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Date: 09/29/12 02:29 PM

16 Responses to First Person To Black Out Is A Cowboy [3 Pics]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    September 29, 2012 at 2:31 pm
    Link: First Person To Black Out Is A Cowboy - Hey I-A-B, if you`re gonna drink at a party, don`t overdo it. This is the kind of thing that`ll happen.
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    September 29, 2012 at 2:50 pm
    So, given the twin-braided pony tails, shouldn`t this read "...Cowgirl"?
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31800 posts
    September 29, 2012 at 2:55 pm
    I love the hobby-horse, nice attention to detail!
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    anarchsoul Male 30-39
    591 posts
    September 29, 2012 at 3:01 pm
    Buahah thats freakin great xD
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3907 posts
    September 29, 2012 at 3:04 pm
    Looks like you had a rough night, fancy! Don`t worry, it may take a few days but the sharpie will eventually wash off.
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    AntPharm Male 18-29
    950 posts
    September 29, 2012 at 3:09 pm
    the rule is if you pass out with your shoes on you`re fair game
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    SFVitale Male 40-49
    441 posts
    September 29, 2012 at 4:06 pm
    I wonder how many character building moments like this ole Buster Hymen has had?
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    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    September 29, 2012 at 4:37 pm
    Any non-nice individual who pulled that crap on me would get the poo kicked out of them. Certainly would no longer be a friend either.
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    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    September 29, 2012 at 5:42 pm
    Who names their kid Phoebe?
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    September 29, 2012 at 6:13 pm
    Looks like you had a rough night, fancy! Don`t worry, it may take a few days but the sharpie will eventually wash off.

    Why are you assuming he survived?

    Yes, that is a serious question. He may have died. Other people have died in similar circumstances.

    Alcohol is a potent depressant of various bodily functions. Someone who is so badly drugged with it that they are so deeply unconscious that they`re not even aware that their face is being painted, their body is being written on and their hair is being braided is in danger of death, either directly from alcohol poisoning (it`s quite highly toxic - LD50 is about 5g/Kg) or from side effects (the most common being choking on vomit). That danger of death is significantly increased by them being on their back.

    Oh my, it`s so very funny to put your friends at risk of death when they`re helpless! Good times!
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2315 posts
    September 29, 2012 at 7:46 pm
    It could just be makeup and he could be the type of person who sleeps very soundly when they`ve drunk too much. I`m pretty sure this isn`t a picture of how they found the body. Get a grip people.
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    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    September 29, 2012 at 8:33 pm
    @Angilion

    Chill, dude, These don`t even look like death photos or whatever, some people are just very deep sleepers. I know a few people who if the world was ending wouldn`t wake up, and only really do on their own or their alarm clack because they`re used to it. Crap, sometimes I`m like that. I`d hope that, with a steady enough hand to draw the lip outlines and everything as well as they did that they`d be sober enough to recognize when a friend needed to be rolled onto their side.

    So take a deep breathe and come back later, this guy is more than likely fine, pissed, but fine.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    September 29, 2012 at 10:04 pm
    I hope they used permanent markers. That would make for some fine stories in class or at work on Monday.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31800 posts
    September 30, 2012 at 12:43 am
    @Angilion: Not really. If you`re passed out from booze you`re not likely to wake up for a while except from extreme stimulus.

    So long as they roll him into the "recovery position" after (so he doesn`t choke on vomit) he`ll likely be OK.

    At one party long, long ago: a big burly guy announced he was going to drink a whole 26 of Crown Royal straight out of the bottle that night. Yay! What he didn`t mention was he`d been "speeding" for 2 days and hadn`t eaten. When he began projectile vomiting and shaking, several partiers had to haul him to Emergency - saving his life.
    The cops gave the rescuers a ride home, didn`t charge them with DUI or whatever, on account of saving a life. (I heard about that part later)
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    wildancrazy Male 40-49
    138 posts
    September 30, 2012 at 6:52 am
    When i was young, and life was a open book..
    I lost a good friend from doing something like the above. He passed out on the toilet, and we found him after a few hours..I mummified him with a case of TP and a couple cans of shaving cream..to the toilet. As a after thought i use a box of food coloring in the poor slobs hair..I guess TP and shaving cream combined to make a cement like substance..He was stuck there for hours after it hardened..His hair all the colors of a big box of food coloring, he had to shave his head for work..
    Sorry Bob..we were kids man..
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    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    September 30, 2012 at 2:23 pm
    Reading the title, am I the only one who thought of this?



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