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Date: 08/08/12 08:04 AM

20 Responses to Man, Surprisingly Chill About Almost Being Killed

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    August 8, 2012 at 8:06 am
    Link: Man, Surprisingly Chill About Almost Being Killed - How many f*cks given? Zero.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    August 8, 2012 at 8:24 am
    With that Kenny Rogers hair/beard and those sunglasses you have to be cool as a cucumber.
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    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    August 8, 2012 at 8:26 am
    He sounds like he has experience in these matters...
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36204 posts
    August 8, 2012 at 8:48 am

    Hit Man: one job you can`t outsource to India.
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    jerdboy Male 18-29
    130 posts
    August 8, 2012 at 8:55 am
    I want him to be my granddad.
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    Mikeoxsbiggg Male 30-39
    1502 posts
    August 8, 2012 at 9:05 am
    You can get that done for 20$ if you have a crackhead nearby.

    Some people just don`t know about the usefullnes of your everyday crackhead.
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    August 8, 2012 at 9:12 am
    HA
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    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    August 8, 2012 at 9:13 am
    Awesome :-)
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    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    August 8, 2012 at 10:13 am
    I like how he knows the current rates on hit-man-for hire.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 8, 2012 at 11:23 am
    So this is what Santa does the rest of the year
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    PhantomGh0st Male 18-29
    261 posts
    August 8, 2012 at 12:06 pm
    The last time I had someone killed by a hit man properly he was asking for at least $10k, and from out of town.
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    August 8, 2012 at 1:51 pm
    So awesome! XD
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    SFVitale Male 40-49
    441 posts
    August 8, 2012 at 2:24 pm
    Someone wants to kill a used car salesman? Huh, go figure.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31783 posts
    August 8, 2012 at 2:47 pm
    "You get what you pay for."
    The motto of the used car salesman...
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    FredSpudman Male 18-29
    653 posts
    August 8, 2012 at 2:55 pm
    This made me happy.
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    bordo Male 50-59
    907 posts
    August 8, 2012 at 3:52 pm
    Now she`ll know how to do it next time.
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    inversegrav Male 30-39
    770 posts
    August 8, 2012 at 3:59 pm
    This is just so amazingly cool. that guy is showing all win.
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    KtySpix Male 18-29
    621 posts
    August 8, 2012 at 5:27 pm
    This guy is supremely cool.

    "Two grand is not enough to get that kind of work done right"
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    August 8, 2012 at 8:41 pm
    I`m not that far from KC. I think I`ll buy my next car from this guy.

    In case you`re interested:

    George Cascone, Owner
    Cascone`s Used Cars Sales
    8131 N Oak Trfy
    Kansas City, MO 64118-1266

    Phone: (816) 436-7474
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    August 9, 2012 at 7:22 am
    I wouldn`t want to be in his wife`s shoes right now. No doubt he`s going to show her how to get the job done right.

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