Meanwhile in Canada: The Heist Of The Year? [Pic+]

Submitted by: An-egg 4 years ago in Weird

Sticky-fingered thief bring Canada to its knees!
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Male 273
whyme73 wins. my first thought too lol
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Male 5,617
"why are they talking about maple syrup reserves as if it`s vital to life? It`s not water, it`s damn syrup. Would it really matter if the supply was interrupted..."
You sound like you have $30M to spare. You should lend it to them so no one is laid off...
That`s probably going to devastate several towns.
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Male 453
The global strategic maple syrup reserve?!

Holy crap, the Canadians take their pancakes seriously.
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Male 2,860
Meh. Prefer treacle.
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Male 1,178
why are they talking about maple syrup reserves as if it`s vital to life? It`s not water, it`s damn syrup. Would it really matter if the supply was interrupted...
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Male 469
Heisenberg.
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Male 1,243
that syrup is pretty expensive everywhere... but a necessary ingredient for...
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Male 4,893

Only in Canada! It`s like the Canadian Fort Knox. Are they holdin out for the December doomsday? Is there a separate reserve for Canadian bacon?

This smells like the work of the notorious Butterworth cartel. They have been known to have sticky fingers.
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Male 13,624
``Drums of Maple syrup are stacked in the International Strategic Reserve``

What for? Zombie attack?
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Male 2,841
Guess the fake bacon isn`t worth as much.
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Male 37,888
I... have an alibi!
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Male 2,469
That does it! Pancakes for dinner!
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Male 3,147
Who the drat knew there was a `global strategic maple syrup reserve`?!

Is that just bullpoo speak for `price-fixing stash`?
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Male 5,811
LOL @McGovern
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Male 14,334
First joo get dee syrup, den u get dee money, den u get dee power, den joo get dee women!
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Male 1,206
A sad day for pancakes and waffles, to be sure.
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Male 884
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