First Person To Black Out Is A Cowboy [3 Pics]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago in Funny

Hey I-A-B, if you"re gonna drink at a party, don"t overdo it. This is the kind of thing that"ll happen.
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Male 2,220
Reading the title, am I the only one who thought of this?



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Male 138
When i was young, and life was a open book..
I lost a good friend from doing something like the above. He passed out on the toilet, and we found him after a few hours..I mummified him with a case of TP and a couple cans of shaving cream..to the toilet. As a after thought i use a box of food coloring in the poor slobs hair..I guess TP and shaving cream combined to make a cement like substance..He was stuck there for hours after it hardened..His hair all the colors of a big box of food coloring, he had to shave his head for work..
Sorry Bob..we were kids man..
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Male 40,382
@Angilion: Not really. If you`re passed out from booze you`re not likely to wake up for a while except from extreme stimulus.

So long as they roll him into the "recovery position" after (so he doesn`t choke on vomit) he`ll likely be OK.

At one party long, long ago: a big burly guy announced he was going to drink a whole 26 of Crown Royal straight out of the bottle that night. Yay! What he didn`t mention was he`d been "speeding" for 2 days and hadn`t eaten. When he began projectile vomiting and shaking, several partiers had to haul him to Emergency - saving his life.
The cops gave the rescuers a ride home, didn`t charge them with DUI or whatever, on account of saving a life. (I heard about that part later)
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Male 11,739
I hope they used permanent markers. That would make for some fine stories in class or at work on Monday.
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Female 1,324
@Angilion

Chill, dude, These don`t even look like death photos or whatever, some people are just very deep sleepers. I know a few people who if the world was ending wouldn`t wake up, and only really do on their own or their alarm clack because they`re used to it. Crap, sometimes I`m like that. I`d hope that, with a steady enough hand to draw the lip outlines and everything as well as they did that they`d be sober enough to recognize when a friend needed to be rolled onto their side.

So take a deep breathe and come back later, this guy is more than likely fine, pissed, but fine.
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Male 12,365
[quote]Looks like you had a rough night, fancy! Don`t worry, it may take a few days but the sharpie will eventually wash off.[/quote]

Why are you assuming he survived?

Yes, that is a serious question. He may have died. Other people have died in similar circumstances.

Alcohol is a potent depressant of various bodily functions. Someone who is so badly drugged with it that they are so deeply unconscious that they`re not even aware that their face is being painted, their body is being written on and their hair is being braided is in danger of death, either directly from alcohol poisoning (it`s quite highly toxic - LD50 is about 5g/Kg) or from side effects (the most common being choking on vomit). That danger of death is significantly increased by them being on their back.

Oh my, it`s so very funny to put your friends at risk of death when they`re helpless! Good times!
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Male 2,841
Who names their kid Phoebe?
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Male 4,745
Any non-nice individual who pulled that crap on me would get the poo kicked out of them. Certainly would no longer be a friend either.
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Male 441
I wonder how many character building moments like this ole Buster Hymen has had?
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Male 950
the rule is if you pass out with your shoes on you`re fair game
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Male 3,908
Looks like you had a rough night, fancy! Don`t worry, it may take a few days but the sharpie will eventually wash off.
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Male 594
Buahah thats freakin great xD
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Male 40,382
I love the hobby-horse, nice attention to detail!
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Male 4,431
So, given the twin-braided pony tails, shouldn`t this read "...Cowgirl"?
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Male 20,829
Link: First Person To Black Out Is A Cowboy [3 Pics] [Rate Link] - Hey I-A-B, if you`re gonna drink at a party, don`t overdo it. This is the kind of thing that`ll happen.
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