Dinosaurs Were Gay [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago in Weird

Why are dinosaurs extinct? EVIL HOMOSEXUALITY! Now it all makes sense...
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Male 60
@Zerocyde:
None of that is written in the Bible. Idiot.
I bet you use that line to make yourself feel better about your ass piracy, don`t you?
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Male 2,097
T-rocksoff
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Male 3,255
Sounds no less legit than anything else written in the bible.
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Male 37,876
VV Finally @Vitmo notices the obvious!

The picture just showing dinosaurs mating, not "gay" ones!
The text is added by Christian-Bashers! NOT actual Christians.
It may be mildly funny, but it`s still FAKE.
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Male 2,860
Before everyone gets too fired up, the text has been added to an image that already exists on the web, I suspect trolling.
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Male 7,378
Where`s Philosoraptor when you need him?
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Male 89
I am Elton, hear me roar!!!

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Male 13,624
Barney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 38,507

I may be old but I`m hardly a dinosaur!


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Male 13,624
HiEv
Its my favorite question to bible bashers,
Adam - Eve - Where the feck do dinosaurs come in?
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Male 13,624
Oh my, Elton John is a serial killing T Rex
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Male 58
What the hell else were they supposed to do? With tiny hands and arms, it`s not like they could self-complete.
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Male 5,620
@AvatarJohn

Stand still, open wide, and I will shove a bible down your throat.

Can I get an atheist to call me a retard while I do it?

Lmao.
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Male 787
I need this as a poster.
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Male 1,059
Oh, you middle-of-the-road moderates! You are what is wrong with this country! You`re just so... Moderate!
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Male 15,832
"Satanism, violence, and sodomy," or as Gerry would put it, "the good ol` days!" (JK, Gerry! ;-))
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Male 621
Anyone know the source of this image? Unfortunately, Poe`s Law prevents me from being able to tell if this is a hoax or real.

The line about many serial killers being homosexual is especially offensive, considering that the vast majority of them are heterosexual.

Regarding "dinosaurs" in the Bible, that`s complete BS. Attempting to shoehorn in anything that might be interpreted as a dinosaur, and stating flat out that they ARE dinosaurs is just apologist nonsense.

Furthermore, all of these supposed dinosaurs in the Bible exist at the same time as humans, but dinosaurs died off before even the first primitive apes existed. Whatever the Bible is referring to, it`s certainly not dinosaurs.
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Male 13
Stupid!!!!
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Male 209
And to add, only the EXTREMISTS do, and they are both the left and the right, they are what is wrong with this Country!
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Male 209
I am so sick of people blaming things on the crusades or Christians, seriously, everyone I know that is a Christian, friends, family, even those I do not know, has never, NEVER killed anyone or harmed anyone due their Religion. If you think that we spread hatred or want the atheists to be dead, well we do not, really we don`t care what you do.
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Male 658
I take offense to the "as a species" part most, for some reason.
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Male 209
I say nuke the world and let the non-humans rebuild/restart...
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Male 209
@elkingo - exactly...just the ones who think they are right, which are the minority. This Country is being divided, black/white, gay/straight, atheist/christian and it just sucks!
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Male 557
@Geckoi
It would be great if we could live in peace and harmony. Unfortunately people start wars over things they don`t actually understand. Even Christians are responsible for the crusades. Also the Oklahoma City bomber was a radical Christian. You may not try to do anything to convert people, but there are many out there fighting tooth and nail and patronizing something if it is not their own belief. I will agree with you on another thing, humans make me super sick, disgusting creatures they are.
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Male 5,620
@mark --

It isn`t the majority of people on both sides, it is mainly the wacko fundies and anti-theists extremists that have decided that there is no room for the other side.
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Male 4,395
I hear you geckoi. I`m sick of sides also.
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Male 181
Gay sex really chaps my hide...
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Male 2,384
sigh... just .... sigh
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Male 209
i.e TKD_Master
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Male 209
I mean seriously, I`m a Christian, I have friends who are Atheists we never fight and don`t hate each other. I`m so tired of BOTH sides telling me what I Should believe in!! I don`t tryo to convert those who don`t believe and they don`t try to do the same!!!! People need to learn to just be friends with everyone else!!! Humans make me sick sometimes!
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Male 209
This is the kind of crap that the far left/right trolls post to incite hatred among the the moderates and truthfully if the far left/right would just die we`d ALL be better off for it!
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Male 4,431
5Cats, you say "Muslims" as if every Muslim in the world was out there all riled up over that film. What about abortion docs/clinics and the shootings/bombings that have been perpetuated there by all "Christians." Not to mention federal buildings in OKC.

Oh, I know, I know, those weren`t *real* Christians. Got it. I`ll bet most Muslims would say the same of the idiots out protesting that film.
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Male 4,793
i`m getting tired of all these attempted religious arguments on IAB. the dumbasses are never going to understand that their religion is false, so what is the point.
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Male 4,395
"I`ve read that huge bones were indeed found before that, but were thought to be whales, dragons or giants (like you said) since folks thought those creatures existed at the time."

I should probably have gone to a better source than Scholastic. My bad.
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Male 37,876
@markust: I`ve read that huge bones were indeed found before that, but were thought to be whales, dragons or giants (like you said) since folks thought those creatures existed at the time.
The Bible talking about them is speculative at best, but I think @elkingo mentions that.
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Male 4,395
"Actually, they are in the bible."

That is quite a stretch since the first recording of a dinosaur bone wasn`t until 1676. And even then the museum curator that had it thought the bone was from a giant man.
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Male 2,578
I don`t understand what`s happening. Gay dinosaurs, that`s mildly entertaining...but I seem to be missing something.
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Female 836
Gerry1of1, I love you.
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Male 441
I didn`t know dinosaur`s liked to sing show tunes.
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Male 156
Maybe homosexuality will kill of the dillweed fundamentalist ministers who always rant about gays before they get caught with their pants down diddling a rentboy.
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Male 38,507
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Male 38,507

You people need to get right with Jesus and stop doubting God.

The Bible says unicorns existed, so they are real!
The Bible says a man can live for 600 years so you can!
The Bible says the world is flat and it is!

It`s all true, so stop asking questions and believe.
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Male 37,876
The picture is taken from a site which has nothing to do with Christianity OR homosexuality. FYI, eh?



I even found some "gay dinosaur rule 34" but I`ll spare you the horrors of that...
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Male 37,876
Compare the reaction of Christians to attacks like this to Muslim reactions over This Film Preview then tell us again who`s stupid?
Oh right, the Christians and Jews won`t "Jihad yo arse" for speaking against them...
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Male 233
[quote]MegasorAss[/quote

lol good one
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Male 3,612
@PinkRhoid

what joke? its true
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Male 1,239
[quote]John Wayne was not a serial killer he was a very bad talentless actor. and he wasn`t a homosexual. yes, it is well known that he phucked his horse but it was a mare[/quote]

Not sure if bad at making jokes or seriously stupid.
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Male 5,620
*can
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Male 1,558
Again stupid religous idiots think they are right
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Male 5,620
"They are not in the Bible in any way because they had not been discovered yet."

Actually, they are in the bible.

see Job 40:15–24; Ezekiel 29:3; Isaiah 27:1; Psalm 74:13-14; Genesis 1:21; Job 7:12; Psalm 91:13; Psalm 148:7; Isaiah 27:1; Isaiah 51:9; Jeremiah 51:34; Ezekiel 29:3; Ezekiel 32:2

Mind you, much was lost in translation. The actual Hebrew word used in many of these instances was "Tanniyn" which means like old serpent or reptile. It cal also mean leviathan, sea dragon, or crocodile.

Many argue that it means dinosaur, as the references are usually associated with large size.
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Male 2,469
And you people think Christians are dumb!
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Male 296
While some of you are saying this is bogus. I guarantee there are creationists who actually believe this stupid crap.

"It`s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled"

~Mark Twain
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Male 38,507

Because the messages of God & Jesus weren`t good enough,
they had to make up some new crap.
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Male 3,612
John Wayne was not a serial killer he was a very bad talentless actor. and he wasn`t a homosexual. yes, it is well known that he phucked his horse but it was a mare
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Male 1,442
Dinosaurs are not serpents, or all behemoths. They are not in the Bible in any way because they had not been discovered yet. This joke fails!

It is more funny and accreate just to say "They think dinosaurs are not real."
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Female 1,515
I wouldn`t doubt that someone somewhere believes this. Lol.
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Male 884
@BoredFrank-Don`t be silly, you`d have to convince them of dinosaurs and evolution first. That`s why this is funny.
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Female 184
Tiny point, but one I think needs to be made:
Christians =/= Creationists
Thank you
Signed,
A tolerant apatheist
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Male 2,841
Nothing better than some old fashioned dino sodomy.
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Male 2,670
Xtians don`t really need any help to `look bad.`

And I have absolutely no doubt that there are plenty of Xtians who believe every word of the absurd pic. Face it -- it could be adopted as a plank in the Republican platform right now, and they`d vote it in.
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Male 4,395
MegasorAss
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Male 17,512
Fake bullsh|t created to make Christians look bad. This was a bad joke that somebody cropped off the website stamp off of.

Next time guys, don`t be so gullible as to believe crap like this.
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Male 884
Too funny! Not only don`t they exist, but they are gay too.
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Male 181
Someone sliced off the DailyBleach[dot]com stamp...
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Male 801
I hope South Park latch on to this one!
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Male 15,510
AMEN!
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Female 9,478
I don`t even know where to start...
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Male 2,578
I really don`t understand what`s being said or what the point is.
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Male 5,620
@Frank - I don`t apologize for idiots. We are all cursed with them.

I just wonder if this is a Creation Museum poster. Lol.
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Male 762
Where did this photo come from? This cant be real. Christians say enough stupid poo, no one needs to make stuff up.
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Male 5,620
Lol whut?
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Male 38,507

Oh great.
Now serial killers and satanism are the fault of homos.
Well, someone had to breed them so you can really blame it on straight people, amiright?
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Male 2,670
This is what passes for science among idiot Fundies.

Cue the arrival of the religious nutjob apologists in three...two...one...
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Female 8,044
Link: Dinosaurs Were Gay [Pic] [Rate Link] - Why are dinosaurs extinct? EVIL HOMOSEXUALITY! Now it all makes sense...
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