I Carry Mah Beer Betwixt Mah Bewbs [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago in Misc

What you can"t see is the rest of the six-pack in there.
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Female 337
.... Kelly Clarkson?
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Male 325
That`s disgusting! - Warm beer!
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Male 884
"Hey boys! My face is up here."
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Male 2,178
Texas Ranger fan...typical.
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Male 1,510
So dumb, those beers are getting warm, yuck.
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Male 926
[quote]I just -despise- the look on her face. It`s the look I get for being slimmer than some other females. I thank God I`m not thicker, but this is just how my genes work, lady, so don`t stare at me like that. I don`t stare at you because you have a bit more weight on yourself than I do.
Anyway.. I went to Las Vegas around 3 years ago and brought back one of those aluminum bottles as a souvenir, not knowing at the time that they apparently sell them here.[/quote]

This is why I have women problems. I so much as glance at another woman, and the girl I`m with has envisioned an entire screen play where I bent the woman I glanced at over the kitchen sink, complete with dialogue where I tell the other woman how fat my current woman is. Then, in reality, I`m left trying to figure out what I just did to piss her off, and round and round the circle we go...

I effing hate women. Damn you all and your irresistible body parts. Damn you all to hell.
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Male 11,739
It`s the only way she can get guys to look at her chest.
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Male 1,056
"Where are the peanuts?"

They`re with the hot dogs under her stomach roll.
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Male 2,112
Where are the peanuts?
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Female 1,478
I just -despise- the look on her face. It`s the look I get for being slimmer than some other females. I thank God I`m not thicker, but this is just how my genes work, lady, so don`t stare at me like that. I don`t stare at you because you have a bit more weight on yourself than I do.
Anyway.. I went to Las Vegas around 3 years ago and brought back one of those aluminum bottles as a souvenir, not knowing at the time that they apparently sell them here.
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Male 38,989
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Male 4,891
I call those brewbies.
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Male 144
Makes sense. Summer games in Arlington, TX are only about a 100 degrees. Good on fatty.
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Male 15,510
I prefer my beverage cold
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Male 2,424
Bet she could use that front-bump too.
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Male 20,502
Link: I Carry Mah Beer Betwixt Mah Bewbs [Pic] [Rate Link] - What you can`t see is the rest of the six-pack in there.
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