What Was This Summer`s Worst Festival? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago Weird

My vote goes to the "Hang From Meathooks Like a Slab of Beef" Fest. And they charged $7 for bottled water.
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Male 2,424
MUCH easier to dry clothes by taking them off first.
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Male 316
feels like your flying without a harness. just pinches the points its attatched to a bit but really feels like your just suspended by nothing 30 feet in the air. Ever wanted to fly? I still think parachuting or gliding is better.
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Male 503
This was the human mobile. The attraction, turdbugular, for some people, is the exhilarating rush of endorphins released by the brain as a coping mechanism for the pain. There are also some studies that show small amounts if dmt released into the brain in times of stress, so essentially, they seek and generally find a nice natural high from this activity.
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Male 2,988
$7 for bottled water, but the giant cans of Monster Energy Drink were only $3 each, hmmmm
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Male 4,893
Now all they need is a blindfold and a bat.
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Male 3,445
`Don`t knock it just because you wouldn`t have the balls to do it.`

How dare you. I used to have the balls to do this, until it ripped them clean out of my scrotum.
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Male 4,893
@sally1966 - What is so great about it? Explain please.
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Male 7,123
Sally1966

Please don`t mention balls in this context.
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Male 2,670
Suspension?

Got bored with that years ago.

I practice scrotal empennage. It`s pretty obscure, you`ve probably never heard of it.
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Female 2,509
"Don`t knock it just because you wouldn`t have the balls to do it. "

...has the intelligence NOT to do it.

McGovern1981 for the WIN
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Male 3,894
Looks like a baby giant`s mobile.
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Male 14,330
It`s a freak chime!! Here`s hoping for a strong gust of wind!!
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Female 1
Actually suspension is one of the greatest things I have ever experienced. My good friend Rick Piercall and my boyfriend started doing this around Joplin, MO several years ago, and now Rick runs one of the biggest world known suspension teams called A.G.R.O. Don`t knock it just because you wouldn`t have the balls to do it.
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Male 92
I can almost hear the pooty Dubstep.
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Male 19,840
Link: What Was This Summer`s Worst Festival? [Pic] [Rate Link] - My vote goes to the `Hang From Meathooks Like a Slab of Beef` Fest. And they charged $7 for bottled water.
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