Never Touch Another Man`s Leftover Pizza [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago Funny

No judge would convict him either.
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Male 101
@ferdyfred

lrn2copypasta
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Male 5,413
Murdering poo....doesn`t seem that bad. But don`t touch peoples pizza, yeah.
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Male 453
Just so long as he washes his hands afterwards.
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Male 13,624
SpaceRanger
Male, 30-39, Western US
89 Posts Wednesday, August 8, 2012 10:07:01 PM
I would lace the pizza with laxatives if i saw that note

I`d lace it with Godzilla, King Kong, and Chuck Norris to make sure
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Male 29
Pizza Hut: Their cardboard boxes is actually tastier than there pizzas. How dafuq is that possible?
Papa Johns: Eh. Free pizza is free Pizza.
Domino`s Pizza: Do they even exist? ,_, I`ve Lived in 5 different cities in my life time and none of them had one.
Pizza from the vending machine in Wal*Mart:
DAFUQ!? SORCERY!!! *Spends money*
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Male 101
I would lace the pizza with laxatives if i saw that note
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Male 13
Yeah....no...I`ve had cardboard that looks better than that pizza. Was more filling too.
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Male 1,793
anyone eating papa johns pizza has nothing to say about good pizza..
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Male 96
I`m eating papa johns right now. I completely identify with this.
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Male 4,793
" Looks like Domino`s. Love that crust. "

Looks like frozen pizza. Which I guess is pretty similar to Domino`s.
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Male 884
But it is MY pizza!
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Male 3,310
That doesn`t look like the kind of pizza I would give a crap about someone grabbing. I`ve got another $3 and a frozen section just waiting.
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Male 1,083
@ScottSerious whose?!
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Male 177
Looks like Domino`s. Love that crust.
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Male 15,510
I think he is serious
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Male 5,314
what a coincidence, i`m eating left over pizza!
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Male 19,838
Link: Never Touch Another Man`s Leftover Pizza [Pic] [Rate Link] - No judge would convict him either.
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