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Date: 09/25/12 07:30 AM

19 Responses to Encouraging Words, But For Women Only [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    September 25, 2012 at 7:35 am
    Link: Encouraging Words, But For Women Only - Like fortune cookies for vaginas... in a way.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    September 25, 2012 at 7:42 am
    If I could walk like a champion, I wouldn`t need the... ah, never mind.
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    DromEd Male 40-49
    1836 posts
    September 25, 2012 at 7:47 am
    "I see cramps in your future."
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    bigfatdynamo Male 30-39
    259 posts
    September 25, 2012 at 7:51 am
    If it becomes unstoppable, won`t the product have failed?
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    September 25, 2012 at 8:25 am
    <--This End Up
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    danagamer Male 30-39
    701 posts
    September 25, 2012 at 8:58 am
    "Parking in rear"
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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3446 posts
    September 25, 2012 at 9:48 am
    "Cleanup in aisle vagina"
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    September 25, 2012 at 10:16 am
    "Warning: May attract bears."
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    Zombiemike Male 18-29
    553 posts
    September 25, 2012 at 11:52 am
    I imagine it`s tough to walk like a champion with a tampon in your vagina.
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    13thDoctor Male 30-39
    48 posts
    September 25, 2012 at 12:13 pm
    "Be unstoppable" might not be the best encouraging phrase when referring to menstrual flow.
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3771 posts
    September 25, 2012 at 12:38 pm
    @ZombieMike. You, sir, imagine wrong! HAHAHAHA!
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    insane_ai Male 30-39
    737 posts
    September 25, 2012 at 12:51 pm
    Like a fortune cookie? Only if it passes the "in bed" test.

    Be unstoppable in bed....if you can get started while on the rag.

    Walk like a champion in bed. So you fall over and drip on it? No thanks.

    Live fearlessly in bed; I think it`s best to put a towel down under your bleeding C.un.T anyway.


    Fortune cookie test failed.
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7707 posts
    September 25, 2012 at 2:20 pm
    "Please don`t drip on the carpet"
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31766 posts
    September 25, 2012 at 3:17 pm
    @insane_ai: True that: the in bed test is terrific!

    Other sayings:
    "It`s better than being pregnant!"
    "Only a few more days..."
    "At least now you have an excuse for being a moody b*tch!"
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    kirbyr98 Male 50-59
    86 posts
    September 25, 2012 at 4:58 pm
    13thDoctor wins!!!
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    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    September 25, 2012 at 5:05 pm
    "Plug it up!"
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    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    September 25, 2012 at 5:49 pm
    5Cats, i like your choices much better; i find the `official` ones patronizing and annoying... of course that could be just because i`m reading them when... you know.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31766 posts
    September 25, 2012 at 10:07 pm
    VV Thanks @WendyPants! Lots of funny stuff on this thread, eh?

    They need "DE-Motivational" ones too:

    "Why couldn`t I be born a boy?"
    "Ugh! Only 26 more days until this happens... again!"
    "If I get preggers, this won`t happen for a while..."

    And the one I lived through (while I was a married cat):
    "I`ll make sure my husband is suffering more than I am..."
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    September 25, 2012 at 11:01 pm
    Be unstoppable
    Isn`t the purpose of a tampon to make it stop?

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