Encouraging Words, But For Women Only [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago in Weird

Like fortune cookies for vaginas... in a way.
There are 19 comments:
Male 15,832
[quote]Be unstoppable[/quote]
Isn`t the purpose of a tampon to make it stop?
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Male 41,116
VV Thanks @WendyPants! Lots of funny stuff on this thread, eh?

They need "DE-Motivational" ones too:

"Why couldn`t I be born a boy?"
"Ugh! Only 26 more days until this happens... again!"
"If I get preggers, this won`t happen for a while..."

And the one I lived through (while I was a married cat):
"I`ll make sure my husband is suffering more than I am..."
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Female 2,415
5Cats, i like your choices much better; i find the `official` ones patronizing and annoying... of course that could be just because i`m reading them when... you know.
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Male 2,436
"Plug it up!"
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Male 86
13thDoctor wins!!!
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Male 41,116
@insane_ai: True that: the in bed test is terrific!

Other sayings:
"It`s better than being pregnant!"
"Only a few more days..."
"At least now you have an excuse for being a moody b*tch!"
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Male 7,774
"Please don`t drip on the carpet"
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Male 1,891
Like a fortune cookie? Only if it passes the "in bed" test.

Be unstoppable in bed....if you can get started while on the rag.

Walk like a champion in bed. So you fall over and drip on it? No thanks.

Live fearlessly in bed; I think it`s best to put a towel down under your bleeding C.un.T anyway.


Fortune cookie test failed.
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Female 4,084
@ZombieMike. You, sir, imagine wrong! HAHAHAHA!
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Male 48
"Be unstoppable" might not be the best encouraging phrase when referring to menstrual flow.
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Male 552
I imagine it`s tough to walk like a champion with a tampon in your vagina.
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Male 5,811
"Warning: May attract bears."
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Male 3,445
"Cleanup in aisle vagina"
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Male 701
"Parking in rear"
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Male 3,060
<--This End Up
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Male 259
If it becomes unstoppable, won`t the product have failed?
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Male 2,703
"I see cramps in your future."
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Female 6,381
If I could walk like a champion, I wouldn`t need the... ah, never mind.
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Male 21,010
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