Pizza Hut Invents The Super Pan Pizza

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago Weird

What"s so super about it? The crust jizzes out a mixture of cheese and sauce with every bite. GET IN MY BELLY!
There are 34 comments:
Male 500
that half asian guy was hot
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Male 1,627
so its okay when fancy posts ads but not when bots do it?
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Male 323
I-AM-BORED
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Female 298
uh... what? what does a guy proposing in a fast food restaurant (way to go there, by the way. Classy.) have to do with the worthiness of the pizza the chick is about to spill all down her top?
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Male 14,330
Skeetzza!
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Male 2,376
half asian people are really good looking.
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Male 884
Kind of reminded me of a big juicy zit.
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Male 1,016
Happy Endings!!!!
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Male 486
2 girls, one pizza crust?
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Male 14,775
Looks disgusting
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Male 3,081
Taking something that`s existed for years, making it a tiny, tiny, bit different.... isn`t `inventing` it.

unless you`re an Apple lawyer.
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Male 1,178
this is just stuffed crust pizza, we`ve had it in the UK for years...
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Male 36,543
I surely to heaven hope @FancyLad got $$ PAID FOR THIS POST...

Opps, hit teh caps-lock, don`t care enough to correct it...
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Male 1,404
HFCS,GMO, nitrate loaded, hormone added cheese product, ionized salt, crap pie. Eat local not Monsanto.
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Male 1,239
So if I take my romantic interest to PH either myself or them will propose if we order this pizza? And it will jizz with every bite? SOLD
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Male 321
You ruined this for me by saying "jizzes"
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Female 1,205
I love that he proposed in a Pizza Hut and she still said yes! My kind of people :D
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Female 136
Why the frick would any guy prapose to a girl at a pizza hut!? xD
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Male 2,790
who wants to squeeze all that out while trying to eat it? you`d have to pinch the end you weren`t eating off to not get it everywhere
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Male 5,314
only in asia
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Male 2,737
Uh,....no.
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Male 546
@freddyferret
This is actually an ad for Malaysia, see the Maybank logo at the end, and this particular pizza is currently not available in the US. Usually foreign branches of major fast food companies have very little to do with their parent companies in US and they are free to adjust their menus to better suit the local tastes of their native countries. Why that results in monstrosities like this is a mystery to me, but hey, whatever floats their boat.

But you go ahead and pointlessly america bash, it doesn`t make you look like an as*hole at all.
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Male 2,513
What a guy, chose Pizza Hut to pop the question.

I think it was her putting the gooey white stuff into her mouth that sealed the deal for him.
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Male 5,019
Pls don`t call it pizza. Seriusly guys.
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Male 978
so its just stuffed crust with some sauce in it? OMG WORLD FIRST
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Female 158
Nickel2, you are absolutely right. Screw that
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Male 5,874
This strikes me as having the same `mouth-feel` as biting on a deep-fried Mars-bar:
Straight from the fryer to the lips.
Molten lava.
Boiling roofing-bitumen.
Great pain in the roof of the mouth. spitting out bits of boiled mouth-skin mixed with cheese.
Peeling skin from the areas of the face where you did not quite manage to get the bitten-off bit into your mouth, and it dribbled down your chin.
Nope. I shall never try this, and never risk anyone else`s face on it.
(Does sound tasty though)
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Male 15,510
This Ad is extra cheesy
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Male 72
omg they folded the ends of the crust over part of the pizza someone give them a nobel prize
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Male 11,740
Another reason you`re fat America.
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Male 13,624
Ajikan
Your not going for it then I guess 8-)
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Male 1,526
Just show the actual drating product. Not some poo with makeup on. And the drat does proposing have to do with drating pizza. Are they drating inane? Do they actually think thisgnkläd dratING poo dratERS!
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Male 1,526
Marketing that makes me cringe.
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Male 19,882
Link: Pizza Hut Invents The Super Pan Pizza [Rate Link] - What`s so super about it? The crust jizzes out a mixture of cheese and sauce with every bite. GET IN MY BELLY!
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