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Date: 08/29/12 02:57 PM

34 Responses to Pizza Hut Invents The Super Pan Pizza

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18933 posts
    August 29, 2012 at 2:59 pm
    Link: Pizza Hut Invents The Super Pan Pizza - What`s so super about it? The crust jizzes out a mixture of cheese and sauce with every bite. GET IN MY BELLY!
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    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    August 29, 2012 at 3:16 pm
    Marketing that makes me cringe.
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    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    August 29, 2012 at 3:18 pm
    Just show the actual drating product. Not some poo with makeup on. And the drat does proposing have to do with drating pizza. Are they drating inane? Do they actually think thisgnkläd dratING poo dratERS!
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    August 29, 2012 at 3:33 pm
    Your not going for it then I guess 8-)
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    August 29, 2012 at 3:36 pm
    Another reason you`re fat America.
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    sockattack Male 70 +
    72 posts
    August 29, 2012 at 3:38 pm
    omg they folded the ends of the crust over part of the pizza someone give them a nobel prize
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 29, 2012 at 3:39 pm
    This Ad is extra cheesy
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    August 29, 2012 at 3:47 pm
    This strikes me as having the same `mouth-feel` as biting on a deep-fried Mars-bar:
    Straight from the fryer to the lips.
    Molten lava.
    Boiling roofing-bitumen.
    Great pain in the roof of the mouth. spitting out bits of boiled mouth-skin mixed with cheese.
    Peeling skin from the areas of the face where you did not quite manage to get the bitten-off bit into your mouth, and it dribbled down your chin.
    Nope. I shall never try this, and never risk anyone else`s face on it.
    (Does sound tasty though)
  9. Profile photo of Purplefreak
    Purplefreak Female 18-29
    158 posts
    August 29, 2012 at 3:58 pm
    Nickel2, you are absolutely right. Screw that
  10. Profile photo of WorldOfJames
    WorldOfJames Male 18-29
    978 posts
    August 29, 2012 at 4:01 pm
    so its just stuffed crust with some sauce in it? OMG WORLD FIRST
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    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4916 posts
    August 29, 2012 at 4:04 pm
    Pls don`t call it pizza. Seriusly guys.
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    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    August 29, 2012 at 4:16 pm
    What a guy, chose Pizza Hut to pop the question.

    I think it was her putting the gooey white stuff into her mouth that sealed the deal for him.
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    El_Chinche Male 18-29
    546 posts
    August 29, 2012 at 4:19 pm
    This is actually an ad for Malaysia, see the Maybank logo at the end, and this particular pizza is currently not available in the US. Usually foreign branches of major fast food companies have very little to do with their parent companies in US and they are free to adjust their menus to better suit the local tastes of their native countries. Why that results in monstrosities like this is a mystery to me, but hey, whatever floats their boat.

    But you go ahead and pointlessly america bash, it doesn`t make you look like an as*hole at all.
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    August 29, 2012 at 4:26 pm
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    August 29, 2012 at 4:49 pm
    only in asia
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    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    August 29, 2012 at 5:42 pm
    who wants to squeeze all that out while trying to eat it? you`d have to pinch the end you weren`t eating off to not get it everywhere
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    Nova666 Female 18-29
    136 posts
    August 29, 2012 at 7:03 pm
    Why the frick would any guy prapose to a girl at a pizza hut!? xD
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    YugureKage Female 18-29
    1205 posts
    August 29, 2012 at 8:12 pm
    I love that he proposed in a Pizza Hut and she still said yes! My kind of people :D
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    katluver Male 18-29
    321 posts
    August 29, 2012 at 8:31 pm
    You ruined this for me by saying "jizzes"
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    PinkRhoid Male 18-29
    1239 posts
    August 29, 2012 at 9:39 pm
    So if I take my romantic interest to PH either myself or them will propose if we order this pizza? And it will jizz with every bite? SOLD
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    Neagle Male 30-39
    1405 posts
    August 29, 2012 at 10:47 pm
    HFCS,GMO, nitrate loaded, hormone added cheese product, ionized salt, crap pie. Eat local not Monsanto.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33117 posts
    August 30, 2012 at 1:06 am
    I surely to heaven hope @FancyLad got $$ PAID FOR THIS POST...

    Opps, hit teh caps-lock, don`t care enough to correct it...
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    bataleon27 Male 18-29
    1178 posts
    August 30, 2012 at 2:18 am
    this is just stuffed crust pizza, we`ve had it in the UK for years...
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    August 30, 2012 at 5:38 am
    Taking something that`s existed for years, making it a tiny, tiny, bit different.... isn`t `inventing` it.

    unless you`re an Apple lawyer.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14652 posts
    August 30, 2012 at 6:26 am
    Looks disgusting
  26. Profile photo of Barnk
    Barnk Male 30-39
    486 posts
    August 30, 2012 at 7:38 am
    2 girls, one pizza crust?
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    pumba62 Male 40-49
    1018 posts
    August 30, 2012 at 8:26 am
    Happy Endings!!!!
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    An-egg Male 30-39
    885 posts
    August 30, 2012 at 10:53 am
    Kind of reminded me of a big juicy zit.
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    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    August 30, 2012 at 11:12 am
    half asian people are really good looking.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    August 30, 2012 at 11:31 am
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    miasmaat Female 18-29
    298 posts
    August 30, 2012 at 12:46 pm
    uh... what? what does a guy proposing in a fast food restaurant (way to go there, by the way. Classy.) have to do with the worthiness of the pizza the chick is about to spill all down her top?
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    boogarcym Male 40-49
    320 posts
    August 30, 2012 at 1:25 pm
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    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1601 posts
    August 31, 2012 at 12:39 am
    so its okay when fancy posts ads but not when bots do it?
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    eduardoleon Male 18-29
    500 posts
    September 1, 2012 at 4:47 pm
    that half asian guy was hot

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