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I Carry Mah Beer Betwixt Mah Bewbs [Pic]

What you can”t see is the rest of the six-pack in there.

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LBC bon vivant, short skirt historian, born-again empathizer, rock n' roll raconteur and first-and-foremost a family tripper.

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Date: 08/01/12 09:45 AM

16 Responses to I Carry Mah Beer Betwixt Mah Bewbs [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    19250 posts
    August 1, 2012 at 9:39 am
    Link: I Carry Mah Beer Betwixt Mah Bewbs - What you can`t see is the rest of the six-pack in there.
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    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    August 1, 2012 at 9:49 am
    Bet she could use that front-bump too.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15510 posts
    August 1, 2012 at 9:53 am
    I prefer my beverage cold
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    WesleyV78 Male 30-39
    144 posts
    August 1, 2012 at 10:15 am
    Makes sense. Summer games in Arlington, TX are only about a 100 degrees. Good on fatty.
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4888 posts
    August 1, 2012 at 10:22 am
    I call those brewbies.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    37897 posts
    August 1, 2012 at 10:23 am
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    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    August 1, 2012 at 10:26 am
    I just -despise- the look on her face. It`s the look I get for being slimmer than some other females. I thank God I`m not thicker, but this is just how my genes work, lady, so don`t stare at me like that. I don`t stare at you because you have a bit more weight on yourself than I do.
    Anyway.. I went to Las Vegas around 3 years ago and brought back one of those aluminum bottles as a souvenir, not knowing at the time that they apparently sell them here.
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    handimanner Male 60-69
    2093 posts
    August 1, 2012 at 12:02 pm
    Where are the peanuts?
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    nettech98 Male 50-59
    1043 posts
    August 1, 2012 at 2:12 pm
    "Where are the peanuts?"

    They`re with the hot dogs under her stomach roll.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11740 posts
    August 1, 2012 at 2:24 pm
    It`s the only way she can get guys to look at her chest.
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    maddux32 Male 30-39
    926 posts
    August 1, 2012 at 3:42 pm
    I just -despise- the look on her face. It`s the look I get for being slimmer than some other females. I thank God I`m not thicker, but this is just how my genes work, lady, so don`t stare at me like that. I don`t stare at you because you have a bit more weight on yourself than I do.
    Anyway.. I went to Las Vegas around 3 years ago and brought back one of those aluminum bottles as a souvenir, not knowing at the time that they apparently sell them here.

    This is why I have women problems. I so much as glance at another woman, and the girl I`m with has envisioned an entire screen play where I bent the woman I glanced at over the kitchen sink, complete with dialogue where I tell the other woman how fat my current woman is. Then, in reality, I`m left trying to figure out what I just did to piss her off, and round and round the circle we go...

    I effing hate women. Damn you all and your irresistible body parts. Damn you all to hell.
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    DingDingDong Male 30-39
    1511 posts
    August 1, 2012 at 7:30 pm
    So dumb, those beers are getting warm, yuck.
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    Zeegrr60 Male 40-49
    2116 posts
    August 2, 2012 at 5:39 am
    Texas Ranger fan...typical.
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    An-egg Male 30-39
    884 posts
    August 2, 2012 at 6:36 am
    "Hey boys! My face is up here."
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    boogarcym Male 40-49
    322 posts
    August 2, 2012 at 1:01 pm
    That`s disgusting! - Warm beer!
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    LadyKonFuze Female 18-29
    337 posts
    August 2, 2012 at 1:01 pm
    .... Kelly Clarkson?

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