwhelming."
    Tex: "It`s OK... I tried the other place last night. I prefer real cows."
    Watanabe: * O_O * "...I hate this job..."

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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4710 posts
    September 28, 2012 at 10:35 am

    Japan moves one step closer towards replacing women with robots.

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