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Date: 08/21/12 07:24 AM

23 Responses to Lady Pictured In Newspaper Pouring Gas? [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18831 posts
    August 21, 2012 at 7:25 am
    Link: Lady Pictured In Newspaper Pouring Gas? - What kind of dummy fills their gas tank like this?
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    August 21, 2012 at 7:32 am
    I guess it`s possible that`s just her taking the nozzle out, perhaps while still pressing the trigger? I can`t imagine anyone doing it this way, it wouldn`t even work on most modern cars.
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    WorldOfJames Male 18-29
    978 posts
    August 21, 2012 at 7:44 am
    answer: a moron.
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    that1joshguy Male 18-29
    232 posts
    August 21, 2012 at 7:48 am
    its not always a good idea to pull out
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    August 21, 2012 at 7:48 am
    "Dang. I cain`t get the gas stream into the car `cuz my hands are shakin`. Lemme light a cig to calm my nerves."
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    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    August 21, 2012 at 7:51 am
    Was about to say the same as patch. Modern cars and even pump nozzles will not allow you to remove while in use, or use when not in a container or vehicle.
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    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    August 21, 2012 at 7:52 am
    Obviously an employee at the refinery, she fills truck tanks the same way.
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    SFVitale Male 40-49
    441 posts
    August 21, 2012 at 8:28 am
    Why`s the hose between her legs? This girl wants to be a boy. Lets all chip in and get her a sex change.
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    putzco Male 30-39
    213 posts
    August 21, 2012 at 8:33 am
    I think I understand now how that fire started on Aug. 6th.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36663 posts
    August 21, 2012 at 9:01 am

    A guy could`a got the stream to hit the tank.
    just sayin`
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14621 posts
    August 21, 2012 at 9:54 am
    She`s desperate to avoid penetration.
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    DingDingDong Male 30-39
    1511 posts
    August 21, 2012 at 10:39 am
    lol, why would they use that photo??? hahaha
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    syke22 Male 18-29
    1136 posts
    August 21, 2012 at 10:47 am
    She didn`t want the resell value of the car to go down. Once it`s been penetrated, it`s never the same.
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    saaytin Male 18-29
    171 posts
    August 21, 2012 at 11:50 am
    Expert Mode!
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    Magickrat Male 40-49
    535 posts
    August 21, 2012 at 12:41 pm
    Shopped - The nozzle wouldn`t click on if the bellows aren`t compressed...
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 21, 2012 at 1:53 pm
    She must be extremely religious
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    Swash Male 30-39
    224 posts
    August 21, 2012 at 3:20 pm
    Best guess is she`s just finished filling up and pulled the nozzle out - there`s usually still a bit of fuel left in the nozzle, especially if you`ve completely filled the tank.
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    Zuriel Male 30-39
    554 posts
    August 21, 2012 at 3:30 pm
    looks like she made it happy... "pre"-gas
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32796 posts
    August 21, 2012 at 4:30 pm
    VV I think @Swash has the correct answer!
    Nice one mate!
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    avail9988 Male 18-29
    700 posts
    August 21, 2012 at 6:43 pm
    "Shopped - The nozzle wouldn`t click on if the bellows aren`t compressed..."

    They dont let you have any fun in the USA do they?
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    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    August 21, 2012 at 6:52 pm
    "The nozzle wouldn`t click on if the bellows aren`t compressed"

    Not true at all. I just pumped 3 containers of gas at a brand new get-go where I live and there is no "compression" needed for the handle to be squeezed and gas to start flowing. For compression to occur you first need something to be air tight which would make it impossible to fill a gas container wouldn`t it...
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    August 21, 2012 at 9:18 pm
    I remember when gas was $.25/gal.

    This month gas went UP $.25/gal.

    O-ba-muh! O-ba-muh! O-ba-muh!
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7738 posts
    August 22, 2012 at 6:10 am
    Rachel Lamke, that`s who.

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