Birth Control Effectiveness [Pic]

Submitted by: SaintPatty 4 years ago in Funny

Condom, pills, GAH!
There are 16 comments:
Male 335
So....to be clear: 99% effective means I will get a girl preggers once out of every 100 times?

Where can I buy some of those crocs?
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Male 553
I agree completely. Crocs are nasty. They make your feet smell. F.ucking nasty nasty s.hit I tells ya.
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Male 9
Socks with Sandals
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Male 2,097
1 aspirin held between knees, 100%
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Male 2,586
Easy solutions:

Girls - get a toy! - Apparently most guys don`t know what they`re doing anyway, so if you want something done right...

Guys - [email protected] a guy! - Probably tighter (as less likely to have been penetrated), more to play with during, no pregnancy chance... AND (Brucey Bonus!), they were probably just after a fling too! - so none of that clingy girl stuff!
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Male 2,592
How about just find any hole that smells like sweat.
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Male 15,832
Sodomy: 100%
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Male 302
lauriloo: "Considering my experiences with condoms where the guy slipped it off halfway through without telling me..."

Sounds like that one was a keeper.
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Male 275
@tobunshi
or you could just not be a douche
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Male 7,123
Maybe for a bloke in crocs it`s deal-breaker, but for the right woman I`d turn blind eye. I`m not proud.
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Female 1,803
According to the CDC: Male condoms are 82-98% effective at preventing pregnancy.

Considering my experiences with condoms where the guy slipped it off halfway through without telling me and the time the guy didn`t hold onto it and left it inside me, I`d say the low end is most accurate. Which is why I`m also on the pill.
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Male 678
@ElijaBlack

Next time you could just *not* post.
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Male 8,132
My girlfriend is on the pill.
She also has an IUD.
I always wear two condoms.
I pull out every time.
Plus we only have anal.

Because i`m not willing to wear crocs.
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Male 1,625
Or if you`re Todd Akin. Rape is effective birth control.
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Male 275
not guna say it
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Male 970
Link: Birth Control Effectiveness [Pic] [Rate Link] - Condom, pills, GAH!
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