The Onion On America`s Rash Of Mass Shootings [Pic

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago Funny

You nailed it again, Onion.
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Male 616
wait...a frying squirrel?
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Male 99
people started blaiming these shootings on music/video games/voilent movies/tv yet?
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Male 6,227
@Freddy: LOL. (It was a small, squirrel-sized frypan.)
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Male 11,740
Yep. I deserve that. I totally missed the nevermind. Moron moment for the ferret.
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Male 6,227
~hits Freddyferret upside the head with a frypan~
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Male 1,586
@freddyferret apparently you missed the nevermind.
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Male 11,740
Apparently they missed the shooting at the Empire State Building. Fail. But it`s the Onion, fail is expected.
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Male 220
Uh, no... New York City today!
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Male 2,841
Zombies, shootings, and anarchists oh my!
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Male 2,578
DrProfessor, that`s true. The media has been ginning this all up. For example, outside my apartment a while back there was a triple homicide - out on the street. There were very few reports on it. It wasn`t an exciting story - probably because it was just another 3 gangsters who got killed.

But what annoys me most about the media reports is when they say "semi-automatic pistol". It`s like....duh?
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Male 3,894
@andrew155--it seems to me that the recent trend in "spree shootings" is indicative of how famous the batman shooting got. The media loves nothing more than a good tragedy to ride out.

Remember the "zombie breakout" earlier this summer? Same thing. Big story breaks, then the news dredges up any remotely similar story to nab viewers.
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Female 9,402
I saw it on their website. This is why I love them.
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Female 2,509
Nevermind.

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Male 2,578
"A little to early"
"called it too soon"
"Looks like they spoke too soon"

If you read it, it says "Never mind", below.
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Male 2,578
It seems to me that the recent trend in spree shootings is indicative of some sort of civil strife and unrest manifesting itself. This isn`t normal stuff.
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Male 14,773
Called it too soon.
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Male 5,811
A little too early considering NYC.
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Male 14,330
The Onion has never heard of Oakland, CA apparently...
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Male 15,510
Lol. You did it again The Onion.
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Male 19,840
Link: The Onion On America`s Rash Of Mass Shootings [Pic [Rate Link] - You nailed it again, Onion.
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