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Date: 08/04/12 06:28 PM

29 Responses to This Is The Sling David Used To Kill Goliath [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
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    August 4, 2012 at 6:14 pm
    Link: This Is The Sling David Used To Kill Goliath - I can`t verify that claim of course, but I have it on good authority--I`ve seen the certificate of authentication.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    August 4, 2012 at 6:26 pm
    Ha ha some religious people can have sense of humor
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    Quackor Male 18-29
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    August 4, 2012 at 6:34 pm
    No, but that looks like a nice slingshot to lose your own eye
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    Mad_Gremlyn Male 30-39
    512 posts
    August 4, 2012 at 6:37 pm
    Why has Jesus waited so long to release his long form birth certificate? Could be that he was not, if fact born in Bethlehem? Release your tax documents! What are you hiding!
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    Grendel Male 40-49
    5864 posts
    August 4, 2012 at 6:44 pm
    slingshot =/= sling.

    And as that thong is leather, it`s a piss-poor slingshot, too.
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    obertoe Male 30-39
    32 posts
    August 4, 2012 at 6:50 pm
    Hmm... So he used this 1000 years before Christ? LOL
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    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    August 4, 2012 at 7:24 pm
    "let he without sin, cast the first stone"

    I think this little number lets you bypass that noise.
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    Burgh Male 40-49
    300 posts
    August 4, 2012 at 7:51 pm
    "And as that thong is leather, it`s a piss-poor slingshot, too."

    The power of Christ compels it to stretch.
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    thelonious Male 40-49
    3278 posts
    August 4, 2012 at 7:52 pm
    Sling? Looks more like a crossbow. Or a cat-o-nine-tails. Someone doesn`t know basic weaponry.
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    skytz1337 Male 18-29
    687 posts
    August 4, 2012 at 8:11 pm
    Jesus sling...because nothing says "love your enemy" like hitting him with with stones. True christian logic.
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    Andrew155 Male 18-29
    2579 posts
    August 4, 2012 at 8:13 pm
    This is not a sling.....

    I am surrounded by dumbness.
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    Andrew155 Male 18-29
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    August 4, 2012 at 8:48 pm
    Don`t use anti-gay epithets. It makes you sound dumb.
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    August 4, 2012 at 8:58 pm
    ..and this is the Sling Blade that killed Goliath

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    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    August 4, 2012 at 9:59 pm
    Good grief, David is old testament. Jesus is the new kid. This sling has it backwards.
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    bassman56 Male 50-59
    183 posts
    August 4, 2012 at 11:39 pm
    Except for one thing, skytz1337 - Jesus was a Jew, as was David, from the original story. And Andrew is correct, that`s a slingshot, not a sling.
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    som-tam Male 18-29
    713 posts
    August 5, 2012 at 12:29 am
    that is a catapult not a sling-shot
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    xmastree_ph Male 40-49
    416 posts
    August 5, 2012 at 1:23 am


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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    August 5, 2012 at 2:03 am
    Not a sling.
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    SpermNinja81 Male 30-39
    459 posts
    August 5, 2012 at 2:09 am
    Want.
  20. Profile photo of LordJim
    LordJim Male 60-69
    6644 posts
    August 5, 2012 at 5:09 am
    That`s a sling-shot (catapult in the UK). David purportedly used a sling (whirl and release). Sling-shots only go back as far as vulcanised rubber, circa 1840.
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    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    August 5, 2012 at 5:42 am
    @LordJim
    lets not forget that david and goliath is old testament
    while jesus is strictly new testament
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    August 5, 2012 at 5:50 am
    Ooh them pebbles are deadly.
  23. Profile photo of LordJim
    LordJim Male 60-69
    6644 posts
    August 5, 2012 at 6:27 am
    @ultimakewl

    Both testaments pre-date 1840.
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    Orchideous Male 18-29
    361 posts
    August 5, 2012 at 9:16 am
    It`s not called a catapult in the UK, it`s still a sling shot.
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    CaptainPabst Male 18-29
    1250 posts
    August 5, 2012 at 9:54 am
    nah thats fancy`s butt plug
  26. Profile photo of LordJim
    LordJim Male 60-69
    6644 posts
    August 5, 2012 at 10:04 am
    @Orchideous

    No. It`s a catapult. As in Dennis the Menace. Of course it`s a catapult. I`ve had enough of them.

    It may be an historical error in terms of the original catapults, but that is still what they are called in the UK.
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6183 posts
    August 5, 2012 at 2:43 pm
    You guys are really debating sling vs. slingshot and old testament vs. new testament. It is from the bible.

    That is like watching Alvin and the Chipmunks and complaining it isn`t accurate because his paw isn`t on the right fret for the song they are playing.
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    August 5, 2012 at 9:09 pm
    Did someone in the I-A-B office throw this thing together ?? I wonder....
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    KPres Male 30-39
    309 posts
    September 14, 2012 at 10:11 pm
    Watch it IAB. You can get killed over stuff like this.

    Oh, wait, wrong religion. Carry on, then.

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