Best Worst Business Card Ever! [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago in Weird

Life is short.
There are 14 comments:
Male 5,626
Chick gives him a card in return...
"I`m a single woman who likes wearing a costume which
helps me pretend to be a ventriloquist`s dummy.
You can contact me at..."
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Male 13,630
Mantistador
Its not the batty he`s interested in more of the frontal bottom
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Male 13,630
Never knew you could have a consultancy of um fisting, must email him, I know a few cnuts who need a good fisting
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Male 510
My hands are too big... *Sigh*
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Male 2,436
"Impressive. Very Nice

Let`s see Paul Allen`s card."


Look at that subtle off-white coloring...
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Male 2,199
yeah life is short, spend it exploring the world, and experiencing new cultures or inventing something new... not having some weird guy shoving a hand up your ass
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Male 904
How do you get the under-squiggles to print?
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Male 15,510
@ Reignblazer

Nice American psycho reference
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Male 2,147
Small hands, equally sized brain.
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Male 2,332
Impressive. Very nice.

Let`s see Paul Allen`s card.
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Male 39,913

Did he use a dot matrix printer?
Yeah for old school!
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Male 3,147
probably best not to give this one a thumbs up...
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Male 364
Microsoft word spellcheck highlighter for that added shabby chique style.
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Male 20,911
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