Bro Gets Planet Tattoos [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago in Science

Let your best Uranus one-liners commence!
There are 34 comments:
Male 135
I`m sure its a good idea.. but a real tattoo artist would have been able to: a) Make this look like it wasnt drawn on with a pencil. The inkwork make this looks like a childs drawing, which is really a shame.. a better choice would be to scale it down a little, and include a few of the more common moons.

And if you read newspapers, leave Pluto out of it, at least as a obvious planetary reference.

Also I`m super curious about those growths on his shoulders, are those giant acne ?
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Female 373
I think it is Mercury not the Sun, does not matter is a sucky tattoo.
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Male 316
to all the people complaining the scale.. if it was to scale then the sun would have to take up the entire top half and some planets wouldn`t be seen at all. The scaling of planets is rediculous but in the very least they should have represented the scales more clearly. In this they are far too close to eachother in size.

Also its very hard to draw a perfect cirlce freehand on a nonflat nonhard surface. The coloring and size is what irks me the most. terrible coloring.
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Male 5
Pluto is not a planet.
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Male 273
angilion beat me to the punch.
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Male 27
does he have shoulder nipples? it really looks like he has shoulder nipples from this point of view...
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Male 243
I have a hunch he got a black hole tattoo
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Male 147
He should add the moons!
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Male 37,888
Not to scale, but at least in the correct order...
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Male 12,365
[quote]I bet this guy is on the committee to get Pluto reclassified as a planet...[/quote]

And, apparently, made much bigger. That would be a challenging piece of engineering, to say the least.

Also, Pluto makes no sense. If he`s including Pluto, why isn`t he including Eris et alia?
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Male 158
I bet this guy is on the committee to get Pluto reclassified as a planet...
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Male 653
No pun intended, but doesn`t Uranus have a ring?
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Male 1,105
Could have at least gotten the colors CLOSE to correct..
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Female 1,743
Interesting idea for a tat, but poorly executed.
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Male 7,123
That is sub-standard workmanship.
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Male 3,612
Orcus
Quaoar
(225088) 2007 OR10
Sedna
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Male 3,612
what you naver heard of protoplanets and dwarf planets.
Mercury
Venus
Earth
Mars
Ceres
Jupiter
Saturn
Uranus
Neptune
pluto
Haumea
Makemake
Eris
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Female 2,525
Wow, those are REALLY poorly done. How hard is it to draw a circle?
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Male 7
pluto isn`t a planet
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Male 4,893

Not pictured is the brown dwarf, just beyond pluto. It can sometimes be spoted thru the gas cloud surrounding it.

Alt Joke: Boy may have a tattoo of the planets on his back, but if you wanna see the moon, he`ll need to bend over.
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Male 255
Ur pants are sagging so much, uranus is showing.
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Male 13
He thinks Pluto is still a planet?
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Male 4,893

Boy needs to tighten his kuiper belt...his pants are falling down!
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Male 8,132
I actually think that is a really cool idea for a spine tattoo, if done well.
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Male 3,147
I...must.... resist...the..urge...to... say..obvious... Uranus...joke.
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Male 302
That is so not to scale it`s painful.
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Male 1,526
Hehe, Uranus.
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Male 707
Are they even in right order? O.O
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Male 1,243
What a troubled looking boy.
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Male 2,376
when will you people learn that all tattoos are stupid.. there is nothing your weak pathetic minds can come up with that is worth permanently mutilating your body for...
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Male 7,611
ajd121, I dont know how you could do it to scale on someones back.
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Male 554
youranus is at at the wrong place
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Male 637
Not to scale...
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Male 20,196
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