This Is The Sling David Used To Kill Goliath [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago in Funny

I can"t verify that claim of course, but I have it on good authority--I"ve seen the certificate of authentication.
There are 29 comments:
Male 309
Watch it IAB. You can get killed over stuff like this.

Oh, wait, wrong religion. Carry on, then.
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Male 1,810
Did someone in the I-A-B office throw this thing together ?? I wonder....
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Male 9,742
You guys are really debating sling vs. slingshot and old testament vs. new testament. It is from the bible.

That is like watching Alvin and the Chipmunks and complaining it isn`t accurate because his paw isn`t on the right fret for the song they are playing.
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Male 7,123
@Orchideous

No. It`s a catapult. As in Dennis the Menace. Of course it`s a catapult. I`ve had enough of them.

It may be an historical error in terms of the original catapults, but that is still what they are called in the UK.
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Male 1,249
nah thats fancy`s butt plug
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Male 361
It`s not called a catapult in the UK, it`s still a sling shot.
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Male 7,123
@ultimakewl

Both testaments pre-date 1840.
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Male 5,413
Ooh them pebbles are deadly.
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Male 833
@LordJim
lets not forget that david and goliath is old testament
while jesus is strictly new testament
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Male 7,123
That`s a sling-shot (catapult in the UK). David purportedly used a sling (whirl and release). Sling-shots only go back as far as vulcanised rubber, circa 1840.
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Male 459
Want.
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Male 6,737
Not a sling.
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Male 416


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Male 714
that is a catapult not a sling-shot
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Male 183
Except for one thing, skytz1337 - Jesus was a Jew, as was David, from the original story. And Andrew is correct, that`s a slingshot, not a sling.
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Male 2,145
Good grief, David is old testament. Jesus is the new kid. This sling has it backwards.
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Male 3,060
..and this is the Sling Blade that killed Goliath

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Male 2,578
Don`t use anti-gay epithets. It makes you sound dumb.
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Male 2,578
This is not a sling.....

I am surrounded by dumbness.
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Male 687
Jesus sling...because nothing says "love your enemy" like hitting him with with stones. True christian logic.
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Male 3,310
Sling? Looks more like a crossbow. Or a cat-o-nine-tails. Someone doesn`t know basic weaponry.
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Male 300
"And as that thong is leather, it`s a piss-poor slingshot, too."

The power of Christ compels it to stretch.
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Male 2,424
"let he without sin, cast the first stone"

I think this little number lets you bypass that noise.
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Male 32
Hmm... So he used this 1000 years before Christ? LOL
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Male 8,527
slingshot =/= sling.

And as that thong is leather, it`s a piss-poor slingshot, too.
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Male 512
Why has Jesus waited so long to release his long form birth certificate? Could be that he was not, if fact born in Bethlehem? Release your tax documents! What are you hiding!
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Male 2,855
No, but that looks like a nice slingshot to lose your own eye
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Male 15,510
Ha ha some religious people can have sense of humor
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Male 20,901
Link: This Is The Sling David Used To Kill Goliath [Pic] [Rate Link] - I can`t verify that claim of course, but I have it on good authority--I`ve seen the certificate of authentication.
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