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Date: 08/02/12 08:15 AM

47 Responses to Desperate Boy Looks For A Girlfriend Online

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18829 posts
    August 2, 2012 at 8:08 am
    Link: Desperate Boy Looks For A Girlfriend Online - I`m almost positive that the making of this video has knocked his chances of finding a girlfriend to zero.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    August 2, 2012 at 8:19 am
    Protip: Put your shirt on at least.
  3. Profile photo of skytz1337
    skytz1337 Male 18-29
    687 posts
    August 2, 2012 at 8:29 am
    ok...can someone explain me how a internet girlfriend works? sexting and pictures...wtf?
    He said he`s looking for a model type body..but he thinks that Snooki is hot ...just stop there!
    Also..anyone else got the feeling that he`s kinda gayish?

  4. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    August 2, 2012 at 8:34 am
    OK OK I get it, you want to make a viral video by acting like an insane human who is trying to make sense of something geez.
  5. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36646 posts
    August 2, 2012 at 8:37 am

    That`s a boy?

    O_O

    You`re sure?
  6. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    August 2, 2012 at 8:40 am
    Yeah this is also horribly fake. If he is legitimately that delusional then he has a long road of herma-daphodites in his future.
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    palmer050 Male 18-29
    24 posts
    August 2, 2012 at 8:42 am
    For a desperate guy he has a lot of needs! Haha dumb little fat kid needs a reality check.
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    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    August 2, 2012 at 8:43 am
    Either trolling or he has Asberger`s.
    Either way.. I got through about a minute of this video.
  9. Profile photo of MrOrange
    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    August 2, 2012 at 8:46 am
    hah, the vid keeps freezing on me right after he say`s hermafrodite, he`s got his mouth open and fear in his eyes.
  10. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36646 posts
    August 2, 2012 at 8:51 am

    Yer gotta watch out fer dem hefamrodites and eethists. Dale trick you fo sho.
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    cartright Male 30-39
    58 posts
    August 2, 2012 at 9:03 am
    See I told you I wasn`t gay, I made this video to prove it!
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    August 2, 2012 at 9:05 am
    Herma-dafo-dite....LMAO!! And he has pretty high standards for an oompa-loompa!
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    Ilikelogic Male 40-49
    550 posts
    August 2, 2012 at 9:20 am
    Rolling on the floor laughing.
    Worth watching every second.

    On the other hand, his desperation to find a girlfriend makes me think back some 35 years...
  14. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    August 2, 2012 at 9:32 am
    What you mean no Asian girls? Who doesn`t like Asian girls!?

  15. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    August 2, 2012 at 9:37 am
    @edana: Be careful with those pics, or you`ll give McGovern a heart attack.
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    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    August 2, 2012 at 9:42 am
    If this is not a parody then please send a TV crew to his house on the double.
    This is thereality show I have been eating for.
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    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    August 2, 2012 at 9:45 am
    *waiting. For
  18. Profile photo of jamie76
    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    August 2, 2012 at 9:48 am
    hermo-daferdites...

    this guy has to be trolling...if not, he is proof of what happens when you subvert Darwin`s ideas on natural selection.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 2, 2012 at 9:48 am
    A mass murdered on the making
  20. Profile photo of wowcow
    wowcow Male 30-39
    83 posts
    August 2, 2012 at 9:52 am
    Fat BJ lips? LOL WTF
  21. Profile photo of twitchy11B
    twitchy11B Male 18-29
    124 posts
    August 2, 2012 at 9:53 am
    Iam not going to hell right? i think i laughed so hard im going to hell. I feel bad for him, i really do.
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    Mikeoxsbiggg Male 30-39
    1502 posts
    August 2, 2012 at 10:01 am
    HERMADAFIDITE FOR PRESIDENT
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    broizfam Male 60-69
    4845 posts
    August 2, 2012 at 10:04 am
    I think he needs to stay with on-line contacts.

    @patchgrabber: I hope you`re right but I suspect it`s legitimate.

    @edana: Don`t listen to patchgrabber! Keep sending those pics.
  24. Profile photo of LordJim
    LordJim Male 60-69
    6924 posts
    August 2, 2012 at 10:04 am
    Shennanigans.
  25. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    August 2, 2012 at 10:23 am
    Don`t listen to patchgrabber! Keep sending those pics.
    Au contraire, I like the pics. But I also like McGovern and don`t want him to die from asian overload. He`s had a lot of overstimulation from all those spam-bot asian girl pics recently.
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    iGamer Male 18-29
    192 posts
    August 2, 2012 at 10:41 am
    this can`t be real.
  27. Profile photo of fancythat
    fancythat Male 30-39
    1950 posts
    August 2, 2012 at 10:46 am
    How is this kid not already beat up?
  28. Profile photo of LordJim
    LordJim Male 60-69
    6924 posts
    August 2, 2012 at 11:03 am
    Oh, come on. This is clearly a joke. Not just because the alternative is unthinkable but some of it was piling Pelion on Ossa.
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3908 posts
    August 2, 2012 at 11:27 am
    It has to be real, they don`t allow you to post sh*t on the internet unless it it`s real.
  30. Profile photo of Zeegrr60
    Zeegrr60 Male 40-49
    2106 posts
    August 2, 2012 at 11:28 am
    Let`s start a fund to get him a hooker.
  31. Profile photo of sprinkies
    sprinkies Female 18-29
    172 posts
    August 2, 2012 at 11:29 am
    this has to be a joke
  32. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    August 2, 2012 at 11:30 am
    Fake, but entertaining.
  33. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36646 posts
    August 2, 2012 at 11:34 am

    "Athletic body"


  34. Profile photo of Ozmose
    Ozmose Male 30-39
    448 posts
    August 2, 2012 at 11:41 am
    Based on this vid, I think he would have better luck looking for an online boyfriend.
  35. Profile photo of jamie76
    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    August 2, 2012 at 11:53 am
    Thursday, August 02, 2012 11:41:09 AM
    Based on this vid, I think he would have better luck looking for an online boyfriend.

    based on that vid, I don`t think he is going to have luck with anything that required it to be "consensual".
  36. Profile photo of o_cantiflas
    o_cantiflas Male 18-29
    13 posts
    August 2, 2012 at 12:11 pm
    homosexuality or atheism???? :S what? hã? o quê?
  37. Profile photo of JaundiceCake
    JaundiceCake Female 18-29
    674 posts
    August 2, 2012 at 12:14 pm
    Yeah, it`s fake, but his sense of humor makes him that much more adorable.
  38. Profile photo of OutWest
    OutWest Male 50-59
    546 posts
    August 2, 2012 at 1:14 pm
    He should go to Chick-Fil-A tomorrow.
  39. Profile photo of Spaztazoid
    Spaztazoid Female 18-29
    152 posts
    August 2, 2012 at 1:46 pm
    Funny.
  40. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    August 2, 2012 at 8:04 pm
    @Sutra: I liked "eating for" better. =^.^=
  41. Profile photo of Missmap
    Missmap Female 30-39
    65 posts
    August 3, 2012 at 12:11 am
    NEVER. DATING. AGAIN. Especially if this is what is out there! YIKES!
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    oldallen671 Male 30-39
    23 posts
    August 3, 2012 at 5:04 am
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    JannatheGrea Female 18-29
    149 posts
    August 3, 2012 at 9:59 am
    FAT BLOW JOB LIPS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
  • Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    August 3, 2012 at 10:20 am
    I was with him up until no Asians.
  • Profile photo of GasMaskKid
    GasMaskKid Male 18-29
    694 posts
    August 3, 2012 at 1:19 pm
    this is obviously a joke and i wanna chill with this dude, he`s drating hilarious
  • Profile photo of MissTipsie
    MissTipsie Female 13-17
    35 posts
    August 3, 2012 at 2:02 pm
    he is ugly but he still could`ve found someone but now he can`t at least we won`t have to worry about him having disabled babies anytime soon.
  • Profile photo of T3hHippie
    T3hHippie Male 18-29
    166 posts
    August 3, 2012 at 6:08 pm
    I love this guy. I don`t think this is actually real though, I think he is just funny!
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