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Date: 08/21/12 01:44 PM

16 Responses to Birth Control Effectiveness [Pic]

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    SaintPatty Male 18-29
    970 posts
    August 21, 2012 at 1:45 pm
    Link: Birth Control Effectiveness - Condom, pills, GAH!
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    ElijaBlack Male 18-29
    275 posts
    August 21, 2012 at 1:51 pm
    not guna say it
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    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    August 21, 2012 at 2:27 pm
    Or if you`re Todd Akin. Rape is effective birth control.
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6190 posts
    August 21, 2012 at 2:59 pm
    My girlfriend is on the pill.
    She also has an IUD.
    I always wear two condoms.
    I pull out every time.
    Plus we only have anal.

    Because i`m not willing to wear crocs.
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    Tobunshi Male 18-29
    678 posts
    August 21, 2012 at 3:12 pm
    @ElijaBlack

    Next time you could just *not* post.
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    August 21, 2012 at 4:09 pm
    According to the CDC: Male condoms are 82-98% effective at preventing pregnancy.

    Considering my experiences with condoms where the guy slipped it off halfway through without telling me and the time the guy didn`t hold onto it and left it inside me, I`d say the low end is most accurate. Which is why I`m also on the pill.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    6662 posts
    August 21, 2012 at 4:14 pm
    Maybe for a bloke in crocs it`s deal-breaker, but for the right woman I`d turn blind eye. I`m not proud.
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    ElijaBlack Male 18-29
    275 posts
    August 21, 2012 at 6:00 pm
    @tobunshi
    or you could just not be a douche
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    deyv87 Male 18-29
    302 posts
    August 21, 2012 at 7:58 pm
    lauriloo: "Considering my experiences with condoms where the guy slipped it off halfway through without telling me..."

    Sounds like that one was a keeper.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    August 21, 2012 at 9:54 pm
    Sodomy: 100%
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    keith2 Male 18-29
    2587 posts
    August 21, 2012 at 11:08 pm
    How about just find any hole that smells like sweat.
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    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    August 22, 2012 at 2:40 am
    Easy solutions:

    Girls - get a toy! - Apparently most guys don`t know what they`re doing anyway, so if you want something done right...

    Guys - sh@g a guy! - Probably tighter (as less likely to have been penetrated), more to play with during, no pregnancy chance... AND (Brucey Bonus!), they were probably just after a fling too! - so none of that clingy girl stuff!
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    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    August 22, 2012 at 7:28 am
    1 aspirin held between knees, 100%
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    tzinn Male 18-29
    9 posts
    August 22, 2012 at 8:05 am
    Socks with Sandals
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    PizzaPits Male 18-29
    553 posts
    August 22, 2012 at 7:14 pm
    I agree completely. Crocs are nasty. They make your feet smell. F.ucking nasty nasty s.hit I tells ya.
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    InTheNameOf Male 30-39
    335 posts
    August 24, 2012 at 3:47 pm
    So....to be clear: 99% effective means I will get a girl preggers once out of every 100 times?

    Where can I buy some of those crocs?

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