Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: Season 1 Episode 1

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago in Entertainment

Yep, the entire first episode. Sorry.
There are 51 comments:
Female 233
ok, they`re fat rednecks, but they`ve got a roof over their heads which is more than can be said of a lot of people in the states; this family are lucky. They`re a family that love each other and stay together which, again, is more than can be said of a lot of families now. The mama DOES try to get the best out of her kids and do well for them. so what if a 17 year old is pregnant? with the support of her awesome family, she`s gonna do fine. so what if a kid is chunky and does pageants? she`s not being forced into it, she WANTS to do them.
also, where can I get in on that mud action? `cos I REALLY want to do that.
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Male 139
holy poo skipped through it found out the mother weighs E than she resets the poo and it says 309 pounds, and than she tries to call herself "jabba the hutt" but she was like jahotta lol. this poo right here is crazy.
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Female 500
o_e what. Am I watching? *quit at 6:58*
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Male 15,832
[quote]Does this site offer a way to edit your own post?[/quote]
Even better, just hit your Back button, edit the text, and hit Post Reply. Then delete the earlier post.
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Male 15,832
We should make captured terrorists watch this.
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Female 1,516
How much you weight Momma? "E." LMAO!
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Female 73
holy poo they are actually a normal family, they can all lose some fat though... lots
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Female 65
I get they are happy but the way they raise those girls! My kids talk NORMAL. They do not try to act like they are something they are not. I HATE this show! HAAAAAAAAAAAATE IT!
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Female 85
i dont care what you idiots say, they are a cute, happy family that dont care what anyone has to say about the way they live. more power to them.
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Male 707
My God. You`re right, MrJB..
I guess 7-8 years on I-A-B has robbed every piece of dignity i once had.
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Male 15,187
Child . protective . services. That is all.
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Male 208
I would not keep up with the show but before all of you get on your high horse, if you bothered to watch the episode you would see the family is a very happy one. They are striving to be healthier I mean what more could you ask for.
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Female 1,515
Not that I agree with Child Pageants or Toddlers and Tiaras in general, but people saying this is a messed up family is kind of retarded. Yeah they might not be the brightest crayons in the box but they have fun together, they obviously have good relationships with each other and they support each other. A lot of families can`t say that, and those are some of the most important things we cherish about family. So despite being rednecks and the fact that they have bad eating habits, I think this is actually a nice family. And also, I think they are all hilarious.
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Male 159
so happy i have a life and don`t watch poo like this.....


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Male 64
Why did any of you watch this? Seriously, I have no respect for anyone who sat through this POS.
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Female 2,691
This kid is a baby beauty pageant contestant? Seriously? She is fat and homely. I guess the Toddler/Tiara standards of beauty are really, really low.
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Female 1,203
so of all the things that disgust me about this...the fact that we are rewarding such idiocy by giving them a show is probably what makes me the most angry.

That aside...anyone find it hilarious that a black dude is sporting the confederate flag at 6:16?
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Male 2,436
God I hate TLC. This (and the rest of thier shows) makes me want to call my cable company and DEMAND they remove TLC from the channel line up and give me back Speedchannel! But I don`t pay for cable... so I`m not calling.
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Male 1,341
I`ve been with my wife for about 10 years. Ever since I`ve been with her, her mother had her sister dress in skimpy clothing and cake on make up for these stupid "cheer leading" and dance competitions. I warned them all it would happen, but they wouldn`t listen. Now they are all wondering why she is such a slut at 16.
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Male 3,619
SHE IS NOT WINNING PAGANTS BECAUSE SHE IS FAT. SHE IS FAT BECAUSE YOU FEED HER CHEESE BALLS FOR BREAKFAST.

this is not a pretty and natural kind of fat, like fat is suppose to do for you. it is the kind of fat that looks bad to the human eye because we are programmed to not look like that for a reason.
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Male 3,619
what a damaged family...
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Male 2,790
Disgusting. everything about them.
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Male 40,382
[quote]Does this site offer a way to edit your own post?[/quote]
@TheOrigin: Copy your mistake-filled post, paste it into the reply box & fix it.
Quotes and links will be all messed up, requiring extra fixing.
Be sure to delete the first one - only way to edit here!

The mom is a freakshow all by herself...
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Male 500
Does this site offer a way to edit your own post?

Let me see if I got this straight: mom is 32. The eldest daughter is 17 and coincidentally pregnant.

Somehow, I think that her mom is brewing a decent trauma for the kid as with every defeat the kid gets hurt and disappointed. And let`s face it, she is ugly. Apart from the notion that beauty pageants for her age group are among the most idiotic ideas I had the displeasure of hearing about, the kid will be scarred for life along the way.
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Male 500
When that thing chuckles it sounds like a pig squeel. Around the 4:30 mark. Which is as far as I could endure by the way.

Some people should not be allowed to breed.
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Male 1,949
I think it`s funny they need subtitles, I think their definition of "investment" is far different than mine, and I can`t wait until they all die. I will not be attending the funeral.
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Male 2,214
Kill it with Fire!!!
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Male 113
Its like watching a train wreck. You dont want to watch but you cant stop yourself from looking
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Male 15,510
Things like this really shadow things like the Olympics achievements or the ongoing Mars mission :-(
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Male 1,341
I was able to watch two minutes before I literally almost vomited.... I just ate lunch, that was a terrible idea.
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Female 4,359
dear god.
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Male 2,516
Stop giving this thing attention.
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Male 51
Wow three shows in one.... The Biggest Loser, Teen Mom, and Toddler n` Tiaras..... Go `Merica
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Male 178
I feel sad now.......
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Male 78
Joel McKail said it best when he called the mom a talking thumb.
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Male 1,313
Kill them all. Let God sort th.. drat it, God doesn`t give a poo about us anymore. This is obviously hell.
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Male 762
Congrats... your family needs subtitles.
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Male 2,384
nope.... moving on
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Male 4,745
Someone should take her kids away so they have a chance at a normal life.
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Female 2,549
Watched the whole damn thing -- Why am I so interested in this ...
They are Normal for them folks. Mimi`s fat but she keeps the house clean and four kids reasonably under control. That kid is happy and some times hopped up.
There are worst things really.
I am loosing interest in them :-)
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Female 267
@ deputy - We Americans raise our eyebrows at this too. When they appeared on Toddlers and Tiaras, they were so train-wrecky that people talked about them non-stop for weeks after their appearance - so much so, that TLC decided to give them their own show. :|
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Male 144
So the woman with a chineck complains about a flesh eating bacteria? Well, priorities have to start somewhere, I guess.
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Male 4,860
Well this is a new record for me. I made it 10 minutes watching the House of Carters (Never knew Nick and Aaron Carter were such white trash). I could only last 5 minutes with Honey Boo Boo. Love that they had to use subtitles.
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Male 39,614

Fancy...why do you hate us?
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Male 2,552
Ugh--Why?!
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Male 448
Aaarghhh, and americans wonders why everywhere outside america people raise eyebrows at this?
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Male 1,836
Kill it with a coors light wind chime
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Male 441
Here comes Honey Boo Boo? No. There goes me and my barf bag.
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Male 5,811
If you`re sorry then why post this tripe? Can I give negative stars?
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Male 20,829
Link: Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: Season 1 Episode 1 [Rate Link] - Yep, the entire first episode. Sorry.
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