Hands-Free Automatic Sperm Extractor

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago Science

In safe-for-work action. We saw a photo of the Hands-Free Automatic Sperm Extractor... here"s the video.
There are 18 comments:
Male 4,893

Japan moves one step closer towards replacing women with robots.
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Male 5,608
"Soon to be found in digital brothels all over Japan..."
A new name will be made. A completely new fetish.

Tex: "While I`m in Japan, I want you to show me to a `milk farm.`"
Watanabe: "My husband would not approve of-"
Tex: "IN HOKKAIDO, MIKU!!! HOKKAIDO!!!"
Watanabe: "Oh!! Sorry, Tex-san!! The embarrassment is overwhelming."
Tex: "It`s OK... I tried the other place last night. I prefer real cows."
Watanabe: * O_O * "...I hate this job..."

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Male 296
Maybe you could order a bunch of these and open up a place like a laudromat and call it a spermomat.
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Male 505
Surely there is a bigger market than clinics - they need to rethink their business plan.
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Male 13,624
I have one of those, its my wife ahem
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Male 768
I think I have seen this about 4 times here..
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Male 1,511

It`s designed/built in China. I don`t even want to know what happens when it fails while being used.
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Male 37,888

Those japs will put anything on noodles!
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Male 261
I`d really love to say something funny about how badly I want one of those, but Matt Groening beat me to it.

Shut up and take my money!
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Male 3,445
Can you raise the height or would I have to stack a couple phone books underneath it?
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Male 14,330
@DromEd

You`re right!! In order to strengthen our relations with China I`m willing to give all sexy Chinese women a direct deposit filling their sperm needs!!
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Male 406
TAKE MY MONEY! laziest masturbation ever.

I do think this would be even harder to explain to a date than a fleshlight though...
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Male 2,362
McGovern how do you expect to win the election asking questions like that? High score doesn`t matter. What matters is that you had fun playing.

:-P
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Female 3,727
Hands free sperm extractor, aka: VAGINA?

Stop over-thinking this one guys!
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Male 2,362
I hope that`s a medical equipment expo and not the intended area of use.
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Male 14,330
Hmmmmm so where do ya put the quarters and what`s the high score???
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Male 19,840
Link: Hands-Free Automatic Sperm Extractor [Rate Link] - In safe-for-work action. We saw a photo of the Hands-Free Automatic Sperm Extractor... here`s the video.
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