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Date: 08/21/12 01:54 PM

17 Responses to Hey Bro, You Just Parked In The Douche Zone [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    19246 posts
    August 21, 2012 at 1:55 pm
    Link: Hey Bro, You Just Parked In The Douche Zone - How is that NOT a raised pick-up truck?
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15510 posts
    August 21, 2012 at 1:57 pm
    What ever happen with the ChineseGirlFind.com ads :-(
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    4027 posts
    August 21, 2012 at 2:07 pm
    parked in a handicap space perhaps? i know when i see some able-bodied person with no handicap plates on their vehicle parking there, all i want to do is take a louisville slugger and just DEMOLISH their ride.
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3299 posts
    August 21, 2012 at 2:22 pm
    "parked in a handicap space perhaps?" No. If you look closely at the upper right hand corner of the picture, you can see the curb. I`m with you on the handicap spot thing. I always was, but then my wife got arthritis in her ankle, and she has a hang tag. When we go somewhere and people are parked without the plates or tags, it gets me so mad now. I even tell her not to park in the spot when she`s staying in the car and I`m running in. It`s for her, not for me. So if she`s not getting in or out of the car, it shouldn`t be used.
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    An-egg Male 30-39
    884 posts
    August 21, 2012 at 2:26 pm
    It looks like the fire lane I often see lazy people parked in outside the local supermarket.
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    helix25 Male 18-29
    165 posts
    August 21, 2012 at 3:33 pm
    My mom would deflate people`s tires in France when they were parked on handicapped spots :)

    They couldn`t call cops, because they`d get fined...
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    marcus2 Male 13-17
    677 posts
    August 21, 2012 at 4:28 pm
    @helix25
    And the fine in France is huge! 1000 Euros, I believe. It should be like that everywhere, I think.
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    helix25 Male 18-29
    165 posts
    August 21, 2012 at 5:41 pm
    @marcus2, it`s also quite hard to get a placard in the first place! You don`t see corvettes park and then a 400 lb person come out haha.
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    pfkdxius Male 18-29
    314 posts
    August 21, 2012 at 6:52 pm
    It`s not a raised pickup truck because the running-board goes all the way to the back wheel. Probably a huge SUV.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    August 21, 2012 at 8:33 pm
    Fancy, when are you going to have an automatic delete on spammers, like anything with more than one dollar sign, "jeans" or "Gucci"? A lot of us are really getting POed at all the comment space being dominated by these jerks.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15832 posts
    August 21, 2012 at 9:52 pm
    I don`t think the "douche zone" is the handicapped parking space. Rather, it`s the no-parking zone at the end of the aisle nearest the store marked by yellow stripes. Whenever I see someone parked there, I leave my cart against the driver`s door so they at least have to move it. I wish there were some way to get everyone to do this. Imagine when they come out to find their car completely surrounded to 30-40 carts. It would be sublime.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6737 posts
    August 22, 2012 at 12:20 am
    If you`re going to rip something off Reddit at least put in the backstory FFS.

    Guy continually parked in the fire lane.
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    handimanner Male 60-69
    2093 posts
    August 22, 2012 at 7:23 am
    Mom!!???
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    SFVitale Male 40-49
    441 posts
    August 22, 2012 at 8:17 am
    "You just parked in the douche zone." That`s what she said.
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    ExtraCredit Male 50-59
    453 posts
    August 22, 2012 at 8:31 am
    I`m going to start carrying sidewalk chalk in my vehicle. Brilliant.
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    Izroth Female 30-39
    154 posts
    August 22, 2012 at 8:38 am
    @OldOllie great idea, I hate people that are just LAZY!!!
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    An-egg Male 30-39
    884 posts
    August 22, 2012 at 8:41 pm
    Lipstick on the windshield is hard to remove and smudges everywhere when you try to remove it. Just sayin`.

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