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Date: 08/22/12 10:47 AM

28 Responses to Newsflash: Kid Breaks Free From Friend Zone [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18930 posts
    August 22, 2012 at 10:47 am
    Link: Newsflash: Kid Breaks Free From Friend Zone - Prediction: It won`t last for long.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 22, 2012 at 10:55 am
    Will last two weeks. After that she will hook up with the D-bag of the group
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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3279 posts
    August 22, 2012 at 11:03 am
    And from a New Jerseyian at that! Amazing!
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    guess_who Male 18-29
    23 posts
    August 22, 2012 at 11:03 am
    LOL, that friend zone sucks!
    been there, couldn`t break free
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    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    August 22, 2012 at 11:13 am
    Good job man
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    Spearman113 Male 18-29
    209 posts
    August 22, 2012 at 11:14 am
    It took me a year and a half, but I did it too. It`s been the best two years of my life!
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    nickcvercko Male 30-39
    40 posts
    August 22, 2012 at 12:17 pm
    I agree that dudes need to quit whining about the "friendzone" thing, but this is pretty funny.
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    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    August 22, 2012 at 12:41 pm
    This so called "friendzone" of yours is irrelevant when you have duct tape.
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    apk892 Male 13-17
    183 posts
    August 22, 2012 at 12:59 pm
    treat a girl like a princess and shell give you a hug then run away for the guy that treats her like dirt. facts of life
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    Dioskouri Male 18-29
    10 posts
    August 22, 2012 at 1:16 pm
    I want to talk to that guy, he unlocked the secret most of us search for.
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4896 posts
    August 22, 2012 at 2:27 pm
    He probably came into some cash recently, like a inheritance or lawsuit, then she realized that he is boyfriend material.
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    winwallimsd Female 50-59
    12 posts
    August 22, 2012 at 4:01 pm
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    intrigid Male 18-29
    914 posts
    August 22, 2012 at 4:27 pm
    "treat a girl like a princess and shell give you a hug then run away for the guy that treats her like dirt. facts of life"

    What I`m having to learn the hard way, and what "nice guys" need to ask themselves, is this. If you want her to be your girlfriend, not just your friend, then why, oh WHY, are you treating her like she`s a friend, and not like she`s your girlfriend?
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    intrigid Male 18-29
    914 posts
    August 22, 2012 at 4:28 pm
    And for guys that feel like they`re getting friendzoned, take a look in the mirror. You just might be doing as much, if not more, of the friendzoning, without even realizing it.
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    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    August 22, 2012 at 5:00 pm
    I call shopped
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    Zuriel Male 30-39
    554 posts
    August 22, 2012 at 5:58 pm
    best friend that takes three C-Batteries !
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    Zach82 Male 30-39
    319 posts
    August 22, 2012 at 6:58 pm
    Howabout just telling the girl how you feel?
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    JDplaysFF Male 30-39
    626 posts
    August 22, 2012 at 7:03 pm
    Girls who think a guy can be "too nice" shouldn`t be allowed to use the "men are jerks" complaint.

    May seem like a side topic, but it seems to me the majority of girls friendzoning decent guys always scream the loudest about male pigs.
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    oamon Male 30-39
    2 posts
    August 22, 2012 at 11:05 pm
    beware of best friends
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    biscuitbaske Male 18-29
    11 posts
    August 23, 2012 at 12:05 am
    Deh-shay, deh-shay, bah-sah-rah, deh-shay, deh-shay, bah-sah-rah, deh-shay, deh-shay bah-sah-rah...
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    August 23, 2012 at 2:54 am
    Oh my god... this will have dire repercussions on the space-time continuum.
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    Zeegrr60 Male 40-49
    2106 posts
    August 23, 2012 at 6:57 am
    Awesome!
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    nakoninja Male 18-29
    354 posts
    August 23, 2012 at 7:06 am
    The friend zone doesnt exist. if someone isnt interested they arent interested simple as that. If you have ever had someone interested in you that you didnt like... well congrats you "friendzoned" them.

    also to any "nice" guy that complains girls only go after "bad boys". are you really nice? sounds like you are being nice to get something out of it. thats what douchebags do. if you were truly nice then you would be happy that they found someone and you would be willing to try again.

    one poster said something about stop acting like the friend if you want to be the boyfriend. he is dead on. dont just be nice and hang out if you wanna date. by doing that you remove yourself from their eyes as date material. flirt with them. talk with them. and here is the big one... TELL THEM. i have seen to many guys say they got "friend zoned" when they havent even told the girl they like her.

    all in all grow up and grow
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    August 23, 2012 at 7:48 am
    "The friend zone doesnt exist. if someone isnt interested they arent interested simple as that. If you have ever had someone interested in you that you didnt like... well congrats you "friendzoned" them. "

    Hey congratulations you just invalidated your sentence within your own sentence.
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    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    August 23, 2012 at 1:52 pm
    And there was much rejoicing in the world, for Chad had finally found his way from the depths of the Friend Zone. There were even unicorns and poo...you guys shoulda seen it...
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    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    August 23, 2012 at 1:53 pm
    nakoninja: shut the drat up dweeb :|
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    CreamK Male 40-49
    1423 posts
    August 23, 2012 at 4:14 pm
    Friend zone is real and is just abuse of trust and affection. Very selfish behaviour, cut it off in the beginning, everybody`s better off.. Some of those poor guys get to spend years or decades traumatized by the experience. Been there me self, didn`t go that far, it`s just self-flagellation of the soul, tried the move ie made a date, tried the move, it didn`t stick, it sucked but better to get it quickly over than let it continue.. On the next one i broke the friendzone quickly and spent the next three years in relationship hell watching ones mental health deteriorate before me eyes but that`s another matter... I`ve noticed that since my strength is inside my head, i need to friend people first and charm them later but not too late.. To those thinking about the "benefits of friendzone", don`t, it`s an illusion, it`s not real and will cause major malfunctions later in life.
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    August 23, 2012 at 4:55 pm
    lulz!

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